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returntothepit >> discuss >> Whats with Goats? by ouchdrummer on Apr 16,2008 11:38am
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toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Apr 16,2008 11:38am
So i was showing my boss how funny 3 inches of blood is, watching a video for "the goatriders hoarde" and he brought up a good point. Why are Goats abused like that? I mean can you imagine a person riding a Goat? Thats funny. They definately can't move that fast, and i'd imagine they aren't much for battle... why not a horse? Or maybe a bull or something? A person riding a goat into battle would just cause embarrassment.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Apr 16,2008 11:40am
you ever owned goats? they are ridiculous



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Apr 16,2008 11:43am
no, i haven't had the pleasure of owning goats. Have you?



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Apr 16,2008 11:47am
of course he has. he's a hick.



toggletoggle post by thuringwethil at the library at Apr 16,2008 11:55am
I want the crucified, twenty-eyed goat from "Altered States" as a pet



toggletoggle post by quintessence  at Apr 16,2008 11:56am
I've owned goats before also. Being a hick from NH as well. They arn't the smartest of creatures....



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Apr 16,2008 11:56am
i've had a goat since junior high.... on my face.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Apr 16,2008 12:00pm
goats are both insanely smart and insanely stupid. I've had a bunch of them.
oh and you can't get them to eat tin cans no matter now hard you try to get your dad to feed then only tin cans.
they will eat anything though. especially trees.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Apr 16,2008 12:03pm
So is there anything evil/badass/debolic about them? And could you actually ride them into battle?



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Apr 16,2008 12:08pm
My uncle had goats. They have square pupils and like Guttural Secrete.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Apr 16,2008 12:12pm
Old pic...




toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Apr 16,2008 1:08pm
Dude, I love goats, always have. They're creepy looking (those crazy eyes), they're annoying, and they'll play shoving match / headbutt war with you at any time. I definitely plan on owning some once I get some land under me.

I remember working on the Christmas tree farm (which sported a petting zoo), and they'd all just run to whatever side of their pen you were working on and STARE. Wicked creepy.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Apr 16,2008 1:09pm
Oh, and I would totally ride a dire goat into battle. (The encumbrance limits on the normal ones rule that right out.)



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Apr 16,2008 3:18pm
the rectangular pupils bug me out. the other day i was walking and walked past some goats, i just stood and watched them, it was hysterical.



toggletoggle post by GoatCatalyst   at Apr 16,2008 3:34pm
I'm not much for these newfangled goats. I prefer my goats ancient and perverse. And with tongues of flame between their horns. . . those are the ones you kiss under the tail.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Apr 16,2008 3:40pm
Nu-Goats < Kvlt Goats



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