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returntothepit >> discuss >> I just had the creepiest driving experience... by fleshfries on Apr 13,2008 2:13am
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toggletoggle post by fleshfries at Apr 13,2008 2:13am
So I'm with my buddies and we're heading hom. We're at a 2 lane light, and

the light turns green. The 2 cars in front raced and it was amusing, until I

looked in my rear view mirror, some asshole was right up on my ass shining

his high beams and shit. So I swerve a little just to fuck with him, I take my

left and he follows close behind. We come to another red light and he pulls

up beside me. He looks like a mixed Asian American. We start talking:


Him: What's up man?

Me: Nothing dude, why you riding my ass?

Him: Do you even know where you are?

Me: No not really...[sarcastically]

Him: You're in Weymouth.

Me: Yea I know...I fucking live here.

Him: You're all over the road man..

Me: What are you talking about? That merges into one lane!

Him: You think your tough, so you're all over the road?

Me: What the hell are you talking about?!

[At this point, the light is green]

Him: Go ahead man

Me: You first

Him: Here I got something for you [Looks down as if picking something up]

Me: Seeya


So I swing a left and he follows. I cross over Route 18 without even looking,

and he still follows. I turn to an intersection, it was a red light and I just

barely missed cutting off a MiniVan. I turn on to a couple different side

roads finally lose him. I'm guessing he thought I was drunk and had beef

with people who are and drive. I wonder what he would've pulled out...




toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Apr 13,2008 2:17am
you probably could have gotten your math homework done or some tasty sushi. your loss.



toggletoggle post by Mucko  at Apr 13,2008 2:55am
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
you probably could have gotten your math homework done or some tasty sushi. your loss.


Speaking of sushi. Have you been to Minado (sp.) in Natick? Delightful dining experience.



toggletoggle post by fleshfries at Apr 13,2008 3:00am
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
you probably could have gotten your math homework done or some tasty sushi. your loss.


Gotta love the smell of Trigonometry and Sushi.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Apr 13,2008 8:47am
he could have been whiping out ancient chinese secrets. how cool would it be to live til 300 and know karate.



toggletoggle post by bradmann   at Apr 13,2008 8:54am



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Apr 13,2008 8:57am
awesome. that's what i thought at first too.



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Apr 13,2008 8:58am
Probably grabbing his gat.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Apr 13,2008 9:00am
you are thinking about black people. this was an azn duder. you woul think that you would know the different by now.



toggletoggle post by thegreatspaldino   at Apr 13,2008 9:36am
reaching into his ninja bag for shuriken.



toggletoggle post by corpus_colostomy at Apr 13,2008 9:49am
yukza in my weymouth?

it's more likely than you think.



toggletoggle post by GoatCatalyst   at Apr 13,2008 9:51am
You should have pulled over at some railroad tracks, dragged him out of his cooliemobile and put him to work.



toggletoggle post by thuringwethil at Apr 13,2008 10:11am
bradmann said[orig][quote]


HAHAHAHA, yes!



toggletoggle post by ellesarusrex  at Apr 13,2008 1:29pm
he was probably going to give you some gift certificates to mary lous because its delicious.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Apr 13,2008 11:54pm
why has no one said that he was pulling out his balls? or his cock? he calls them his nunchucks.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Apr 13,2008 11:58pm
It was BUKKAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by SlyATNFAC   at Apr 14,2008 1:11am
the second i saw "asain american" i knew all I had to do was scroll down to see the word bukkake.



toggletoggle post by corpus_colostomy at Apr 14,2008 8:30am
ellesarusrex said[orig][quote]
he was probably going to give you some gift certificates to mary lous because its delicious.


you mean, "it's derishous."



toggletoggle post by aaron_michael  at Apr 14,2008 9:05am
Something similiar happened to me in Danvers once. I was driving to a Dennys and some stupid fuck was riding my bumper with his high beams on. At the red light, he pulls up and some indian dude jumps out with his fists raised in that Notre Dame fighting stance while walking towards my car. Since I was hungry and was in no mood to be fucked with, I got out of the car with a hammer and the guy backed down and got back in his car all while swearing at me in broken english.

No one comes between me and a lumberjack slam.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Apr 14,2008 9:10am
hm... I was hoping that aaron would have told the same story from his side. disappointed.

ROAD RAGE ROID RAGE CANT STOP WONT STOP



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Apr 14,2008 9:30am
fleshfries said[orig][quote]
He looks like a mixed Asian American.


Those are the worst. Go back home!



toggletoggle post by aaron_michael  at Apr 14,2008 10:22am
Conservationist said[orig][quote]
fleshfries said[orig][quote]
He looks like a mixed Asian American.


Those are the worst. Go back home!


yeah! get outta heeeeaaaaahhhh!



toggletoggle post by ellesarusrex  at Apr 14,2008 10:52am edited Apr 14,2008 11:01am
corpus_colostomy said[orig][quote]
ellesarusrex said[orig][quote]
he was probably going to give you some gift certificates to mary lous because its delicious.


you mean, "it's derishous."

i actually only go there for the sluts who work there.



toggletoggle post by GoatCatalyst   at Apr 14,2008 10:58am
Mmm... sruts



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