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returntothepit >> discuss >> yoda appresh, kehd. by corpus_colostomy on May 14,2008 12:45pm
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toggletoggle post by SapremiaNJ  at May 14,2008 1:45pm
Yoda kicks everyones ass. Forget it not i say, hhmm!



toggletoggle post by Kinslayer at May 14,2008 2:02pm
Yeah but fuck nu-yoda with a lightsaber doing back flips and shit...

Yoda didn't need a lightsaber or physicaly fighting abilities to beer with other jedi...

The nu movies totoally ruined that. YODA CAN FUCK YOU UP WITH THE FLICK OF HIS FINGER...



toggletoggle post by Yeti at May 14,2008 3:18pm
seriously, greatly appreciated. i remember being really young and crying every time he died in Return of the Jedi. i hope that someday when i die, my last words are "there...is...another...sky....walk...er"



toggletoggle post by Yeti at May 14,2008 3:20pm
Kinslayer said[orig][quote]
Yeah but fuck nu-yoda with a lightsaber doing back flips and shit...

Yoda didn't need a lightsaber or physicaly fighting abilities to beer with other jedi...

The nu movies totoally ruined that. YODA CAN FUCK YOU UP WITH THE FLICK OF HIS FINGER...


agreed. we didn't need to see him in action to know how badass he is. kind of like Boba Fett. in all the real Star Wars movies, all he does is stand, talk, and then die by the Sarlaac. but we still know how badass he is.

BOBA FETT!
BOBA FETT!
WHERE!



toggletoggle post by NuclearWinter at May 14,2008 3:42pm
Whoa dude, don't you know Fett has a flamethrower mounted to his forearm? He totally battled the sarlacc monster, but through doing so, greatly damaged his Mandalorian battle armor in the sarlacc's digestive juices.

Having said that, the prequel trilogy also ruined what I enjoyed about that character so much: (his) mystery.



toggletoggle post by Kinslayer at May 14,2008 3:48pm
hahah I wrote "beer with other jedi"....I meant BEEF but you know whats on my mind.



toggletoggle post by sacreligionnli at May 14,2008 4:04pm
the two people yoda fought were dooku and the emperor, who are essentially his equivalents on the dark side and could counteract his use of the foce. this is why he needed a lightsaber and backflips, and all that does is make him more badass.



toggletoggle post by Kinslayer at May 14,2008 4:30pm
it should be a battle of minds...

why didn't the emperor use a lightsaber v. luke in Return?..He DIDN'T NEED TOO!



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at May 14,2008 4:35pm
because skywalker is an overrated joke of a jedi who can barely use the force! didn't you see his shabby attempts at deflecting those force boxes vader threw at him in empire?!

luke is raviolis.



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at May 14,2008 4:38pm
You must unlearn what you have learned"



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at May 14,2008 4:41pm edited May 14,2008 4:42pm
i learned as a kid that luke skywalker was the man and then unlearned it a few years ago.

the same thing happened with frodo baggins.



toggletoggle post by aril at May 14,2008 4:43pm
Hoth IST KRIEG!



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at May 14,2008 4:49pm
Now this would be my choice of transportation and destruction.






toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at May 14,2008 6:51pm
ITT: Bigger argue about shit that isn't even SW canon. LOL

Also, the Little Shop of Horrors Sarlacc sucks. I fucking hate it.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at May 15,2008 10:40am
aril said[orig][quote]
Hoth IST KRIEG!


Hoth is Blashyrkh.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at May 15,2008 10:41am
NuclearWinter said[orig][quote]
Whoa dude, don't you know Fett has a flamethrower mounted to his forearm? He totally battled the sarlacc monster, but through doing so, greatly damaged his Mandalorian battle armor in the sarlacc's digestive juices.

Having said that, the prequel trilogy also ruined what I enjoyed about that character so much: (his) mystery.


haha yeah i know the story, i mean like when i was a kid and thought he was so badass.



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