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New site? Maybe some day.
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Charity boxing match featuring Josh SEXCREMENT Staples vs. John Dwyer / Pathos Prod...
The 3 round beating of Josh "shit-talker" Staples will be so much fun, stay tuned for details.
All proceeds to benefit RTTP.
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*beats dead horse*
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Charity boxing match featuring Josh SEXCREMENT Staples vs. John Dwyer / Pathos Prod...
The 3 round beating of Josh "shit-talker" Staples will be so much fun, stay tuned for details.
All proceeds to benefit RTTP.
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haha...sac, I'm in text mode and didn't actually click your link until after I posted.
HUGE SUCCESS |
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brad, come to rob's. we're jamming out one last jamstick before the shed gets demolished. i'm leaving now. ready set go. |
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This would never happen. You guys have got to be in totally different weight classes.
I heard Jose Canseco is looking for someone to box if you can make weight. |
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we should get a prize for winning the thread |
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You guys have got to be in totally different weight classes. |
I will be 190 for the match, he could bulk up to 180.
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i love how no one is taking sides with this shit.
so stupid. |
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Grant, I will fight your entire band so it's the same weight class. |
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I WILL FIGHT A FAMILY BUCKET AT KFC |
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i'll be shocked if this happens.
i dont care if it does or doesn't, but interwebz warz always lead to nowhere.
"You're a pussy!"
"I'll beat you up"
"You'll never say that to me in person"
"I wanna make out with school boys"
stfu or gtfo! |
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i will charity box the loch ness monster, bigfoot, davey jones, the jersey devil, the mothman, and the entire cast of st elmo's fire. |
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This is so wrong. Dwyer, you shouldn't be in the ring - you're clearly the Don King of metal. You should hand-pick a scrappy young lad from Harlem to fight Josh. |
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dwyer's hair doesn't even come close to touching the king's |
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Grant, I will fight your entire band so it's the same weight class. |
RichHorror vs. Archaeon
This will be the night opener to this boxing match extravaganza
ARE YOU READYY TAAA RUMBLEEEEE |
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This feud used to be entertaining. Now it is stale like a hot shit that never got flushed. Shit's weak son. |
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more like a sun-baked turd on the rug |
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this better be bare-knuckle fisticuffs. |
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I liked the feud better when it was more than one person arguing. |
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this better be bare body fisticuffs |
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i liked rich horror better before he started correcting his spelling errors |
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Then you never liked me. Or only liked me blacked out. |
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yes mark, like the romans |
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i'll be shocked if this happens. |
The DVD release will be on my label.
And this IS happening unless he backs down, the little sissy.
I'll just fight someone else, Rich Horror maybe.
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i'll write a song about dwyer and josh naked battling tonight. and it will be epic. |
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Then you never liked me. Or only liked me blacked out. |
the onyl time we've ever met in person was at the new wave a couple years back and i remember not smoking with you because i wasn't sure if you did drugs or not.
true story. |
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i'll write a song about dwyer and josh naked battling tonight. and it will be epic. |
HAHAHAHAHAHA, ew...oh God...boner. |
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I wonder if Richtard and i would be a better bout.
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Fuck charity, I don't do shit for free. |
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I haven't been down to 190 since junior high. |
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How about the song is about Josh and Dwyer, performed via interpretive dance by Rich Horror while the rest of Composted plays the song on bongos, lutes and a dulcimer, wearing frilly hats, puffy sleeves, tights and elf shoes. No ifs, ands or buts. |
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Even with an insane diet and workout regimen the best I can ever do is 245. |
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You could always cut off a limb, Rich. What good is a left leg these days anyway? |
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I haven't been down to 190 since junior high. |
*cheers*
currently 270...was 280 about 2 weeks ago but apparently the "i'm too poor to eat" diet really works |
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I haven't been down to 190 since junior high. |
*cheers*
currently 270...was 280 about 2 weeks ago but apparently the "i'm too poor to eat" diet really works |
Yeah, same here. I've been on nothing but ramen and water for the last couple months and I'm still at 275. |
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i made a visit to old country buffet in dartmouth yesterday that i'm pretty sure negated any of said "diet" |
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sometimes. but now that i think about it the trip to lazer gate might have negated that negation |
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i'll box anyone for charity. it sounds fun. |
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i'll box anyone for charity. it sounds fun. |
You can be the undercard.
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you're on.
seriously, this is fucking gay. trying to "settle" a dispute over the fucking internet on a message board is so incredibly juvenile it's disgusting. you are a grown man, fucking act like one. |
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New England Is Wicked Pissed: The DVD charity boxing bouts!
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i'll box anyone for charity. it sounds fun. |
You can be the undercard.
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sick! lets make it interesting, like me vs. any two random people from the audience selected via raffle. |
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I'll box charity. Fuck it. |
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Drew, you'll be pinned against one of your own band mates, unknowingly though...because you'll both be blindfolded. Two men enter, one man leaves, in the endless search for a new singer, guitarist, bassist or drummer. |
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how about an eating contest instead? |
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how about an eating contest instead? |
nah, rttp is fat enough already. we need a reason to slim down. |
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RTTP is the roughest of all the charities |
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This will be a bare knuckle match, on the cobbles. Biting and hitting below the belt are encouraged and applauded. |
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Dip your fists in glue then glass shards....
then hot fudge and gummy bears. |
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Yeah Dwyer is pretty obsessed with me, it's hilarious, almost as hilarious as him trying to proove that he isn't a hack and can't talk to me on the phone. |
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*beats dead horse*
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Dip your fists in glue then glass shards....
then hot fudge and gummy bears. |
best movie ever. |
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How about the song is about Josh and Dwyer, performed via interpretive dance by Rich Horror while the rest of Composted plays the song on bongos, lutes and a dulcimer, wearing frilly hats, puffy sleeves, tights and elf shoes. No ifs, ands or buts. |
"Pfft - Grandpa's guitars?!?"
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Dip your fists in glue then glass shards....
then hot fudge and gummy bears. |
For the win. |
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So who's booking this? Rich should book this at Obriens and have 2 bands before and after the "3 round Dwyer" boxing. Eh ? |
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Do it after the summer so the capacity is bigger. |
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DEATH AT O'BRIENS
A night of heavyweight chaos
sponsored by Jagermeister
Dwyer vs. Josh
(Cruiserweight Shit Talk Championship)
The Rev vs. Lenox Lewis
Rich Horror vs. Drug Addiction
MSD vs. Human Decency
$29.95 on Pay Per View |
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Yeah, I wanna come up and see this stupidity, and laugh, oh how well laugh...
Good venue for- Powerkok vs Kadoogan II: The AWESOME arm power contest |
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I can't wait to shoot fight with a bottle of Xanax. |
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heh Im in.. got any xanax? |
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NOIIICE.
They make me very tired. |
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I'll just fight someone else
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you got somethin against guys with hair?
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Dwyer is pretty obsessed with me |
Obsessed with giving you what you earned, yup.
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hey MFR, I'll charity MMA fight you! |
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You guys should just shoot each other in the face simultaneously.
For charity. |
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With your cocks, I mean. Homos'. |
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hey MFR, I'll charity MMA fight you! |
Hah, yeah that would be smart. As if my knees weren't already 70 years older than the rest of my body. I've been thinking about getting rid of my legs actually... |
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im about to charity fight mfr cuz i'm still at my apartment and not at band practice. WHYYY IIII OUUUUGHHTTAA! |
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ill work out and get back into the shape i was in when i was 17. i was about 260-270 then and i lifted... when that happens, which might be never, i will have an MMA match against an RTTP'er |
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fuck it adam, we are both out of shape, lets do it right now!
Mark, I won't leg kick or knee bar you. You too sexy for me to injure!!! your playing saturday with goreality right? |
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Hah, yeah that would be smart. As if my knees weren't already 70 years older than the rest of my body. I've been thinking about getting rid of my legs actually... |
haha yeah i was gonna say, If you ever fight mark richards, go for the knees. he'll lay on the ground crying "im mark richardzzzzz" |
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No dice Josh. MSD can't play so no go. We're playing the night before @ the same place you saw us last though. |
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fuck, I wanted to avoid going there totally. Go early so we can chill before the show? Maybe we can throw rocks at hookers or something. |
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almost as hilarious as him trying to proove that he isn't a hack |
To all his friends telling me to back off, this is why the kid is not avoiding his beating, he's lucky I am offering to wear padded boxing gloves.
I guess I could just smack him around with an open hand (no fists) until his face has a nice pumpkin-looking glow to it.
Go watch "3:00 High" Jawsh, you might need the inspiration.
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Obsessed with giving you what you earned, yup.
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well, you can start by not hanging up on me and talking about how we can get the other two banners. |
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wip outtcha cocks. that'll settle it. |
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ugh, how bought josh plays bass (while growing his beard back), and dwyer takes pictures of himself with random women and we all watch until one is crowned undisputed winner of this lame ass feud |
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wow i think i would go to boxing match + metal shows if it were organized... hmmm |
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dwyer takes pictures of himself with random women |
Are they "random women" to me if I know them and they're friends of some sort?
Or just to you fools that are so judgmental?
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almost as hilarious as him trying to proove that he isn't a hack |
To all his friends telling me to back off, this is why the kid is not avoiding his beating |
dwyer, josh has said 1 thing for every 7 threads you make about it. |
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just to you fools that are so judgmental?
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fucking liar! if you are 220 I will eat my foot. |
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i am 220, want me to take a picture of the scale?
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I am 220 and about a foot and 1/2 shorter that you |
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Fish, you are definitely taller than 4'6" |
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Being fat is sweet as hell. |
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I'm not fat, I'm big boned |
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i like rollin big bones.. |
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I'm not fat, I'm big boned |
But I'm fat! And it's sweet as hell. |
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im 215 but im like kinda fat.. |
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im 215 but im like kinda fat.. |
all that means is that you're 100% gay. |
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"I'M THE REAL IRON SHEIK!" |
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hey MFR, I'll charity MMA fight you! |
Hah, yeah that would be smart. As if my knees weren't already 70 years older than the rest of my body. I've been thinking about getting rid of my legs actually... |
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This boxing charity should be for retired boxers with head injuries from boxing. |
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josh has said 1 thing for every 7 threads |
I made 2 threads. |
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It's for RTTP!
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ill work out and get back into the shape i was in when i was 17. i was about 260-270 then and i lifted... when that happens, which might be never, i will have an MMA match against an RTTP'er |
Spalding, I'm at 180 right now. I'll put on 90 lbs of pure fat and we'll fucking BATTLE! |
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But I'm fat! And that shit is so cash. |
fixed. |
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damn you guys are skinny. i'm at 345 |
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obviously joking. i think i'm at 220 right now. i'm not short though so i guess that's an okay weight. |
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I'm weighing in at around 235 pounds of rippling muscle, cleverly concealed beneath a layer of pizza and buffalo wings. You know, for camoflage. |
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damn you guys are skinny. i'm at 345 |
im right up there with you. like between 320-330. i might even be up in the 340's... havent weighed myself in a bit.
edit: oh didnt see your post after that said you were kidding... now i feel really massive, haha |
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did you play football? that's the perfect weight to PWN. |
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Im at 205-210 and Im feeling very flabby, stupid not eating healthy and then paying for it...
but thats not the point, deis gorna are be an bwawl |
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johnny, you a fibber. You may have only made 2 threads on RTTP, but you're forgetting the ones you made on the devourment.tk board and the SMN board, not to mention all the other boards you probably posted on that I don't frequent.
Youve made your point, please give it up. |
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fucking liar! if you are 220 I will eat my foot. |
Start eating, fag.
I'm 6' 1" - 220
Gonna try to lose 30 lbs by New Years.
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Nope, it aint over until Josh is black and blue and begging for mercy. |
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You may have only made 2 threads on RTTP |
That's what I'm talking about, this board, don't call me a fucking fibber. WTF is with you people?
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lol @ this e-mail I received.
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John Dwyer
"-------, -----" to me
show details 1:07 pm (2 hours ago)
... is it just me or has he gotten progressively creepier and more socially awkward?
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i'm going to call Dr. Phil |
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Josh will kill yuo.
That's right, I spelt yuo.
Does it hurt that I did that? |
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Death Metal is serious business |
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has he gotten progressively creepier and more socially awkward? |
Good, I hope so. |
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This thread improves with age like a fine wine. |
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more like some fucking 'pruno' and a cell block 8 dong up your coal hole.
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Good job using the same joke against me for months. You're taking a thread about a boxing match seriously. Good job, Tom Savini. |
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I, personally, have a special connection to the video "Basic Training: San Francisco Style." It was my bridge from Fisting to Scat. There is a scene in it where a pretty young blonde boy (who I later learned was Dave, himself) gets fisted with a very full ass. Needless to say it gets wonderfully messy. I was so disgusted I couldn't stop watching it. I must have nearly worn out that spot on the tape. |
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Rich, I kid because I care. You are like the retarded kid I used to sit next to and tease everyday in 4th grade. It didn't take much to get him going, and like clock work he delivered the goods every time. Kudos. |
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Whatever you still look like the name of names as it pertains to 70's zombie movies. |
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WHAT, UM YEW ALRDY SED THAT DOOD! GOOD JOBZ! |
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I'm just saying it's a grade A penis duster. WTF |
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im saying you just dont know me well enough to know when im being serious and when i aint brutha. dont take it to heart FTW.
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+ Day Of The Dead appreesh. The part where they take the top half of the zombie's head with a shovel just happened. Shit was so cash. |
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They clowned that zombie so hard. |
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has he gotten more socially awkward?
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I guarantee that I have more friends and and more well-liked than whoever wrote this.
People like being around me, Richtard. Believe it or not.
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It's going to be ok, John. I didn't say they didn't. |
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has he gotten more socially awkward?
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I guarantee that I have more friends and and more well-liked than whoever wrote this.
People like being around me, Richtard. Believe it or not. |
"I'm going to do a terrific show today! And I'm gonna help people! Because I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and, doggonit, people like me!" |
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My inspiration for that line!
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I like how Blue keeps poppin in every once and again all like Jawshys life coach.
LEAVE HIM BE DWYER, HE'S JUST A BOI!! |
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I will crush that cowardly faggot.
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No, that was my Blue impression. hahahha. |
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I WILL FIGHT A FAMILY BUCKET AT KFC |
I down for that |
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If this whole dramatic lovers quarrel isn't a huge joke I'm going to be disappointed. |
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fucking liar! if you are 220 I will eat my foot. |
Start eating, fag.
I'm 6' 1" - 200
Gonna lose 30 lbs by New Years.
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dwyer...the towel rack |
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Clean socks are so NOT metal. |
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I've seen John Dwyer make 2 typos, UNFIXED, in this thread. You're not on your A game, sir. |
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I am tired and busy, honey-buns.
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That's sticky buns to you, cuddleface. |
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I'm 6' 1" - 200
Gonna lose 30 lbs by New Years.
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Come work with me. Youll lose 30 lbs in 3-5 days. Not even kidding a little. |
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That doesn't sound heathy at all, and I doubt that kok-lover.
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Well, whats healthier? working and sweating roughly 8lbs a day in the summer, (averages it out to 30 lbs a week, genius)
or being soft and greasy and overweight? |
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You lose 8 lbs a day?!
Who the fuck is soft and overweight?
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Ive been doing it for over a year now, so no, I do not lose any more than 2-3 lbs on a 105 degree day.
Thats why I said that YOU would lose 8lbs a day, fatty. |
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Yeah, I'm so obese, how did I live to 38 and not have a heart attack yet?!
6'1" 220lbs - hopefully I will be under 200 by around Halloween.
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DEATH AT O'BRIENS
A night of heavyweight chaos
sponsored by Jagermeister
Dwyer vs. Josh
(Cruiserweight Shit Talk Championship)
The Rev vs. Lenox Lewis
Rich Horror vs. Drug Addiction
MSD vs. Human Decency
$29.95 on Pay Per View |
Can I fight several women at once? |
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Fish, you are definitely taller than 4'6" |
Not much though.
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OK.
Now, I have a large head. I mean, larger than MOST ppl.
But dude, ORANGE ON A TOOTHPICK!!!!!!!!!
Your head must weigh 46 lbs!!!!!
Do you have an extra jaw bone or something? Jesus. |
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Seriously, your head is about 3/4s the size of your entire torso! |
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So am I fat or a toothpick?
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Do you have an extra jaw bone or something? |
Definitely more brain cells than you.
I look gorgeous to me.
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God damn, I've never weighed more than 140 in my life, you guys must have the worst metabolisms ever. |
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Is that your new boi toi?
While you poke fun with brain cell jokes, I create original music, and logos, while you....well, do not.
Go beat up skinny Jawsh, will ya?
It may just be the first originally productive thing youve done. |
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I create original music, and logos, while you... |
I do more creatively in a month than you do in a year.
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While I seriously doubt that, and without getting into a detailed description of just how creative Dwyer is,
lets just say that your Pathos logo shows your brilliance in originality.
Thank you, good night.
I'll be here all week. |
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Stop focusing on me, and get in the gym, you have a 145 lb nose target to train for!!! YARRG.
GOOOOOOOO! |
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Dwyer has refused to talk on the phone to me for days because he still owes us 2 more banners. Yet he's posted this shit on 4 various messages boards (to the best of my knowledge). |
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What 4 boards so In can laugh on them too? This is just funny. |
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Hey John, talk to the kid, this way everyone wins, is not about beating the fuck out of him, that will be so easy...He crossed the line and he'll be a man enough to apologize for what he said(I'm sure..)No losers here!!!
BTW,I know both and not talking for anyone here or taking sides... |
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Dwyer needs to just honor the deal we agreed on, that's all I'm asking for now and have been asking since the November. It's a simple concept. It's not my fault he's been illusive and shady which ultimately results in him being a hack and ripping us off. For all the time he spends on this site he could have been securing the deal with me over the phone and he would have completly avoided looking like a scam and a paranoid obsessive. |
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Do you have an extra jaw bone or something? |
Definitely more brain cells than you.
I look gorgeous to me.
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so you post a picture of yourself standing suggestively close to some disgustlingy ugly dude you're fucking to make yourself look better in comparison. congratulations, |
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That guy has a cool mustache. |
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Call me John, I know you're not happy that you fucked up but you're not helping yourself at all at this point. |
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he still owes us 2 more banners. |
I owe you nothing! It started as a favor and you blew it. You have been charged full price now instesad of a 'friend' hookup, lying big mouth.
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been asking since the November. |
Such bullshit lies, Evan gave me the files in what, late March?
See you Friday, or will it be Sunday? |
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It's not my fault he's been illusive and shady which ultimately results in him being a hack and ripping us off. |
"Elusive." That Dwyer didn't catch this and correct means he may be more broken up over this than we thought. |
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Yesterday you agreed to something with me and now you're changing it just like that? Talk to me on the phone, I'm sick of this text message crap, it won't take more than 5 mintues instead of wasting an hour texting. |
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Nah, your voice makes me sick.
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now you're changing it just like that? |
Just like your story, liar.
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It's not a lie when nearly half a dozen people watch you agree to it. Keep screaming liar all you want, we know what you owe you us and what was agreed to. I'm not even going to go into all the crap you've lied to us about because it will hurt you and won't solve anything other than prooving your unstable and can't function without lying. Stop being a girl and call me-this time don't hang up on me within a minute of calling you out on bullshit, face up to the fact that you're ripping us off and finish the deal on the conditions that YOU agreed to. |
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why doesnt someone else in Sexcrement handle this, since you and Dwyer clearly cant play nice together. |
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Evan was there the whole time with the deal being made and last heard from John back in March when Dwyer told him he sent the file to russia-but I guess Evan is raging liar as well or something, according to Dwyer that is. |
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I thought as you get older, you don't care about the small stuff as much.
Boy, this thread has proved me wrong. |
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Dwyer told him he sent the file to russia |
Where do you get this shit?! I told him nothing like that. |
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LETS HAVE THE FUCKING BOXING FIGHT ALREADY! I AM GOING TO MAKE STAPLES MY BRIDE!
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Closure real soon.
Josh made a big mistake and poked me today, the "straw that broke the camel's back" as it were.
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The wedding pic's pretty great. |
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dwyer's hair doesn't even come close to touching the king's |
Dwyers hair doesn't come close to touching his own head.
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SIC NYDM ON JOSH OR YOU ARE A PUSSY
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We just made new back patches with a Josh Staples WANTED poster on them. |
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We just made new back patches with a Josh Staples WANTED poster on them. |
Do these new patches allow you to reverse their whole mental torture shit on Polish prison guards and taunt the hell out of some of them? |
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I HEREBY ISSUE A STAPLES VS. DWYER FIGHT PHOTOSHOP CHALLENGE
since these two haven't fought yet and probably never will
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petition to bring back "shit was so cash" |
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no tricks, no weapons, skill against skill alone. |
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petition to bring back "shit was so cash" |
signed |
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I'd pay $18 to see Dwyer fight Blaisdell and get beaten to a pulp. |
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Both of these guys still suck ass and can't see past their own egos. |
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CAGE MATCH
KING THUNDERSTOOL VS EVERYONE
BEATDOWN OF THE CENTURY |
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This website used to be good. |
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Megatron and I can kick everybody's ass. |
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Looks like fagget's back on the menu, boys!
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someone else watched the lotr marathon on tbs yesterday ^ |
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$18 says Staples hands Dwyer's ass to him on a silver platter! |
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