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returntothepit >> discuss >> Glen Benton thinks he saw Bigfoot by ConquerTheBaphomet on Apr 18,2008 12:09pm
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toggletoggle post by ConquerTheBaphomet  at Apr 18,2008 12:09pm
This was in a Myspace bulletin from Earache:


GLEN BENTON, vocalist and bassist for death metal legends DEICIDE, claims to have seen a Sasquatch or Bigfoot in a Florida state forest.



In the latest issue of Terrorizer magazine, Glen tells the tale of one strange night in the middle of nowhere, where he believes he saw 'the Florida Sasquatch':

"I see this big fuckin' thing lurched down on the side of the road... It's this big grey thing... it fuckin' clears the road in one fuckin' leap, 'ROOOOAHHR!' then into the woods.

"

Glen describes following the creature into the woods in his jeep: "This thing's snapping down trees left and right. All around was a smell like the inside of a dumpster... This thing looked like a primate of some sort. Fuckin' huge eyes, but like part-orangutan and part-chimp.

"

After calling Florida Wildlife, the area was checked and tracks are said to have been found. GLEN's experience was documented as an official sighting.



Was it really a Sasquatch that GLEN BENTON witnessed that night? One thing's for sure, it had to be something pretty weird for it to scare the man who some people call the Devil incarnate.



Check out the famous original video footage of a supposed Bigfoot creature here.



Two brand new exclusive tracks from the upcoming DEICIDE album, TILL DEATH DO US PART, are available for streaming and download at the official DEICIDE MySpace page here.



TILL DEATH DO US PART is released on April 28th in Europe and May 13th in the US. The album will be released as a special edition CD with a free "GLEN FOR PRESIDENT" woven patch (while stocks last), or as a standard CD, limited edition 12" picture disc LP and limited edition 12" colour vinyl LP.



Pre-order your copy of TILL DEATH DO US PART now: US store or Euro store.



To view the videos entered into the "In The Eyes Of God" video competition so far, go here.



toggletoggle post by thuringwethil at the library at Apr 18,2008 12:11pm
Glen for President, haha, no thanks

I'd vote for Florida Sasquatch, though.
ESPECIALLY because it smells like the inside of dumpster.




toggletoggle post by CNV at Apr 18,2008 12:16pm
I have been to the town where Glen lives and it is a fuckin weird place. There are some strange motherfuckers livin out in those thick swampy woods of Port Richey (or is it Newport Richey?) Florida...



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Apr 18,2008 12:19pm
bigfoot > satan



toggletoggle post by thuringwethil at the library at Apr 18,2008 12:20pm
yeah that's a gnarly looking place on Google Maps.



toggletoggle post by GoatCatalyst   at Apr 18,2008 12:24pm
In arguably superior metal news, I met Yeti last night.



toggletoggle post by CNV at Apr 18,2008 12:38pm
Angel Corpse lives a few towns away in the picture esque "Family orientated" town known as: Oldsmar. It's a bit more "high class" than the shitkickin hick town that Benton lives in.




toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Apr 18,2008 1:03pm
i think he burned that upside down cross a little too deep.



toggletoggle post by CNV at Apr 18,2008 1:04pm
He probably saw some big drunk hillbilly pissed to the gills on moonshine.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Apr 18,2008 1:42pm
The only thing that Glen can see escaping into the distance is his music career.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Apr 18,2008 1:48pm
the last 3 posts in this thread are top notch. benton is a goon.



toggletoggle post by GoatCatalyst   at Apr 18,2008 2:58pm
I thought I saw Benton at Wal-Marts the other day but it was just some oafy hick



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Apr 18,2008 3:05pm
I though Glen WAS Bigfoot!



toggletoggle post by corpus_colostomy at Apr 18,2008 3:08pm
glen is raviolis.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Apr 18,2008 3:16pm
GoatCatalyst said[orig][quote]
In arguably superior metal news, I met Yeti last night.


yeah Glen is full of shit. i was at Ralphs.



toggletoggle post by rotivore at Apr 18,2008 4:05pm
maybe this will sway the lyrical content into some bigfoot themed songs instead of god.....you know like, blame it on bigfoot......mad at bigfoot.......fuck your bigfoot.......lunatic of bigfoots creation



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Apr 18,2008 4:34pm
mad at harry from harry and the hendersons



toggletoggle post by Jimmy Justice at Apr 18,2008 7:21pm
The Skunk Ape lives!



toggletoggle post by thuringwethil at Apr 18,2008 7:28pm
corpus_colostomy said[orig][quote]
glen is raviolis.


okey-doke, I've been looking for raviolis meaning far and wide, even Urban Dictionary

please PM me WTF this means

I know I'm not hip, but what is this about raviolis? Chef Boyardee or some RTTP inside joke shit?



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Apr 18,2008 7:30pm
yes



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Apr 18,2008 8:36pm
rttp inside joke.

dreadkill said[orig][quote]
and dildos and piss and meatballs and pasta vazools and dildos again


MarkFuckingRichards said[orig][quote]
Oh, and it's fagiole.


dreadkill said[orig][quote]
faggot raviolis


MarkFuckingRichards said[orig][quote]
If you call ravioli a faggot one more time, I swear to Christ I'm going to masturbate all over the place.


and the winner:

RichHorror said[orig][quote]
RAVIOLIS IS FAGGITS




toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Apr 18,2008 8:37pm
that's the jizz of it



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Apr 20,2008 5:57pm
once upon the 'squatch



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Apr 21,2008 10:44am
I AM THE YETI OF THE UNDERWORLD!!



toggletoggle post by thuringwethil at Apr 21,2008 12:01pm
LOL, awesome



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