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returntothepit >> discuss >> Charity boxing match featuring Josh Staples + John Dwyer... by AUTOPSY_666 on May 29,2008 2:15pm
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toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at May 29,2008 2:15pm edited May 29,2008 3:19pm
Charity boxing match featuring Josh SEXCREMENT Staples vs. John Dwyer / Pathos Prod...

The 3 round beating of Josh "shit-talker" Staples will be so much fun, stay tuned for details.

All proceeds to benefit RTTP.




toggletoggle post by sacreligion at May 29,2008 2:18pm



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at May 29,2008 2:21pm
*beats dead horse*
-thread



toggletoggle post by brad weymouth at May 29,2008 2:21pm
AUTOPSY_666 said[orig][quote]
Charity boxing match featuring Josh SEXCREMENT Staples vs. John Dwyer / Pathos Prod...

The 3 round beating of Josh "shit-talker" Staples will be so much fun, stay tuned for details.

All proceeds to benefit RTTP.



fool



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at May 29,2008 2:21pm
haha...sac, I'm in text mode and didn't actually click your link until after I posted.

HUGE SUCCESS



toggletoggle post by Mess at May 29,2008 2:22pm
brad, come to rob's. we're jamming out one last jamstick before the shed gets demolished. i'm leaving now. ready set go.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at May 29,2008 2:23pm
brian_dc said[orig][quote]
*beats dead horse*


And Josh is next.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at May 29,2008 2:24pm
This would never happen. You guys have got to be in totally different weight classes.

I heard Jose Canseco is looking for someone to box if you can make weight.



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at May 29,2008 2:26pm
brian_dc said[orig][quote]
HUGE SUCCESS


we should get a prize for winning the thread



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at May 29,2008 2:29pm edited May 29,2008 2:30pm
xmikex said[orig][quote]
You guys have got to be in totally different weight classes.


I will be 190 for the match, he could bulk up to 180.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at May 29,2008 2:29pm
i love how no one is taking sides with this shit.

so stupid.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at May 29,2008 2:32pm
Grant, I will fight your entire band so it's the same weight class.



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at May 29,2008 2:33pm
i got $.05 on rich



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at May 29,2008 2:34pm
I WILL FIGHT A FAMILY BUCKET AT KFC



toggletoggle post by Pires at May 29,2008 2:34pm
i'll be shocked if this happens.

i dont care if it does or doesn't, but interwebz warz always lead to nowhere.

"You're a pussy!"
"I'll beat you up"
"You'll never say that to me in person"
"I wanna make out with school boys"

stfu or gtfo!



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at May 29,2008 2:35pm
i will charity box the loch ness monster, bigfoot, davey jones, the jersey devil, the mothman, and the entire cast of st elmo's fire.



toggletoggle post by DYA / NLI at May 29,2008 2:35pm
This is so wrong. Dwyer, you shouldn't be in the ring - you're clearly the Don King of metal. You should hand-pick a scrappy young lad from Harlem to fight Josh.



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at May 29,2008 2:39pm
dwyer's hair doesn't even come close to touching the king's



toggletoggle post by archaeon at May 29,2008 2:42pm
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
Grant, I will fight your entire band so it's the same weight class.


RichHorror vs. Archaeon

This will be the night opener to this boxing match extravaganza

ARE YOU READYY TAAA RUMBLEEEEE



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at May 29,2008 2:47pm
This feud used to be entertaining. Now it is stale like a hot shit that never got flushed. Shit's weak son.



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at May 29,2008 2:48pm
more like a sun-baked turd on the rug



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at May 29,2008 2:50pm
Haha, I like that.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at May 29,2008 2:50pm
this better be bare-knuckle fisticuffs.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at May 29,2008 2:50pm edited May 29,2008 2:51pm
I liked the feud better when it was more than one person arguing.



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at May 29,2008 2:51pm
this better be bare body fisticuffs



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at May 29,2008 2:53pm
Bare body fistifucks?



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at May 29,2008 2:53pm
i liked rich horror better before he started correcting his spelling errors



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at May 29,2008 2:54pm
Then you never liked me. Or only liked me blacked out.



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at May 29,2008 2:54pm
yes mark, like the romans



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at May 29,2008 2:55pm
I smell a Composted jam.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at May 29,2008 2:56pm
Pires said[orig][quote]
i'll be shocked if this happens.


The DVD release will be on my label.

And this IS happening unless he backs down, the little sissy.

I'll just fight someone else, Rich Horror maybe.



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at May 29,2008 2:58pm
i'll write a song about dwyer and josh naked battling tonight. and it will be epic.



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at May 29,2008 2:59pm
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
Then you never liked me. Or only liked me blacked out.


the onyl time we've ever met in person was at the new wave a couple years back and i remember not smoking with you because i wasn't sure if you did drugs or not.

true story.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at May 29,2008 3:00pm
Dave_Maggot said[orig][quote]
i'll write a song about dwyer and josh naked battling tonight. and it will be epic.


HAHAHAHAHAHA, ew...oh God...boner.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at May 29,2008 3:00pm edited May 29,2008 3:01pm
I wonder if Richtard and i would be a better bout.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at May 29,2008 3:00pm
Fuck charity, I don't do shit for free.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at May 29,2008 3:02pm
I haven't been down to 190 since junior high.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at May 29,2008 3:03pm
I am 220 now.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at May 29,2008 3:04pm
How about the song is about Josh and Dwyer, performed via interpretive dance by Rich Horror while the rest of Composted plays the song on bongos, lutes and a dulcimer, wearing frilly hats, puffy sleeves, tights and elf shoes. No ifs, ands or buts.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at May 29,2008 3:04pm
Even with an insane diet and workout regimen the best I can ever do is 245.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at May 29,2008 3:05pm
LOL BUTTS AMIRITE



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at May 29,2008 3:05pm
You could always cut off a limb, Rich. What good is a left leg these days anyway?



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at May 29,2008 3:05pm
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
I haven't been down to 190 since junior high.


*cheers*

currently 270...was 280 about 2 weeks ago but apparently the "i'm too poor to eat" diet really works



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at May 29,2008 3:07pm
sacreligion said[orig][quote]
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
I haven't been down to 190 since junior high.


*cheers*

currently 270...was 280 about 2 weeks ago but apparently the "i'm too poor to eat" diet really works


Yeah, same here. I've been on nothing but ramen and water for the last couple months and I'm still at 275.



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at May 29,2008 3:08pm
i made a visit to old country buffet in dartmouth yesterday that i'm pretty sure negated any of said "diet"



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at May 29,2008 3:08pm
You're a lucky man.



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at May 29,2008 3:09pm
sometimes. but now that i think about it the trip to lazer gate might have negated that negation



toggletoggle post by DrewBlood@Work at May 29,2008 3:13pm
i'll box anyone for charity. it sounds fun.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at May 29,2008 3:15pm
DrewBlood@Work said[orig][quote]
i'll box anyone for charity. it sounds fun.


You can be the undercard.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at May 29,2008 3:16pm
Dave_Maggot said[orig][quote]
bigfoot


you're on.

seriously, this is fucking gay. trying to "settle" a dispute over the fucking internet on a message board is so incredibly juvenile it's disgusting. you are a grown man, fucking act like one.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at May 29,2008 3:16pm
New England Is Wicked Pissed: The DVD charity boxing bouts!



toggletoggle post by DrewBlood@Work at May 29,2008 3:22pm
AUTOPSY_666 said[orig][quote]
DrewBlood@Work said[orig][quote]
i'll box anyone for charity. it sounds fun.


You can be the undercard.


sick! lets make it interesting, like me vs. any two random people from the audience selected via raffle.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at May 29,2008 3:23pm
I'll box charity. Fuck it.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at May 29,2008 3:25pm
Drew, you'll be pinned against one of your own band mates, unknowingly though...because you'll both be blindfolded. Two men enter, one man leaves, in the endless search for a new singer, guitarist, bassist or drummer.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at May 29,2008 3:31pm
how about an eating contest instead?



toggletoggle post by DrewBlood@Work at May 29,2008 3:33pm
dreadkill said[orig][quote]
how about an eating contest instead?


nah, rttp is fat enough already. we need a reason to slim down.



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at May 29,2008 3:50pm
RTTP is the roughest of all the charities



toggletoggle post by CNV at May 29,2008 4:17pm
This will be a bare knuckle match, on the cobbles. Biting and hitting below the belt are encouraged and applauded.



toggletoggle post by Kinslayer at May 29,2008 4:18pm
Dip your fists in glue then glass shards....


then hot fudge and gummy bears.



toggletoggle post by BSV at May 29,2008 4:23pm
Yeah Dwyer is pretty obsessed with me, it's hilarious, almost as hilarious as him trying to proove that he isn't a hack and can't talk to me on the phone.



toggletoggle post by blue  at May 29,2008 4:28pm
brian_dc said[orig][quote]
*beats dead horse*
-thread



Kinslayer said[orig][quote]
Dip your fists in glue then glass shards....


then hot fudge and gummy bears.


best movie ever.



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at May 29,2008 4:29pm
*you win*



toggletoggle post by DYA / NLI at May 29,2008 4:34pm
MarkFuckingRichards said[orig][quote]
How about the song is about Josh and Dwyer, performed via interpretive dance by Rich Horror while the rest of Composted plays the song on bongos, lutes and a dulcimer, wearing frilly hats, puffy sleeves, tights and elf shoes. No ifs, ands or buts.




"Pfft - Grandpa's guitars?!?"

Kinslayer said[orig][quote]
Dip your fists in glue then glass shards....


then hot fudge and gummy bears.


For the win.



toggletoggle post by handinjury at May 29,2008 4:47pm
So who's booking this? Rich should book this at Obriens and have 2 bands before and after the "3 round Dwyer" boxing. Eh ?



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at May 29,2008 5:09pm
Do it after the summer so the capacity is bigger.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at May 29,2008 5:12pm
DEATH AT O'BRIENS
A night of heavyweight chaos
sponsored by Jagermeister

Dwyer vs. Josh
(Cruiserweight Shit Talk Championship)
The Rev vs. Lenox Lewis
Rich Horror vs. Drug Addiction
MSD vs. Human Decency

$29.95 on Pay Per View



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at May 29,2008 5:16pm
Yeah, I wanna come up and see this stupidity, and laugh, oh how well laugh...


Good venue for- Powerkok vs Kadoogan II: The AWESOME arm power contest



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at May 29,2008 5:17pm
ULTIMATE ARM POWER



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at May 29,2008 5:18pm
I can't wait to shoot fight with a bottle of Xanax.



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at May 29,2008 5:20pm
heh Im in.. got any xanax?



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at May 29,2008 5:20pm
Yeah, in my stomach.



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at May 29,2008 5:21pm

NOIIICE.

They make me very tired.



toggletoggle post by brad weymouth at May 29,2008 5:25pm
AUTOPSY_666 said[orig][quote]


I'll just fight someone else


you got somethin against guys with hair?



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at May 29,2008 5:26pm
BSV said[orig][quote]
Dwyer is pretty obsessed with me


Obsessed with giving you what you earned, yup.




toggletoggle post by Joshtruction   at May 29,2008 5:29pm
hey MFR, I'll charity MMA fight you!



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at May 29,2008 5:33pm
You guys should just shoot each other in the face simultaneously.

For charity.



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at May 29,2008 5:33pm edited May 29,2008 5:33pm
With your cocks, I mean. Homos'.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at May 29,2008 5:37pm
Joshtruction said[orig][quote]
hey MFR, I'll charity MMA fight you!


Hah, yeah that would be smart. As if my knees weren't already 70 years older than the rest of my body. I've been thinking about getting rid of my legs actually...



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at May 29,2008 5:40pm
im about to charity fight mfr cuz i'm still at my apartment and not at band practice. WHYYY IIII OUUUUGHHTTAA!



toggletoggle post by thegreatspaldino   at May 29,2008 5:42pm
ill work out and get back into the shape i was in when i was 17. i was about 260-270 then and i lifted... when that happens, which might be never, i will have an MMA match against an RTTP'er



toggletoggle post by Joshtruction   at May 29,2008 5:49pm
fuck it adam, we are both out of shape, lets do it right now!



Mark, I won't leg kick or knee bar you. You too sexy for me to injure!!! your playing saturday with goreality right?



toggletoggle post by archaeon at May 29,2008 5:52pm
MarkFuckingRichards said[orig][quote]

Hah, yeah that would be smart. As if my knees weren't already 70 years older than the rest of my body. I've been thinking about getting rid of my legs actually...


haha yeah i was gonna say, If you ever fight mark richards, go for the knees. he'll lay on the ground crying "im mark richardzzzzz"



toggletoggle post by markfuckingrichards  at May 29,2008 6:32pm
No dice Josh. MSD can't play so no go. We're playing the night before @ the same place you saw us last though.



toggletoggle post by Joshtruction   at May 29,2008 6:40pm
fuck, I wanted to avoid going there totally. Go early so we can chill before the show? Maybe we can throw rocks at hookers or something.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at May 29,2008 7:01pm edited May 29,2008 7:02pm
BSV said[orig][quote]
almost as hilarious as him trying to proove that he isn't a hack


To all his friends telling me to back off, this is why the kid is not avoiding his beating, he's lucky I am offering to wear padded boxing gloves.

I guess I could just smack him around with an open hand (no fists) until his face has a nice pumpkin-looking glow to it.

Go watch "3:00 High" Jawsh, you might need the inspiration.




toggletoggle post by BSV at May 29,2008 7:02pm
AUTOPSY_666 said[orig][quote]


Obsessed with giving you what you earned, yup.



well, you can start by not hanging up on me and talking about how we can get the other two banners.



toggletoggle post by yummy at May 29,2008 7:11pm
wip outtcha cocks. that'll settle it.



toggletoggle post by Grizloch   at May 29,2008 9:48pm
ugh, how bought josh plays bass (while growing his beard back), and dwyer takes pictures of himself with random women and we all watch until one is crowned undisputed winner of this lame ass feud



toggletoggle post by sxealex   at May 29,2008 10:10pm
wow i think i would go to boxing match + metal shows if it were organized... hmmm



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at May 30,2008 1:01am
Grizloch said[orig][quote]
dwyer takes pictures of himself with random women


Are they "random women" to me if I know them and they're friends of some sort?

Or just to you fools that are so judgmental?



toggletoggle post by blue  at May 30,2008 1:06am
AUTOPSY_666 said[orig][quote]
BSV said[orig][quote]
almost as hilarious as him trying to proove that he isn't a hack


To all his friends telling me to back off, this is why the kid is not avoiding his beating


dwyer, josh has said 1 thing for every 7 threads you make about it.



toggletoggle post by Grizloch   at May 30,2008 1:11am
AUTOPSY_666 said[orig][quote]
just to you fools that are so judgmental?



toggletoggle post by fishcakes at May 30,2008 1:13am
AUTOPSY_666 said[orig][quote]
I am 220 now.



fucking liar! if you are 220 I will eat my foot.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at May 30,2008 1:20am
i am 220, want me to take a picture of the scale?



toggletoggle post by fishcakes at May 30,2008 1:23am
I am 220 and about a foot and 1/2 shorter that you



toggletoggle post by DrewBlood@Work at May 30,2008 8:23am
Fish, you are definitely taller than 4'6"



toggletoggle post by Martins   at May 30,2008 8:36am
Being fat is sweet as hell.



toggletoggle post by fishcakes at May 30,2008 9:37am
I'm not fat, I'm big boned



toggletoggle post by corpus_ at May 30,2008 9:40am
i like rollin big bones..



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 30,2008 9:41am
I'm 190



toggletoggle post by Martins   at May 30,2008 9:43am
fishcakes said[orig][quote]
I'm not fat, I'm big boned

But I'm fat! And it's sweet as hell.



toggletoggle post by corpus_ at May 30,2008 9:45am
im 215 but im like kinda fat..



toggletoggle post by corpus_ at May 30,2008 9:47am
corpus_ said[orig][quote]
im 215 but im like kinda fat..


all that means is that you're 100% gay.



toggletoggle post by corpus_colostomy at May 30,2008 9:48am
"I'M THE REAL IRON SHEIK!"



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at May 30,2008 9:50am
MarkFuckingRichards said[orig][quote]
Joshtruction said[orig][quote]
hey MFR, I'll charity MMA fight you!


Hah, yeah that would be smart. As if my knees weren't already 70 years older than the rest of my body. I've been thinking about getting rid of my legs actually...






toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at May 30,2008 9:53am
This boxing charity should be for retired boxers with head injuries from boxing.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at May 30,2008 11:16am
blue said[orig][quote]
josh has said 1 thing for every 7 threads


I made 2 threads.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at May 30,2008 11:25am
SkinSandwich said[orig][quote]
charity should be for...


It's for RTTP!




toggletoggle post by xmikex at May 30,2008 11:32am
thegreatspaldino said[orig][quote]
ill work out and get back into the shape i was in when i was 17. i was about 260-270 then and i lifted... when that happens, which might be never, i will have an MMA match against an RTTP'er


Spalding, I'm at 180 right now. I'll put on 90 lbs of pure fat and we'll fucking BATTLE!



toggletoggle post by xmikex at May 30,2008 11:33am
Martins said[orig][quote]

But I'm fat! And that shit is so cash.


fixed.



toggletoggle post by aril at May 30,2008 11:35am
damn you guys are skinny. i'm at 345



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at May 30,2008 11:36am
Great googly moogly.



toggletoggle post by aril at May 30,2008 1:19pm
obviously joking. i think i'm at 220 right now. i'm not short though so i guess that's an okay weight.



toggletoggle post by DYA / NLI at May 30,2008 2:23pm
I'm weighing in at around 235 pounds of rippling muscle, cleverly concealed beneath a layer of pizza and buffalo wings. You know, for camoflage.



toggletoggle post by thegreatspaldino   at May 30,2008 2:26pm edited May 30,2008 2:27pm
aril said[orig][quote]
damn you guys are skinny. i'm at 345



im right up there with you. like between 320-330. i might even be up in the 340's... havent weighed myself in a bit.


edit: oh didnt see your post after that said you were kidding... now i feel really massive, haha



toggletoggle post by aril at May 30,2008 2:27pm
did you play football? that's the perfect weight to PWN.



toggletoggle post by Grizloch   at May 30,2008 2:29pm
Im at 205-210 and Im feeling very flabby, stupid not eating healthy and then paying for it...

but thats not the point, deis gorna are be an bwawl



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at May 30,2008 2:52pm



toggletoggle post by blue  at May 30,2008 3:04pm
johnny, you a fibber. You may have only made 2 threads on RTTP, but you're forgetting the ones you made on the devourment.tk board and the SMN board, not to mention all the other boards you probably posted on that I don't frequent.

Youve made your point, please give it up.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at May 30,2008 3:13pm edited May 31,2008 6:17pm
fishcakes said[orig][quote]
fucking liar! if you are 220 I will eat my foot.


Start eating, fag.



I'm 6' 1" - 220

Gonna try to lose 30 lbs by New Years.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at May 30,2008 3:14pm
blue said[orig][quote]
please give it up.


Nope, it aint over until Josh is black and blue and begging for mercy.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at May 30,2008 3:16pm
blue said[orig][quote]
You may have only made 2 threads on RTTP


That's what I'm talking about, this board, don't call me a fucking fibber. WTF is with you people?




toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at May 30,2008 3:25pm
lol @ this e-mail I received.

----

John Dwyer

"-------, -----" to me
show details 1:07 pm (2 hours ago)


... is it just me or has he gotten progressively creepier and more socially awkward?



toggletoggle post by aril at May 30,2008 4:10pm
i'm going to call Dr. Phil



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at May 30,2008 5:04pm
Josh will kill yuo.

That's right, I spelt yuo.

Does it hurt that I did that?



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at May 30,2008 5:06pm
Death Metal is serious business



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at May 30,2008 5:48pm
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
has he gotten progressively creepier and more socially awkward?


Good, I hope so.



toggletoggle post by corpus_colostomy at May 30,2008 5:52pm



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at May 30,2008 5:56pm
This thread improves with age like a fine wine.



toggletoggle post by corpus_colostomy at May 30,2008 5:58pm
more like some fucking 'pruno' and a cell block 8 dong up your coal hole.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at May 30,2008 6:01pm
Stay angry everyday.



toggletoggle post by corpus_colostomy at May 30,2008 6:02pm
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
Purple rubber, everyday.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at May 30,2008 6:04pm
Good job using the same joke against me for months. You're taking a thread about a boxing match seriously. Good job, Tom Savini.



toggletoggle post by Fernando at May 30,2008 6:04pm
I, personally, have a special connection to the video "Basic Training: San Francisco Style." It was my bridge from Fisting to Scat. There is a scene in it where a pretty young blonde boy (who I later learned was Dave, himself) gets fisted with a very full ass. Needless to say it gets wonderfully messy. I was so disgusted I couldn't stop watching it. I must have nearly worn out that spot on the tape.



toggletoggle post by corpus_colostomy at May 30,2008 6:06pm
Rich, I kid because I care. You are like the retarded kid I used to sit next to and tease everyday in 4th grade. It didn't take much to get him going, and like clock work he delivered the goods every time. Kudos.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at May 30,2008 6:06pm
Whatever you still look like the name of names as it pertains to 70's zombie movies.



toggletoggle post by corpus_colostomy at May 30,2008 6:07pm
WHAT, UM YEW ALRDY SED THAT DOOD! GOOD JOBZ!



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at May 30,2008 6:08pm
I'm just saying it's a grade A penis duster. WTF



toggletoggle post by corpus_colostomy at May 30,2008 6:09pm edited May 30,2008 6:10pm
im saying you just dont know me well enough to know when im being serious and when i aint brutha. dont take it to heart FTW.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at May 30,2008 6:10pm
+ Day Of The Dead appreesh. The part where they take the top half of the zombie's head with a shovel just happened. Shit was so cash.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at May 30,2008 6:11pm
They clowned that zombie so hard.



toggletoggle post by DYA / NLI at May 30,2008 6:16pm
We was buggin'.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at May 30,2008 6:29pm
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
has he gotten more socially awkward?


I guarantee that I have more friends and and more well-liked than whoever wrote this.

People like being around me, Richtard. Believe it or not.






toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at May 30,2008 6:30pm
It's going to be ok, John. I didn't say they didn't.



toggletoggle post by DYA / NLI at May 30,2008 6:31pm
AUTOPSY_666 said[orig][quote]
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
has he gotten more socially awkward?


I guarantee that I have more friends and and more well-liked than whoever wrote this.

People like being around me, Richtard. Believe it or not.



"I'm going to do a terrific show today! And I'm gonna help people! Because I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and, doggonit, people like me!"



toggletoggle post by DYA / NLI at May 30,2008 6:32pm
I mean, I'm just saying.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at May 30,2008 6:32pm
hahahahaha



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at May 30,2008 6:38pm
DYA%20/%20NLI said[orig][quote]



My inspiration for that line!



toggletoggle post by DYA / NLI at May 30,2008 6:39pm
STUART LOLLEY



toggletoggle post by yummy at May 30,2008 6:50pm
wip outtcha cocks



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at May 30,2008 9:11pm
I like how Blue keeps poppin in every once and again all like Jawshys life coach.

LEAVE HIM BE DWYER, HE'S JUST A BOI!!



toggletoggle post by douchebag_patrol at May 30,2008 9:14pm



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at May 30,2008 9:26pm
I will crush that cowardly faggot.



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at May 30,2008 9:36pm
No, that was my Blue impression. hahahha.



toggletoggle post by Dankill at May 30,2008 9:45pm
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
I WILL FIGHT A FAMILY BUCKET AT KFC

I down for that



toggletoggle post by pam nli at May 30,2008 11:22pm
If this whole dramatic lovers quarrel isn't a huge joke I'm going to be disappointed.



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at May 31,2008 3:32am
AUTOPSY_666 said[orig][quote]
fishcakes said[orig][quote]
fucking liar! if you are 220 I will eat my foot.


Start eating, fag.



I'm 6' 1" - 200

Gonna lose 30 lbs by New Years.


dwyer...the towel rack



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at May 31,2008 8:57am
Clean socks are so NOT metal.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at May 31,2008 12:14pm
I've seen John Dwyer make 2 typos, UNFIXED, in this thread. You're not on your A game, sir.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at May 31,2008 3:18pm
I am tired and busy, honey-buns.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at May 31,2008 3:32pm
That's sticky buns to you, cuddleface.



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at May 31,2008 3:53pm
AUTOPSY_666 said[orig][quote]


I'm 6' 1" - 200

Gonna lose 30 lbs by New Years.


Come work with me. Youll lose 30 lbs in 3-5 days. Not even kidding a little.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at May 31,2008 5:32pm
That doesn't sound heathy at all, and I doubt that kok-lover.



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at May 31,2008 5:51pm
Well, whats healthier? working and sweating roughly 8lbs a day in the summer, (averages it out to 30 lbs a week, genius)
or being soft and greasy and overweight?



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at May 31,2008 5:57pm
You lose 8 lbs a day?!

Who the fuck is soft and overweight?



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at May 31,2008 6:00pm
Ive been doing it for over a year now, so no, I do not lose any more than 2-3 lbs on a 105 degree day.

Thats why I said that YOU would lose 8lbs a day, fatty.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at May 31,2008 6:09pm
powerkok said[orig][quote]
YOU a fatty.


Yeah, I'm so obese, how did I live to 38 and not have a heart attack yet?!



6'1" 220lbs - hopefully I will be under 200 by around Halloween.



toggletoggle post by DaveFromTheGrave  at May 31,2008 6:20pm
xmikex said[orig][quote]
DEATH AT O'BRIENS
A night of heavyweight chaos
sponsored by Jagermeister

Dwyer vs. Josh
(Cruiserweight Shit Talk Championship)
The Rev vs. Lenox Lewis
Rich Horror vs. Drug Addiction
MSD vs. Human Decency

$29.95 on Pay Per View


Can I fight several women at once?



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at May 31,2008 6:23pm
DrewBlood@Work said[orig][quote]
Fish, you are definitely taller than 4'6"


Not much though.




toggletoggle post by powerkok   at May 31,2008 6:27pm
OK.
Now, I have a large head. I mean, larger than MOST ppl.

But dude, ORANGE ON A TOOTHPICK!!!!!!!!!

Your head must weigh 46 lbs!!!!!

Do you have an extra jaw bone or something? Jesus.



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at May 31,2008 6:28pm
Seriously, your head is about 3/4s the size of your entire torso!



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at May 31,2008 6:45pm
So am I fat or a toothpick?



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at May 31,2008 6:47pm edited May 31,2008 6:48pm
powerkok said[orig][quote]
Do you have an extra jaw bone or something?


Definitely more brain cells than you.



I look gorgeous to me.



toggletoggle post by Lamp nli at May 31,2008 7:02pm
God damn, I've never weighed more than 140 in my life, you guys must have the worst metabolisms ever.



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at May 31,2008 7:02pm
Is that your new boi toi?

While you poke fun with brain cell jokes, I create original music, and logos, while you....well, do not.

Go beat up skinny Jawsh, will ya?
It may just be the first originally productive thing youve done.



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at May 31,2008 7:04pm
140 is one leg.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at May 31,2008 8:05pm edited May 31,2008 8:05pm
powerkok said[orig][quote]
I create original music, and logos, while you...


I do more creatively in a month than you do in a year.



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at May 31,2008 8:16pm
While I seriously doubt that, and without getting into a detailed description of just how creative Dwyer is,
lets just say that your Pathos logo shows your brilliance in originality.

Thank you, good night.
I'll be here all week.



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at May 31,2008 8:18pm
Stop focusing on me, and get in the gym, you have a 145 lb nose target to train for!!! YARRG.
GOOOOOOOO!



toggletoggle post by BSV at May 31,2008 8:24pm
Dwyer has refused to talk on the phone to me for days because he still owes us 2 more banners. Yet he's posted this shit on 4 various messages boards (to the best of my knowledge).



toggletoggle post by Joshtruction   at May 31,2008 8:37pm
What 4 boards so In can laugh on them too? This is just funny.



toggletoggle post by Anonymous at May 31,2008 8:52pm
Hey John, talk to the kid, this way everyone wins, is not about beating the fuck out of him, that will be so easy...He crossed the line and he'll be a man enough to apologize for what he said(I'm sure..)No losers here!!!
BTW,I know both and not talking for anyone here or taking sides...



toggletoggle post by BSV at Jun 1,2008 12:33am
Dwyer needs to just honor the deal we agreed on, that's all I'm asking for now and have been asking since the November. It's a simple concept. It's not my fault he's been illusive and shady which ultimately results in him being a hack and ripping us off. For all the time he spends on this site he could have been securing the deal with me over the phone and he would have completly avoided looking like a scam and a paranoid obsessive.



toggletoggle post by douchebag_patrol at Jun 1,2008 12:55am




































toggletoggle post by DaveFromTheGrave  at Jun 1,2008 1:36am
AUTOPSY_666 said[orig][quote]
powerkok said[orig][quote]
Do you have an extra jaw bone or something?


Definitely more brain cells than you.



I look gorgeous to me.


so you post a picture of yourself standing suggestively close to some disgustlingy ugly dude you're fucking to make yourself look better in comparison. congratulations,



toggletoggle post by douchebag_patrol at Jun 1,2008 2:21am
That guy has a cool mustache.



toggletoggle post by BSV at Jun 1,2008 2:29am
Call me John, I know you're not happy that you fucked up but you're not helping yourself at all at this point.



toggletoggle post by BSV at Jun 1,2008 2:44am
I IS RAVIOLIS



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Jun 5,2008 11:38am edited Jun 5,2008 11:40am
BSV said[orig][quote]
he still owes us 2 more banners.


I owe you nothing! It started as a favor and you blew it. You have been charged full price now instesad of a 'friend' hookup, lying big mouth.

BSV said[orig][quote]
been asking since the November.


Such bullshit lies, Evan gave me the files in what, late March?



See you Friday, or will it be Sunday?



toggletoggle post by DYA NLI at Jun 5,2008 11:42am
BSV said[orig][quote]
It's not my fault he's been illusive and shady which ultimately results in him being a hack and ripping us off.


"Elusive." That Dwyer didn't catch this and correct means he may be more broken up over this than we thought.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Jun 5,2008 11:48am
Just busy.



toggletoggle post by BSV at Jun 5,2008 12:44pm
Yesterday you agreed to something with me and now you're changing it just like that? Talk to me on the phone, I'm sick of this text message crap, it won't take more than 5 mintues instead of wasting an hour texting.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Jun 5,2008 12:54pm edited Jun 5,2008 12:56pm
Nah, your voice makes me sick.

BSV said[orig][quote]
now you're changing it just like that?


Just like your story, liar.



toggletoggle post by BSV at Jun 5,2008 1:19pm
It's not a lie when nearly half a dozen people watch you agree to it. Keep screaming liar all you want, we know what you owe you us and what was agreed to. I'm not even going to go into all the crap you've lied to us about because it will hurt you and won't solve anything other than prooving your unstable and can't function without lying. Stop being a girl and call me-this time don't hang up on me within a minute of calling you out on bullshit, face up to the fact that you're ripping us off and finish the deal on the conditions that YOU agreed to.



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Jun 5,2008 1:24pm
why doesnt someone else in Sexcrement handle this, since you and Dwyer clearly cant play nice together.



toggletoggle post by BSV at Jun 5,2008 1:45pm
Evan was there the whole time with the deal being made and last heard from John back in March when Dwyer told him he sent the file to russia-but I guess Evan is raging liar as well or something, according to Dwyer that is.



toggletoggle post by ConquerTheBaphomet  at Jun 5,2008 2:51pm
I thought as you get older, you don't care about the small stuff as much.

Boy, this thread has proved me wrong.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Jun 5,2008 5:02pm
BSV said[orig][quote]
Dwyer told him he sent the file to russia


Where do you get this shit?! I told him nothing like that.



toggletoggle post by corpus_colostomy at Jun 5,2008 5:40pm



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Jun 6,2008 4:48pm
"It's in the hole!"



toggletoggle post by DWIYER at Jun 14,2008 2:40am
LETS HAVE THE FUCKING BOXING FIGHT ALREADY! I AM GOING TO MAKE STAPLES MY BRIDE!




toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Jan 2,2009 1:31pm
Closure real soon.

Josh made a big mistake and poked me today, the "straw that broke the camel's back" as it were.





toggletoggle post by dftg at Jan 2,2009 2:01pm
[/IMG]



toggletoggle post by dftg at Jan 2,2009 2:02pm



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Jan 2,2009 2:36pm
Is this over a hat too?



toggletoggle post by sissyfight at Jan 2,2009 2:46pm



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jan 2,2009 3:00pm
The wedding pic's pretty great.



toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at Jan 2,2009 4:10pm
sacreligion said[orig][quote]
dwyer's hair doesn't even come close to touching the king's


Dwyers hair doesn't come close to touching his own head.



toggletoggle post by MASlayer at Jan 2,2009 6:39pm
now what?!?!?!



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Jan 2,2009 6:41pm
SIC NYDM ON JOSH OR YOU ARE A PUSSY



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Jan 2,2009 7:15pm
haahahahahahaha



toggletoggle post by NYDM Antarctica Deputy Executive Vice President at Jan 2,2009 10:09pm
We just made new back patches with a Josh Staples WANTED poster on them.



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Jan 2,2009 11:01pm
NYDM%20Antarctica%20Deputy%20Executive%20Vice%20President said[orig][quote]
We just made new back patches with a Josh Staples WANTED poster on them.


Do these new patches allow you to reverse their whole mental torture shit on Polish prison guards and taunt the hell out of some of them?



toggletoggle post by Don King at Jan 3,2009 3:25pm



toggletoggle post by MAKE THEM FIGHT at Jan 4,2009 12:45am
I HEREBY ISSUE A STAPLES VS. DWYER FIGHT PHOTOSHOP CHALLENGE

since these two haven't fought yet and probably never will





toggletoggle post by HAMBONE at Jul 30,2012 9:54am
bummmmmp



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jul 30,2012 9:58am
petition to bring back "shit was so cash"



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jul 30,2012 10:44am
no tricks, no weapons, skill against skill alone.



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Jul 30,2012 1:12pm
xmikex said[orig][quote]
petition to bring back "shit was so cash"
signed



toggletoggle post by HEY DWYER at Mar 14,2014 1:27pm
FIGHT STAPLES NOW U WONT



toggletoggle post by Inserted were the GI Joes at Mar 14,2014 1:50pm
I'd pay $18 to see Dwyer fight Blaisdell and get beaten to a pulp.



toggletoggle post by Both still suck at Mar 14,2014 2:09pm
Both of these guys still suck ass and can't see past their own egos.



toggletoggle post by RTTP DEPT OF GOOD IDEAS at Mar 14,2014 5:36pm
CAGE MATCH

KING THUNDERSTOOL VS EVERYONE

BEATDOWN OF THE CENTURY



toggletoggle post by garyD at Mar 14,2014 6:39pm
This website used to be good.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Mar 17,2014 1:31am
My ego weighs a ton.



toggletoggle post by NH Brufaggotry at Mar 17,2014 7:12am
Megatron and I can kick everybody's ass.



toggletoggle post by Uglúk at Feb 9,2015 12:30pm
Looks like fagget's back on the menu, boys!




toggletoggle post by narcosis at Feb 9,2015 12:35pm
someone else watched the lotr marathon on tbs yesterday ^



toggletoggle post by NH Brufaggotry at Feb 9,2015 12:36pm
$18 says Staples hands Dwyer's ass to him on a silver platter!



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Feb 9,2015 4:38pm
AUTOPSY_666 said[orig][quote]
My ego weighs a ton.
b



2000 lbs



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