MOAR WISTAR SHOWZ PLEEZ

seriously, i wanna see that shit.

ATTN: Composted, play a show in RI.

Thanks.

that'd be sweet

that'd be sweet as well

I saw the word food and got really excited.

we get excited when we see food too

play nyc with Psytoxia on aug 11th

Dear composted,
Stop having sex on my dad's bed with some guy you don't even know.

dear composted:

get your shit mixed. wait, still need to find another band. nevermind =(

Maybe we will do all of these things.

Except stop having sex on Niccolai's dad's bed with some guy that we don't even know.

Grizloch...can TYAG play on August 11th in NYC too?

apparently at practice tonight i learned that mark's gps system takes him to some guy's house for b.j.'s

mark, death fest

oh wait nevermind. 8,9, 10. sweeet

apparently today i learned that i dont pay attention to things real well. d'oh haha

Not just BJs, but BJs Wholesale.

so thats like 400 b.j.'s for the price of one? the family sized case of blowjobs.

Fuck yes.

I sent him a message, hopefully it will work out, but I think he has limited room on the bill, its early yet though so maybe he can finagle

Thank you sir, you are a gentleman and a scholar.

i continue to see a lack of worcester shows posted.

Get us one! You think we're going to try doing any work? Hell no. We're too drunk off of Taco Bell to worry about that shit. Hiiyoooo.

Worcester better be able to come through with my food guarantee.

We are like the Bad Luck 13 Riot Extravaganza of food. Only more badass. Some heads will roll if food is not on the table. Worcester...sleep with one eye open.

dear composted:

bringeth teh slizzam

composted bathes in my urine

I know that at least my car bathes in your urine.

yeah you definitely need to hit Worcester again, that Metal Thursday was the balls.

you should try to get on a weekend show at ralph's or the dog some time...i might be able to hook you guys up with something if the right show comes around. i'm sure you don't want to play with kultur and 12 step program.

From everything I've heard we definitely don't want to play the Lucky Dog in general.

i believe you've been misinformed. that place is awesome and the people are great there. they just don't do metal shows that often

I've only heard of bad experiences there. Staff with shitty attitudes, bands not getting paid, etc.

i'm sure it's happened before, but that's a bad representation of the club. there are some great people there. i bet the shitty attitudes had something to do with when my friend andy worked the door there hahaha

It was soundguy related, I believe.

they've had the same guy for the last few years but they have randoms do it every now and again. pete's the usual sound guy and does a good job, although if you're a dick to him he'll dick ya right back. it quite possibly could have been him.

Anyone who wants a venue shut down should get in contact with us. We'll cover any room from floor to ceiling with whatever condiments we can find.

YEAH I WILL GUITAR PLAYER NO EATING FAGGOT

Composted is in constant turmoil.

I am fat.

Put my picture back up on the MySpace, cunts.

I didn't take it down. I will put it back up though.

MARK RICHARDS IS MY MORTAL ENEMY

Fight him with Raviolis

He was the culprit. He wants me out. But I ain't leavin'.

THUNDERDOME

2MEN ENTER 1MAN LEAVES

cock goes where?

Don't just take the cock, enjoy it.

the lucky dog blows. i tried for almost a solid year to try to get actual decent metal shows there and all they wanted to do is put skulltoboggan and fucking whatever other horrible other baystate rock bands on it. theyd rather not have to deal with solid shows that draw.

the lucky dog is perfectly happy being a townie bar that lives off the reputation of the rolling stones playing a surprise show there 30 years ago.

Yeah, more or less the impression I've gotten.

is that like a tofu strawberry penis flytrap?

dood i dont know what youre looking at, but i see strawberry cheesecake

oh, my mind works in mysterious ways. ever since i joined composted, all i can think about is dicks.

the problem is that metal shows typically don't do well there. if there was a touring band coming around i'm sure they would do it with a couple local openers. same as any other place.

as hilarious as that may be, i'm sure it could happen otherwise

Ppft edit sry.

TITS OR GTFO