just saw a picture of a guy having sex with a dolphin.
thank you and good night.

Ha,ha,ha! Who take fun,fun,fun time? Blow hole bad evil and no.

There was a website with very detailed instructions on how to go about having sex with a dolphin. The incredibly serious tone in which it was written was amusing, but at the same time, very, very sad.

"You wanna see a guy with a mullet fuck a watermellon?"

post pics please

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FAIL. Pics or it didn't happen.

hahahaha god damn that's funny.

are those spaces so your work doesn't catch onto your beastiality habits?

It was blocked at work, so I used my phone. That's just not right.

TIKA!

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hey, wait! get that out of me!

LULZ

do you talk to ze dolphin? does he call you at hooome?

I watched this whole program on National Geographic entitled 'The Dark Side of Dolphins' and let me tell you, dolphins are total assholes. So here's the deal, male dolphins travel in packs of two. These males want to get laid, and so they trap a female between them and keep her captive for up to a month, having sex with her as they please. If she tries to get away, they will beat her with their snouts and fins. When you see large groups of them it's just a bunch of these two packs of males joining together to keep captive a few females so that they can gang rape her. The females hate it and try to get away but then get beaten up. If and when the female gives birth she won't want to have sex while protecting her young, and so males will gang up and try in some instatnces to kill the baby inorder to have sex with the mother. Bottom line, dolphins are assholes. According to marine biolgoists dolphins could have normal courtship and sex, but the males choose not to they prefer gang rape. Dolphins are assholes.

dolphins are some people's heros.

ahahahahaahahahahaha

They call him Flipper, Flipper

I read a penthouse forum letter about fucking dolphin once. It was rivetting.

what do you do, bang the blowhole?

"Well Chris, let me tell you what its not for, and when I do you'll understand why I'm never allowed back at Sea World."

i remember this, quite hilarious.

i don't believe you. make way with the fuckin pictures, we're all grown ups here.

i did post the picture.
i want msd to mspaint me a version of it.

I'm slow and retarded and therefor anything I say deserves a handicap. I think the photo is fake in my honest opinion.

"I am the dolphin spray hole fucker" is a song title.

And there's...

http://www.myspace.com/dolphinrape

so uh...why were you looking at a beastiality site?

sadly, it was a random links site and not my usualy beastiality sites.

Rompeprop rules, but does not apply in this situation, thats a dolphin vagina fucker

HOT

The logistics of this situation are baffling. i don't see how the human can be on bottom if he's gotta come up every few seconds to breath.

dude that is so biased. obviously those marine biologists are total feminazis.

So, anyone got any insight on this? of course I'm just, uh, curious about the right way to have sex with a dolphin. In fact, I'm actually asking for my friend. He's a reverend.

what you talking bout? I more than read dolphinsex.org when it was up.

I also find it funny that you need to breath every few seconds.

Don't insult Nazis by comparing them to stupid feminists, plz

This picture made for some awkward Applebee's conversation last night.

"Wait, but...what?"
"You're a creep."

and so on and so forth.

http://www.sexwork.com/family/dolphins1.html