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returntothepit >> discuss >> New Cryptopsy leaked... by brian_dc on Apr 16,2008 3:32pm
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toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Apr 16,2008 3:32pm
I feel that we all owe it a listen after all the hubbub earlier...

I'm, of course, very skeptical about this.



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Apr 16,2008 3:33pm



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Apr 16,2008 3:45pm
Craptopsy



toggletoggle post by ZenErik   at Apr 16,2008 3:49pm
I'll get it now, but I have work soon. I'll listen to it tonight for a few minutes..



toggletoggle post by thegreatspaldino   at Apr 16,2008 8:14pm



toggletoggle post by Grizloch   at Apr 16,2008 8:20pm
Im not gonna get sued for this am I?



toggletoggle post by thegreatspaldino   at Apr 16,2008 8:21pm
sued for what?



toggletoggle post by thegreatspaldino   at Apr 16,2008 8:34pm
ok, listened to half of it... those tracks that were leaked first and that sucked really really bad are actually on it. i remember reading that people thought those tracks really werent from the new craptopsy... well they are. the only cool song is the first one so far, its pretty spastic and fast and aggressive.



toggletoggle post by thegreatspaldino   at Apr 16,2008 8:40pm
WOW THIS IS WORSE THAN I IMAGINED! how can you go from really cool parts to the gayest, worst possible, faggot shit ever, then back to a cool part? are these guys a gayer BTBAM?



toggletoggle post by thegreatspaldino   at Apr 16,2008 9:01pm
holy shit what the fuck... someone else seriously needs to listen to this. i need to not be the only one going through this torture right now.

i need moral support now :(

it really is that bad.



toggletoggle post by zyklon at Apr 16,2008 9:02pm
Grizloch said[orig][quote]
Im not gonna get sued for this am I?

Don't download it ok...



toggletoggle post by thegreatspaldino   at Apr 16,2008 9:08pm
WOWWWWWWW

how the fuck can they be serious about this? it just goes from decent or good STRAIGHT into faggotry randomly... it just... like hits a brick wall of gay... then for like a minute struggles to climb over it, then it gets over it and is decent again until another wall of dicks appears for it slam into and suck on.



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Apr 16,2008 9:09pm
dude

I feel the pain

it tricks me a little...cause it does the thing where it gets really good for a little bit and then it sucks the biggest suck available for about 20 seconds and then jumps to an ok thing...then he starts singing halfway through the album and doesn't stop

what the fuck



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Apr 16,2008 9:10pm
downloading it now



toggletoggle post by thegreatspaldino   at Apr 16,2008 9:10pm
when its good it is actually pretty good. its like someone took two different bands' albums and mixed up the parts together. it really is that random most of the time



toggletoggle post by blue  at Apr 16,2008 9:11pm
im not even going to bother.



toggletoggle post by thegreatspaldino   at Apr 16,2008 9:15pm
whats funny is that this is the best drumming performance i have heard out of Flo, who i always thought was over-rated until now. he rips.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Apr 16,2008 9:21pm
This would be way way way way better if it wasn't cryptopsy, some of the things are pretty cool.



toggletoggle post by Dankill at Apr 16,2008 9:34pm
thegreatspaldino said[orig][quote]
when its good it is actually pretty good. its like someone took two different bands' albums and mixed up the parts together. it really is that random most of the time


Kinda like they honestly have no fucking idea what the hell they are doing anymore?



toggletoggle post by zyklon at Apr 16,2008 9:41pm
This can't be Cryptopsy.......



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Apr 16,2008 9:43pm
I kinda like some of the clean singing. Not in cryptopsy but im listening to this as a different band. whatever.



toggletoggle post by dertoxia   at Apr 16,2008 11:09pm
what the fuck...this is even more horrible than i thought it would be. It's like cryptopsy trying to sound like through the eyes of the dead or something. Everything seems just so watered down.

I always joked that Lord Worm was kind of a shitty vocalist but that was because cryptopsy was such a good band that if they had a really good vocalist the world and universe as we know it would implode on itself. I guess this sort of proves that except they are no longer good at all.

A band like cryptopsy could have easily had their pick of the best metal singers in the world and they chose this clown? I have no more faith in humanity.



toggletoggle post by dertoxia   at Apr 16,2008 11:21pm
hahah the last 20 seconds of the last track are fucking hilarious. i can't believe this toolbag takes himself seriously.

worst.....vocalist.....ever



toggletoggle post by kevinthesprigg at Apr 17,2008 12:03am
Wow. It sounds like the molested bastard offspring of Despised Icon and the Deftones. This is shit.




toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Apr 17,2008 9:31am
thegreatspaldino said[orig][quote]
holy shit what the fuck... someone else seriously needs to listen to this. i need to not be the only one going through this torture right now.

i need moral support now :(

it really is that bad.


I feel your pain, brother.

SO FUCKING BAD. I seriously want to kill something smaller than me from having listened to half of this record. (I can only take so much in one sitting.)

It's like, some parts are complete and utter shit, and some parts are just boring, some parts are even halfway decent, if you pretend that it's not Cryptopsy. And then the dude opens his mouth, again.

I love how halfway through the second song, they remembered that they hired a keyboard player. Speaking of which, I wonder if she thinks these guys are total tools, and that joining this band was a huge mistake, after hearing the shit they're doing now. Talk about a bait-and-switch. "Hey, wanna be in Cryptopsy?" "Yeah!" "Cool, now play this:" *poop poop crap poop whine whine jud jud poop* "Ummm...." "YOU SIGNED A CONTRACT." [Translated from La Francais]

It's like they just discovered the DUN DUN. "Hey guys, check this out, it's gonna totally revolutionize our sound!" *DUN DUN* (pause) *DUN DUN* "Wow - NO other band does THAT! We've done it again, Eric!" "Yeah, Flo, we are geniuses. Better put out an entire record's worth of that before some other band figures this out!" "Hey, has anybody seen my trenchcoat?" [Still in French talk]

And you can just tell that singer really thinks he sounds like Mike Patton when he does the whiney voice, and also probably that no one can tell he thinks that. Neither of which things are true. Feh.

I'll undoubtedly have more bile to spew after listenening to the second half. *shudder*




toggletoggle post by aril at Apr 17,2008 9:41am
This is the BEST Cryptopsy album ever. SUPPORT



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Apr 17,2008 9:42am
blue said[orig][quote]
im not even going to bother.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Apr 17,2008 9:44am
backed. ahaha



toggletoggle post by Dankill at Apr 25,2008 8:15pm
Just listen to the new Origin



toggletoggle post by zyklon at Apr 25,2008 9:49pm edited Apr 25,2008 9:51pm
New Origin is boring as hell. listen to Echos of Decimation instead



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