The human brain is a wonderful and terrible thing. There are parts of it that are like that room in your house that has all your crap just piled in it. Boxes and bags every where.

Why the hell do I know "I came from the water" by the Toadies or hootie and the blowfish tracks? How many useless songs do you think that you know?

at least the toadies aren't half bad.

i don't really know if you can call a song useless...i'm sure someone has a use for darius tucker somewhere.

Dude - the number of useless songs that I can PLAY, never mind know, is simply shameful. The first band I ever played in, I joined just on the tail end of their transition from an earlier incarnation known as "Goose-ifer" - all hardcore/metal version of nursery rhymes and children's songs. A whole set of "Mary Had a Little Lamb" and "The Hokey Pokey" and shit, no joke.

Yea... tv theme songs, jingles, video game songs, top 40 garbage, plus all the songs I WANT to remember, you name it, its stuck in my noggin somewhere.

My estimate is somewhere in the tens of millions.

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I enjoy busting out Billie Jean during setup. Nothing useless about that.

The Ubiquitous "Stairway to Heaven"

first whole song I learned on guitar. On a beach in Puerto Rico.

then I went inside and learned "Sons of Satan" by Venom

I fucking hate you.

1-800-54-GIANT
Who do you call when your windshield's busted?
Call Giant Glass
doo doo doo doodoo

HAHA nice someone call them up via-internet.

This is the song that never ends,
It just goes on and on my friend
Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was,
And they'll continue singing it forever just because
This is the song that never ends,
It just goes on and on my friend
Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was,
And they'll continue singing it forever just because


etcetcetc

On guitar? Holy hell...too many useless songs...
For some reason I know how to play:
-The Jurrasic Park theme
-The Willy Wonka "Your Imagination" song
-A couple of little intermittent pieces of background songs from the old Nicktoon Doug...You know, like the thing that plays when Roger walks in.
-Some bits from Mario
-The Home Improvement theme song.

And thats just what I can think of off the top of my head with no guitar in my hand. Wasted brain space.

They say you should always dress up for the job you want, so why am I dressed up like a pirate in this resturaunt?

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We got it, YEEEEAAHHH!

call 1-800-East-West.(ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS CALLLL!)
1-800-East-West(WHOOOAAA YEEEAHHHH!)

800-588-2-300-Empiiiiiiire. Today. Bownt.

bernie and phyyyyls!
quality comfort and price....thats nice!

i can play the "new england telephone" jingle on a keyboard. remember that shit?

FUCK YEAH

*weird 70's keyboard music*
I CAN WALK LIKE A PENGUIN.

I've heard that Britney Spears Song Piece of Me over and over at work. I finally switched the music channel - but too late.

I think I have it memorized

But what if you can walk like a penguin?

AMERICA.
fuck yeah.

That just cheered me up

YAYYY!!!

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