A couple is two, a few is three.

At work, a customer will ask for a few of x. So I give them three, then they tell me they asked for two.

FUCK YOU.

yeah, if you dont know that a couple means two then you should.....i dont know.

probably kill yourself, is the correct ending to that sentence.
We would have also accepted, choke on dicks. choke on dicks.

a couple of drinks at the titty bar leads to a few to many.

And a couple titties at said bar is good times, but a few titties and you best be on Mars.

i deal with this problem everyday when i sell scratch tickets, to avoid it i just ask them "how many?" until they stop saying 'a few' and say a number...i love fucking with people at work

Who the fuck doesn't use real numbers? It's 2000 and more than a few for fuck's sake! Next time I order food at a restaurant I'm going to ask for a handful of something with a dollup of this and a smidgeon of that. Fuck.

Accept some of the blame yourself, because a few does NOT mean three.

a few is more than 2 though, and less than 5. 5 or more and its a bunch.

True true, But i feel in my case (bagels), once it's > 3 people use the real numbers. Bagels are only good for sex.

i hate when people pick somthing up and ask if you have any more of these and you say yes and then they say i'l take 2. do you want 2 total or 2 more making 3 total. drives me nuts.

Fucking someone asked for a couple muffins at work today and the dude waiting on him asked "how many?" and the dude said three. FUCK MAH LIFE

People love to give vague instructions. It makes them feel powerful. "I dunno, whatever it takes!"

There must be 57 tits up there.

perhaps "uh, two" was misheard as "a few"