Random shit from my fridge resulted in this monstrosity:

BBQ pulled pork on a toasted roll with white rice, fried peppers and onions, lettuce and mustard. Try it some time.

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This sammich could heal wounds of all races and may just be the key to ending racism.

Sammich in '08!

This sammich abortion will result in a shit of epic proportion.

Ha -- I just rhymed.

it is my belief that pulled pork bbq sandwiches, no matter how plain or intense, can cure all illnesses.

it is also my belief that a pulled pork bbq sandwich made with some hairs from burt reynolds mustache can make global warming disappear.

I went to the doctors asking for him to sure my illnesses and he said "LULZ WUT!!?"

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3 invented sandwiches i was involved in that were amazing:

1) ham, bacon, cheese, lettuce, mayo, catalina dressing
2) bbq macaroni and cheeseburger
3) bullkie roll, fritos scoops, nacho cheese, ranch dressing(yea, we were baked, but it was amazing)

pork chops sammiches!!