I would like to stem the rumors that I'm going to move to washington and become a big-time newspaper reporter.
I've been getting lots of emails, txt, and im's about it.I would just like to set the record straight right now.

if I worked for a paper, this would be the result:

Because you don't know how to write?

If a picture is worth a thousand words, there's a /b/worthy expose concerning the grey area where beastiality and incest intersect lurking neath the seemingly-benign surface of that photo.

this thread is the reverend's greatest comedic achievement. i chortled heartily and deeply from the bowels of my soul.

I can not stop laughing about that picture.

it's friggin hilarious.

i wonder if shitting that buck was part of vigo the carpathians torture sentence