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returntothepit >> discuss >> Kid tries killing Jesus; failed because of parents by PiresNLI on Apr 30,2008 9:56am
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toggletoggle post by PiresNLI at Apr 30,2008 9:56am
FLORENCE, S.C. -- Federal authorities said a South Carolina teen accused of plotting to blow up his high school told police that he wanted to die, go to heaven and kill Jesus, according to federal authorities.

Prosecutors argued Tuesday that Ryan Schallenberger, the teen accused of plotting an attack at Chesterfield High School, needs a psychological evaluation.

An ATF agent said Schallenberger told a sheriff about his wish to die after his arrest.

Prosecutors also played a 911 tape of the teen's mother calling police after he smashed his head into a wall. She says on tape that her son threatened to shoot police if they were called to his home.

Authorities said the teen bought materials to make several bombs and had written a journal detailing his plans to attack his high school.

Schallenberger was a senior at the high school. His principal told WYFF News 4 that Schallenberger made good grades and was among the top of his class.




toggletoggle post by GoatCatalyst   at Apr 30,2008 10:18am
Looks like I found me a new pen pal. Us aspiring-Jesus-killer-Ryans gotta stick together.



toggletoggle post by This_Is_Heresy  at Apr 30,2008 10:26am
What a beautiful way to start my day. Thank you sir.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Apr 30,2008 10:29am
PiresNLI said[orig][quote]
he wanted to die, go to heaven and kill Jesus



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Apr 30,2008 10:34am
The world is a hilarious place.



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Apr 30,2008 10:51am
That kid's brutal as shit.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Apr 30,2008 10:56am
This kid rules. SET YOUR GOALPOSTS HIGH, LITTLE MAN!



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Apr 30,2008 11:15am
"Schallenberger" = jew = didn't they already kill Jesus?



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Apr 30,2008 11:32am
this is hilarious. glad they caught him.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Apr 30,2008 11:45am
How old is this kid? And how many years until he can run for president? I want to see billions spent on a giant ladder to heaven.

When this kid gets out of juvie I'm starting a band with him.



toggletoggle post by Kinslayer at Apr 30,2008 11:54am
PiresNLI said[orig][quote]
he wanted to die, go to heaven and kill Jesus, :


I think that's a pretty well thoughtout plan...





toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Apr 30,2008 1:43pm
luckily there's plenty of ways to die in jail



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Apr 30,2008 1:49pm
how the hell do you kill someone that's already dead? the redeadening?

and if he was able to do this and send jesus to heaven's heaven where he is just an average schmoe. OH SNAP! this kid would then be put to death in heaven and ending up (since he killed someone which I assume is against heaven's heaven's laws) going to heaven's hell. which is guess what, MOTHER FUCKING EARTH. this kid seems pretty smart now doesn't he?



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Apr 30,2008 3:18pm
wow.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Apr 30,2008 3:28pm
Heaven's Hell?


DEATH BY DIO



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toggletoggle post by yummy at Apr 30,2008 8:13pm
I don't know rev. Religiously speaking, he wouldn't be sent to heaven after murder/suicide. Pretty sure both heavens look down (no pun intended) upon that. So he'd never reach Jesus to kill him. But if he survives an attack after blowing people up then he goes to jail. If they deem him to be insane he can't be on death row. Does that get him into heaven when he doesn't know any better? The only way he'd have a chance to kill Jesus is if we prayed to Jesus that he goes to heaven.



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