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returntothepit >> discuss >> Anyone else get swamp ass? by Hoser on Apr 16,2008 7:39pm
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toggletoggle post by Hoser at Apr 16,2008 7:39pm
You know....you shit...wipe....go do something physically exerting...anus starts itching...go wipe and BAM! There it is...brownish / clearish fluid on the paper.

I hate it so.



toggletoggle post by bradmann   at Apr 16,2008 7:45pm
i call this jungle butt. and it's the fucking worst.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Apr 16,2008 7:58pm
i used to all the time but then i learned to whipe from the top of my ass crack to taint instead of the other way around. issue solved.



toggletoggle post by GodlessRob at Apr 16,2008 8:00pm
I use baby wipes specifically for this reason! What I hate worse is involuntary swass. You know, when you go somewhere, like say a music store and you sit on a stool and then you get in your car and say "what the fuck is that smell?" Well it's from the nasty fucker who sat on the chair before with a horrible case of swass!
Fuckin gross!



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Apr 16,2008 8:02pm
Hahahahahahaha....swass? That's a first for me...but funny, dude.



toggletoggle post by Y_Ddraig_Goch  at Apr 17,2008 2:44am
worst ever, happens even hours after shitting, I wipe as much as I can on days I work to avoid this unwanted friend....but sure enough after 8 hours of lifting and walking around with boxes and bending to put them down...he rears his ugly head.



toggletoggle post by Vince McMahon at Apr 17,2008 3:23am
Clearish fluid is semen.



toggletoggle post by douchebag_patrol at Apr 17,2008 4:04am



toggletoggle post by Mike_K at Apr 17,2008 6:55am
Fuck I want that!

The interviews are mad weird though ahahahaha



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Apr 17,2008 7:47am
Swamp ass - nature's silent killer.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Apr 17,2008 8:53am
I get it at band practice / shows the worst out of anywhere. Now I usually take a shower in the AM before work, then a shower at the gym after I lift at lunchtime -- and most of my pooping is done in the morning. So, my ass is feeling pretty fresh in the afternoon. But, lo and behold, we rip through that 1st song at practice or at a show, game over. Major sweatage, boxers sticking to crack, etc.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Apr 17,2008 8:59am
I was walking with carina, my brother, and his gf. they were arguing about something lame so I told them about my sweaty ass.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Apr 17,2008 10:36am
the worst is when you get it at like a summer wedding or something, and the itch becomes unbearable.



toggletoggle post by C.deaD at Apr 17,2008 11:00am
Taking showers usually does the trick. Or wiping your ass. You realise these things as you get older.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Apr 17,2008 11:44am
C.deaD said[orig][quote]
Taking showers usually does the trick. Or wiping your ass. You realise these things as you get older.


That's just The Man trying to keep you down. FIGHT THE POWER.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Apr 17,2008 11:46am
A shower even 5 minutes before a summer swamp ass attack can do nothing to stop its onset. Unless you sweat like a girl.



toggletoggle post by C.deaD at Apr 17,2008 12:06pm
largefreakatzero said[orig][quote]
A shower even 5 minutes before a summer swamp ass attack can do nothing to stop its onset. Unless you sweat like a girl.


A prrrrrretty girl????



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Apr 17,2008 12:11pm
yeah, swampass in something i didnt suffer to frequently until i started playing the drums. You can wipe all you want, but if there is a little shit stuck up in your anus it will drip out with enough vigorous sweating..yummy



toggletoggle post by C.deaD at Apr 17,2008 12:13pm
Vince%20McMahon said[orig][quote]
Clearish fluid is semen.


Thanx for that.



toggletoggle post by ZenErik   at Apr 17,2008 12:23pm
Swass!



toggletoggle post by corpus_colostomy at Apr 17,2008 12:39pm
blue's bass is made of swamp ash...good stuff.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Apr 17,2008 12:48pm
a swamp bass.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Apr 17,2008 1:43pm
C.deaD said[orig][quote]
largefreakatzero said[orig][quote]
A shower even 5 minutes before a summer swamp ass attack can do nothing to stop its onset. Unless you sweat like a girl.


A prrrrrretty girl????


Verrrrrrry pretty, yeth.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Apr 17,2008 1:49pm
corpus_colostomy said[orig][quote]
blue's bass is made of swamp ash...good stuff.
blue's black? I KNEW IT.



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