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returntothepit >> discuss >> Would you accept a blowjob from Rob Halford? by Conservationist on Apr 22,2008 10:30pm
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toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Apr 22,2008 10:30pm
He might be good at it.

Just curious.

(And for those who hate FAGGOTS, at least GAYNAL SEX does not contribute to OVERPOPULATION)



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Apr 22,2008 10:39pm
he's gotta be good at it. I think moran would.



toggletoggle post by blue  at Apr 22,2008 10:54pm
i want him to be my turbo lovah.



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Apr 22,2008 10:55pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
moran


DOOD THATS TWICE NOW, ONE MORE TIME AND HE'S GONNA SHOW UP



toggletoggle post by ZJD   at Apr 22,2008 10:58pm
Totally, especially if afterwards we became friends. I would probably want him to keep the glasses on, though.



toggletoggle post by demondave at Apr 22,2008 11:12pm
eat you alive?



toggletoggle post by douchebag_patrol at Apr 23,2008 2:04am



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Apr 23,2008 2:08am
wait, accept or demand?



toggletoggle post by brad weymouth at Apr 23,2008 9:30am
jawbreaker



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Apr 23,2008 9:32am
only if i could ram it down.

i hate myself



toggletoggle post by brad weymouth at Apr 23,2008 9:40am
you've got another thing coming, and that other thing is a shlong



toggletoggle post by BrianDBB  at Apr 23,2008 9:53am
I'd go ASS-TO-MOUTH for Halford, he's in Priest for christ's sake.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Apr 23,2008 10:24am
would I be Breaking the Law if I started to Rapid Fire?



toggletoggle post by guy at Apr 23,2008 10:33am
only if he spit back in my mouth...lolz



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Apr 23,2008 11:06am
He'd be Hot Rockin' with my nuts in his mouth.

BrianDBB said[orig][quote]
I'd go ASS-TO-MOUTH for Halford, he's in Priest for christ's sake.




"You never go ass-to-mouth!"



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Apr 23,2008 4:38pm
Could it be through a "Glory Hole"?



toggletoggle post by Seth at Apr 23,2008 8:26pm
Would it result in a record deal or joining one of his bands???



toggletoggle post by ancient master at Apr 23,2008 9:07pm
just make sure he stays away from the Point of Entry



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Apr 23,2008 9:37pm
halford is a CHEATER because he's NEVER SATISFIED unless he's using your asshole as a WINTER RETREAT for his cock on his ISLAND OF DOMINATION. he says "HERE COME THE TEARS from my cum-weeping cock, i'm DELIVERING THE GOODS!" YOU SAY "YES, i want it ALL THE WAY in, i want PAIN AND PLEASURE!" he say "YOU'VE GOT ANOTHER THING COMING! i'm your daddy and i'm gonna give you some PARENTAL GUIDANCE because i'm HOT FOR LOVE and RECKLESS because i don't wanna use a condom. my cock is HARD AS IRON and i want to RAM IT DOWN and LOVE YOU TO DEATH with ALL GUNS BLAZING. i'm putting you BETWEEN THE HAMMER AND THE ANVIL. you'll need a PAINKILLER when i'm finished abusing your anus and giving you ONE SHOT AT GLORY."

ok, that's way beyond enough from me. i know ram it down was said already, but i had to use it again.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Apr 23,2008 10:31pm
over the top + ftw



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Apr 24,2008 1:45am
guy said[orig][quote]
only if he spit back in my mouth...lolz



yeesh



toggletoggle post by ROB HALFORD at Apr 24,2008 11:55am



HI, I'M ROB HALFORD, SINGER AND LYRICIST OF JUDAS PRIEST. YOUR FATHER MAY HAVE BEEN BLESSED MORE TIMES BY THE SACRED WHITE RIVER OF MY PELVIC PALADIN, BUT THAT IS NO REASON TO GIVE ME THE GREEN EYE OF JEALOUSY, MY COCK-LOVING CAVALIER. BETWEEN US, TONIGHT WILL BE RELIGIOUS RAPTURE, FOR YOUR ANAL CLEFT SHALL BE MY GREAT SEA, AND I SHALL BE ITS MOSES, CLEAVING ITS MIGHTY CHOCOLATE OCEAN TO MAKE WAY FOR THE SAFE PASSAGE OF MY TESTICULAR TRIBE, HAVING BEEN GRANTED MEPHITIC FREEDOM FROM THE TYRANNY OF ENSLAVEMENT BEHIND A LOCKED PROSTATE. TO DO THIS, I WILL READY MY LONGINUS TO PIERCE YOUR BACKSIDE'S SACRED DOMAIN ' YOU WILL SCREAM FIRST IN PAIN, THEN IN PASSION AS ITS STEEL-LADEN GIRTH STRETCHES AND RIPS THE FABRIC OF YOUR MORTAL INNARDS, DISIMBUING YOU OF YOUR CONSCIOUSNESS, LEADING YOU TO A HEAVEN, THEN REVIVING YOUR FEELING OF PHYSICAL REALITY LIKE A ONCE-CRUCIFIED JESUS RETURNING TO EARTH. YOU'LL BE SCREAMING FOR VENGEANCE, I GUARANTEE IT.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Apr 24,2008 1:07pm edited Apr 24,2008 1:07pm
dreadkill said[orig][quote]
halford is a CHEATER because he's NEVER SATISFIED unless he's using your asshole as a WINTER RETREAT for his cock on his ISLAND OF DOMINATION. he says "HERE COME THE TEARS from my cum-weeping cock, i'm DELIVERING THE GOODS!" YOU SAY "YES, i want it ALL THE WAY in, i want PAIN AND PLEASURE!" he say "YOU'VE GOT ANOTHER THING COMING! i'm your daddy and i'm gonna give you some PARENTAL GUIDANCE because i'm HOT FOR LOVE and RECKLESS because i don't wanna use a condom. my cock is HARD AS IRON and i want to RAM IT DOWN and LOVE YOU TO DEATH with ALL GUNS BLAZING. i'm putting you BETWEEN THE HAMMER AND THE ANVIL. you'll need a PAINKILLER when i'm finished abusing your anus and giving you ONE SHOT AT GLORY."

ok, that's way beyond enough from me. i know ram it down was said already, but i had to use it again.



sounds like one of those Christopher Walken penthouse readings from the WAAF morning show. at least thats how i read it in my head.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Apr 24,2008 3:32pm
hahahahahahahahahahaha i didn't think of that.



toggletoggle post by BSV at Apr 24,2008 3:40pm
I WANNA HAWT RAWKIN!



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