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returntothepit >> discuss >> Cock mummies by GoatCatalyst on May 22,2008 1:53pm
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toggletoggle post by GoatCatalyst   at May 22,2008 1:53pm
Anyone else into wrapping your wang in toilet paper post-coitus and lazing about the sofa like an appeased pharoah?



toggletoggle post by xmikex at May 22,2008 1:54pm
HAHAHA gross.

The mummy's ready for his mystical journey.



toggletoggle post by GoatCatalyst   at May 22,2008 1:58pm
It's even better when your woman chastises you and you break into a verse of "Curse of the Pharoahs"... or so I've heard.



toggletoggle post by corpus. at May 22,2008 2:00pm



toggletoggle post by DYA / NLI at May 22,2008 3:40pm
GoatCatalyst said[orig][quote]
Anyone else into wrapping your wang in toilet paper post-coitus and lazing about the sofa like an appeased pharoah?


No, but I fully plan on trying this out, now.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at May 22,2008 3:55pm
a warm wash cloth sounds like a better idea. toilet paper would stick to my dick from all the moistness.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at May 22,2008 4:19pm
i used to do that all the time post sex/jackoff session. i called it mummifying my cock too. i did it to prevent aftershocks from getting on my undies or sheets.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at May 22,2008 4:20pm
i'm too lazy now to actually embalm and mummify my dick after a fun time. i just let the aftershocks get everywhere, usually just in my nuthuggers.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at May 22,2008 5:16pm
xmikex said[orig][quote]
The mummy's ready for his mystical journey.


uh, yeah i love Grimby. could i have some more bumper stickers?



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