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returntothepit >> discuss >> It's Official...Man Is Obsolete by Sacreligion on Apr 29,2008 2:44am
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toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Apr 29,2008 2:44am


"A male orangutan, clinging precariously to overhanging branches, flails the water with a pole, trying desperately to spear a passing fish.

It is the first time one has been seen using a tool to hunt.

The extraordinary image, a world exclusive, was taken in Borneo on the island of Kaja, where apes are rehabilitated into the wild after being rescued from zoos, private homes or even butchers' shops."

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/arti..._id=562236&in_page_id=1766&ito=1490



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Apr 29,2008 3:06am
about fucking time.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Apr 29,2008 3:11am
oh how the orangutans will speak of us humans. an atlantean myth, we will be.

they will relish in the ancient tales of the most powerful wizard on earth, harry potter.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Apr 29,2008 8:08am
Figured this thread was gonna be about vibrators.

Sacreligion said[orig][quote]
oh how the orangutans will speak of us humans. an atlantean myth, we will be.

they will relish in the ancient tales of the most powerful wizard on earth, harry potter.


Fucking LOL.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Apr 29,2008 10:55am
hahaha...i wasn't sure if they'd think we worshipped the harry potter books or the gospel according to tolkien



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Apr 29,2008 11:04am
Sacreligion said[orig][quote]

The extraordinary image, a world exclusive, was taken in Borneo on the island of Kaja, where apes are rehabilitated into the wild after being rescued from zoos, private homes or even butchers' shops."
sad to hear that a creature like that could be found in a butcher shop.



toggletoggle post by Kadooganahasapeemapetilon at Apr 29,2008 11:15am
Sacreligion said[orig][quote]
oh how the orangutans will speak of us humans. an atlantean myth, we will be.

they will relish in the ancient tales of the most powerful wizard on earth, harry potter.


Sadly enough, probably true. Dolphins, too. Here's my half-assed theory that I still believe, kind of:

H



toggletoggle post by Kadooganahasapeemapetilon at Apr 29,2008 11:17am
what the fuck, internet...

Anyway, humans evolved from apes. We already got that part.

What about the dolphins? I'm of the belief that some sort of human-esque creature lives under the oceans and they evolved from dolphins. I'd explain more if I wasn't half asleep.



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Apr 29,2008 12:33pm
????



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Apr 29,2008 12:39pm
under the sea is a bitchin song. that singing crab rules. i wish i'd find him in my crotch one of these days.



toggletoggle post by ariavette at Apr 29,2008 12:41pm
Sacreligion said[orig][quote]


"A male orangutan, clinging precariously to overhanging branches, flails the water with a pole, trying desperately to spear a passing fish.

It is the first time one has been seen using a tool to hunt.

The extraordinary image, a world exclusive, was taken in Borneo on the island of Kaja, where apes are rehabilitated into the wild after being rescued from zoos, private homes or even butchers' shops."

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/technology/technology.html?in_article_id=562236&in_page_id=1766&ito=1490


they have a show of this on discovery or animal planet maybe i forget was pretty interesting though



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Apr 29,2008 12:44pm
Kadooganahasapeemapetilon said[orig][quote]
What about the dolphins? I'm of the belief that some sort of human-esque creature lives under the oceans and they evolved from dolphins. I'd explain more if I wasn't half asleep.


i agree with that.



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Apr 29,2008 12:45pm
ariavette said[orig][quote]
they have a show of this on discovery or animal planet maybe i forget was pretty interesting though


escape to chimp eden? i haven't seen it yet. seems depressing.



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Apr 29,2008 1:33pm



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Apr 29,2008 1:47pm
damn dirty apes



toggletoggle post by ConquerTheBaphomet  at Apr 29,2008 2:01pm
I'm sure the story is true but that pic looks really shopped.



toggletoggle post by unholy_dave at Apr 29,2008 2:13pm
Kadooganahasapeemapetilon said[orig][quote]


What about the dolphins? I'm of the belief that some sort of human-esque creature lives under the oceans and they evolved from dolphins. I'd explain more if I wasn't half asleep.


maybe dolphins evolved from humans...




toggletoggle post by Kadooganisms at Apr 30,2008 10:32am
I haven't read enough Vonnegut, just Mother Night. Good read though.



toggletoggle post by Y_Ddraig_Goch  at Apr 30,2008 11:24am
too bad they'll be extinct in 20 years



toggletoggle post by aril at Apr 30,2008 11:48am
there was a crap theory that the Grey aliens evolved from Dolphins. Explains the skin.



toggletoggle post by Kinslayer at Apr 30,2008 11:52am
tons of species of apes have been known to use tools to hunt like sticks to get bugs out of holes and for other things like rocks to break open fruits and nuts...

Nothing new and certainly not suprising but interesting nonetheless I suppose...



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Apr 30,2008 12:18pm
chimps hunt bush babies with sharpened sticks.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Apr 30,2008 12:24pm
Let me know when apes can schedule calendar items in Outlook. Until then GTFO Monkey Man.



toggletoggle post by Grizloch   at Apr 30,2008 12:28pm
you show me a picture of a chimp fucking a pornstar, then we can talk about man replacement

no seriously.... show me that picture....



toggletoggle post by DYA NLI at Apr 30,2008 1:20pm
xmikex said[orig][quote]
Let me know when apes can schedule calendar items in Outlook. Until then GTFO Monkey Man.


Pfft - show me an exec that can do that without 3 calls to the helpdesk and I'll be really impressed.



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