It's happening right now on a forum near you.

wikkid boring

driving home from MDF

I just farted

hello kiddies!! mwahahahaha!

RIGHT NOW.

mmmhmmmm

RTTP is always boring and has been like that for a year. Which is why I support things like Josh and Dwyer hating each other.

how astute! me likey purple dong in yer bumb, RICARDO!

iM BLACK YALL

AND IM BLACK YALL

AND IM BLACKETY BLACK AND IM BLACK YALL

Whatever it'll be forgotten and Dwyer will take pictures of all of his t-shirts with the faces of women he meets at singles night in Newport superimposed over them.

someone invite blackmetallady (or what ever her name was) back. I need a good laugh. What about that underage prego girl?

if she is still preggo.. that is going to be a huge ass baby

RIGHT NOW!

What are you talking about, we're discussing Friendly's and Opeth and African death metal. THIS IS AWESOME.

OH LAWD. I missed this Friendly's talk.

I think it's because of the MGS release day.

Oh, you'd love it. Apparently? There are two definitions of "happy ending."

metal gear solid?!?

is better than Opeth, which leads to blowing cum bubbles at your Mac's screen with IRC open to #emo

its cause i'm working all the time?

Then you're working too hard, my son. Don't ever pay retail either.

meh meh meh meh meh

i spend most of my time watching dora thew explorer with a two year old. this thread mostly shreds over my current activity.

swiper no swiping

awwww mannnnnn

hahaha

Asians are asian.

gay asians are gasian

azn? I thought he was mexican.

It's been pretty consistent for the last few hours. Wtf?

everyone else is out getting laid and/or drinking on the beach

I was thinking the same thing.

I wish I was getting laid and drinking on the beach. I'm sitting here at home freshly de-tonsil-ized and working on my sweeps. Gay. Or awesome?

gay. I'm working on a mai thai and just finished watching hollowman.... II

Hollowman II? The first one creeped me out a bit. The scene where he becomes hollow. I forget how old I was. There's a second one? It must be about invisible dicks and pussies.

no.. but guess who hollowman is..

Kevin Bacon again? He was in the first one, right?

HEAF LEFJER?!

LOL

I know that face but I know naught of a name? His eyebrows creep me out.

yeah, over man-icured

I can pick a fight with someone. I'm pretty good at that.

It's christian slater, he's the man

With 4 inchs of forehead.

Woah, she looks like the end result of Fiona Apple running face first into a hornet's nest.

now

just back from drinking with some friends. working on a 30-somethings birthday party.

Still boring.

shut up and bump the dicks thread with a picture of your dicks.

Dick up and dick the dicks dick with a dick of your dicks

so boring

WELL FUCK YOU TOO FOR THINKING I'M BORING LOLZ

NAO

Also, now.

I was playing rockband.
now I shoop

this board hasn't moved all day.

Sifl and Olly is one of the best shows to ever grace the airwaves.

Or maybe it sucked. Either way I think it's great.

bennyhillifier

WHAT THE FUCK, GUYS!?

That is one weird-looking individual.

this whole weekend

A friend and I are thinking of starting a fucked up "broothul"! band called Brian Dennehy's Balls.

failtroll

i accidentally a brian dennehy... is this bad?

I just farted

I am trying to entertain myself at the office right fucking now!

do a something something or other abou..

all black metal discussions should be banned.

It's funny how in the last couple years this board has pretty much developed a soundboard full of buttons you can push for the most appropriate response to any thread and it has all the bases covered.

I'm in a truck stop right now in Lodi, CA... entertain me too.

HEY DO YOU GUYS LIK E LITERGY?!

they are so gr1m i love theM

this is all the governments fault and the average americans fault for being a lazy sack of shit who doesnt support having a wide scale revolution that destroys money and does a ritual about liberty. only faggots are raviolis.

i think you posted in teh wrong thread duder

i see what is going on here.

sometimes semen is hard to swallow

that is one of the best/creepiest thing I've seen. bravo.

This site and all new posters after 2008 sucks.

Agreed. Shut it down.

problem averted

http://returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=76778

Those were the days...

Eh... we're not going anywhere.

RTTP USER NEWER

Good thing I've been here since 2006.

2005 represent, nilla fo shilla

::sniff:: yesterday was such a beautiful RTTP day.

I was trolling xmikex in 2002 about Opeth and weed smokers at shows. Represent!

Sounds like old news to me.

Brool story co. anyways, this board needs more Martins. His transformation from slightly overweight new age final fantasy genius into a curious ripped grass-fed music engineer was exciting

I had to put "bm" at the end of my name in 2005 because I needed to change my password after getting an email with everyones password included. It was from the rev but looked like spam. he never explained it.

simply majestic