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New site? Maybe some day.
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He might be good at it.
Just curious.
(And for those who hate FAGGOTS, at least GAYNAL SEX does not contribute to OVERPOPULATION) |
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he's gotta be good at it. I think moran would. |
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i want him to be my turbo lovah. |
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DOOD THATS TWICE NOW, ONE MORE TIME AND HE'S GONNA SHOW UP |
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Totally, especially if afterwards we became friends. I would probably want him to keep the glasses on, though. |
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only if i could ram it down.
i hate myself |
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you've got another thing coming, and that other thing is a shlong |
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I'd go ASS-TO-MOUTH for Halford, he's in Priest for christ's sake. |
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would I be Breaking the Law if I started to Rapid Fire? |
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only if he spit back in my mouth...lolz |
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He'd be Hot Rockin' with my nuts in his mouth.
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I'd go ASS-TO-MOUTH for Halford, he's in Priest for christ's sake. |
"You never go ass-to-mouth!" |
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Could it be through a "Glory Hole"? |
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Would it result in a record deal or joining one of his bands??? |
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just make sure he stays away from the Point of Entry |
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halford is a CHEATER because he's NEVER SATISFIED unless he's using your asshole as a WINTER RETREAT for his cock on his ISLAND OF DOMINATION. he says "HERE COME THE TEARS from my cum-weeping cock, i'm DELIVERING THE GOODS!" YOU SAY "YES, i want it ALL THE WAY in, i want PAIN AND PLEASURE!" he say "YOU'VE GOT ANOTHER THING COMING! i'm your daddy and i'm gonna give you some PARENTAL GUIDANCE because i'm HOT FOR LOVE and RECKLESS because i don't wanna use a condom. my cock is HARD AS IRON and i want to RAM IT DOWN and LOVE YOU TO DEATH with ALL GUNS BLAZING. i'm putting you BETWEEN THE HAMMER AND THE ANVIL. you'll need a PAINKILLER when i'm finished abusing your anus and giving you ONE SHOT AT GLORY."
ok, that's way beyond enough from me. i know ram it down was said already, but i had to use it again. |
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only if he spit back in my mouth...lolz |
yeesh |
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HI, I'M ROB HALFORD, SINGER AND LYRICIST OF JUDAS PRIEST. YOUR FATHER MAY HAVE BEEN BLESSED MORE TIMES BY THE SACRED WHITE RIVER OF MY PELVIC PALADIN, BUT THAT IS NO REASON TO GIVE ME THE GREEN EYE OF JEALOUSY, MY COCK-LOVING CAVALIER. BETWEEN US, TONIGHT WILL BE RELIGIOUS RAPTURE, FOR YOUR ANAL CLEFT SHALL BE MY GREAT SEA, AND I SHALL BE ITS MOSES, CLEAVING ITS MIGHTY CHOCOLATE OCEAN TO MAKE WAY FOR THE SAFE PASSAGE OF MY TESTICULAR TRIBE, HAVING BEEN GRANTED MEPHITIC FREEDOM FROM THE TYRANNY OF ENSLAVEMENT BEHIND A LOCKED PROSTATE. TO DO THIS, I WILL READY MY LONGINUS TO PIERCE YOUR BACKSIDE'S SACRED DOMAIN ' YOU WILL SCREAM FIRST IN PAIN, THEN IN PASSION AS ITS STEEL-LADEN GIRTH STRETCHES AND RIPS THE FABRIC OF YOUR MORTAL INNARDS, DISIMBUING YOU OF YOUR CONSCIOUSNESS, LEADING YOU TO A HEAVEN, THEN REVIVING YOUR FEELING OF PHYSICAL REALITY LIKE A ONCE-CRUCIFIED JESUS RETURNING TO EARTH. YOU'LL BE SCREAMING FOR VENGEANCE, I GUARANTEE IT. |
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halford is a CHEATER because he's NEVER SATISFIED unless he's using your asshole as a WINTER RETREAT for his cock on his ISLAND OF DOMINATION. he says "HERE COME THE TEARS from my cum-weeping cock, i'm DELIVERING THE GOODS!" YOU SAY "YES, i want it ALL THE WAY in, i want PAIN AND PLEASURE!" he say "YOU'VE GOT ANOTHER THING COMING! i'm your daddy and i'm gonna give you some PARENTAL GUIDANCE because i'm HOT FOR LOVE and RECKLESS because i don't wanna use a condom. my cock is HARD AS IRON and i want to RAM IT DOWN and LOVE YOU TO DEATH with ALL GUNS BLAZING. i'm putting you BETWEEN THE HAMMER AND THE ANVIL. you'll need a PAINKILLER when i'm finished abusing your anus and giving you ONE SHOT AT GLORY."
ok, that's way beyond enough from me. i know ram it down was said already, but i had to use it again. |
sounds like one of those Christopher Walken penthouse readings from the WAAF morning show. at least thats how i read it in my head. |
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hahahahahahahahahahaha i didn't think of that. |
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