Elementary school class clown. Third grade was the shit. Use to keep the entire class in stitches by saying ears.

http://www.southcoasttoday.com/apps/pbcs.d...rticle?AID=/20080327/NEWS/803270352

Wow. That guy sounds like he needs some therapy.

I've found a couple of people I knew from school in the sex offender registry. Some creep who wanted to date me in high school was listed for showing his winkie to little kids. Epic fail!

hahahaha, ears.

A total douchebag kid from my class (Well, up until 9th grade, he dropped out around then) got murdered in a drug deal gone wrong.

anyone else from our graduating class back there?

someone I went to school with was the Marine last year who told his troops to murder those Iraqi civilians and do stuff to them. can't remember the exact story, but yea, it made national news.

a guy and his millionaire dad killed some guy.
http://www.eagletribune.com/punewsnh/local...ry_354093854?keyword=secondarystory

a good number of kids I went to school with died in car accidents because they were fast and furious.

oh yeah, and some kid I was in middle school with is in prison for selling guns illegally.

Some kid in my math class was caught with 21 bags of heroin my freshman year in high school.

some kid i went to middle school with was arrested a few years ago at a hotel for kidnapping and torturing some dude who owed him money in a drug deal. i don't know what came of it, all i know is he and a group of his comrades got busted with all kinds of weapons when they kidnapped the dude. a few years before that, he was arrested with his sister after they teamed up to beat the shit out of some guy.

Some douche I knew in college went to federal prison for attempting to fly ecstasy back to the east coast from CA. Dumbass.

one of the sweet moments of life was walking into the mall of new hampshire and seeing a kid who was "totally coooool" in elementary, junior high, and highschool working at a seasonal sausage and cheese stand in the mall. this was right after I graduated college and got my first job. that day, I had just gotten my first fat raise of something like 15% plus a few thousand dollar bonus. I know that pride is a sin, but is come uppings a sin?

the only sin is if you didnt buy some sausage and cheese.

I can't count how many kids I went to school with that are in jail, dead from drinking and drugs, sexual deviants or complet fuck ups in all aspects of life. One kid I went to school with since I was 5 fell off the roof of a 5 story Northeastern apartment building on New Year's Eve 7 years ago, dead from massive head trauma. That kid was highly intoxicated since he was 12. His best friend drives around town asking young girls to show him their feet...he did that to my sister and then went into hiding for fear that I would kill him after finding out it was my sister. What a winner!

Oh come on Mark. All the people in your familly have gorgeous feet and it's time you start living up to your heritage and let me spunk all over your piggies.

FEETS IS RAVIOLIS

this dude steve that me and my brother went to school with worked at a ben and jerries up the street and cought cought putting razors in the ice cream.

video here:

http://wn.whdh.com/global/video/popup/pop_...articles/local/BO75680/&rnd=6487218

A girl from my high school that I didn't like had a baby with a kid I played little league with. A couple years ago he flipped out and smashed the baby into a wall. He's in jail, and she doesn't have a baby anymore.

win win?

a girl who I banged in the ass in highschool does porno now. she dropped out of franklin and marshall to pursue a job in the industry and now gets caved in by doods with hogans twice my size. glad i got to break'er in first..highschool ruled!

more like wah wahhhhhh

I had a kid i went to High School with beat a kid to death a little over a year ago, should be serving time pretty soon. and another one went to jail for shaking a baby to death, i think he's doing time now.


This thread seems like a really morbid version of Bruce Springsteen's "Glory Days"

dead baby is a win situation?.....WTF is wrong with you?

in this case i hope karma doesnt knock on your door.......jackass

Where the fuck did you learn that a dead baby is NOT a win-win situation?!

Karma-Enema, meet jokes.

right.. I learned from the office. this is win win win. not just win win.
sorry.

jokes? have a kid then say that.
keep drawing your lack o talent pictures and STFU.

rev i curse you to have twenty chidren with different moms so you get fucked hardcore in child support......hows that for humor

ohhhhh jooookes.... i get jokes.

that your girl rev?
its cute....needs less teeth though

isn't that the train wreck known as amy whitehouse?

I'm going to feed your children to an ill-tempered pit bull and draw a picture of it for you so you have something else to complain about. Then I'mma drop a mad heatah up in you mailbox, SON.

Wahhh, I hate dead baby jokes, wahhhh.

speaking of which... anyone heard any good dead baby jokes lately?

bet i can draw it better with a crayon and my toes....and i aint yo SON.
dont bother scrawling it as i wont be able to identify it anyways..
i seen your work....you seriously went to school for art?
now thats a good yoke!

Alright this is getting out of hand everyone. I appologize to anyone I offended with my crude dead baby remarks. Karma Enema, I have 3 kids. They're all tiny miracles, and light up my life with their smiles. And obviously I'd be really upset if they died. It'd be a horrible tragedy that I wouldn't wish on anyone. And it'd be a hideous inconvenience for me to have to go molest other people's children. Srsly.

Sincerely,
Pedo T. Bear

p.s.
lol @ u if u really though I had kids.

Karma-Enema...I am your father. Now where are all of my Father's Day presents you ungrateful bastard? I want reparations dammit!

ha, i went to school with mark richards, so i guess i'm a horrible artist as well.

lol @ U if i "THOUGH" YOU COULD SPELL.......but i "APPOLOGIZE"

nothing says fuck you like correcting someone's spelling. ugh, get dead.

some dude me and my lady went to college with has sexual child abuse charges pending...he is/was a kids soccer coach

haha. This coming from a guy who thinks "....................." is legitimate punctuation, and is obviously using the capslock to write capital letters. I guess you're too busy weening your precious miracle children to hit the shift key.

morale has no place within these walls.

punctuation????? i "THOUGH" it was quotation marks.

and arent you reaching just a little? are all you so desperate to dig on someone, you attack on ones use of shift key..

how about the use of "FAIL" or "EPIC FAIL" bunch o mimics just reiterating the use of what you think is the "COOL" lingo on this bored.

i havent been called a "TROLL"in a while ....anyone? im about due.
oh and "FAG" been a bit lagging too.

gimme your poor , tired, and weak assaults.......

yea every now and then i see a kid i went to school with downtown asking for change laying around. Looks like hes either homeless or a bum. Hes like 22

thats it, you've all been owned. the anonymous dictator of the internet has spoken. suicide for all.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. This guy sounds like he's trying to be the internet's guidance counselor. I can picture him turning his chair around backwards to "rap" with us about "the real deal."

Me...I was the smart kid in high school, got awesome grades. Barely surviving now, and trying my hardest to get into college and live at the same time.

It's upsetting to see dumb knuckleheads who thought ben franklin was a president in college getting a law degree while I work 40 hours a week and go to one class at the community college a semester.

he's just knockin on your mad grammar skills cause he ran out of verbal ammo

Well, apparently you're desperate enough to dig on someone who made a typo, so who are you to oppose? You will reap as you have sown. Nice way to spell "board" too, professor.

EPIC...

...FAIL.

LAWLERZ I'm cool now guyz.

lol you guys are so funny i wish i had real friends

i rarely run out of ammo.....careful fuck i may review NSN next....
you gave me a free copy of the demo and then all turned your backs to me when i tried to talk to you about it......found you all to be arrogant inbred new hampshire fuck heads worshipping the old mandible of the mountain........burning it wont bother me.

he got "bored" with spelling "board" correctly, so he spelled it different to amuse himself. hyuk hyuk hyuk

Hahaha, uh oh! Watch out Never Say Never, some random dude that no one here knows is going to review your demo on the internet...sleep with one eye open guys.

Mark Richards is not a meme is a meme.

hmmmm did it fly past that trog mentallity that i spelled BORED like that on purpose? apparently your slow cognitive processes failed to pick up on that one.....keep skribblin them logos with them krayons......doesnt someone need a flyer somewhere?

i AM the reap you all have sown. didnt start this out of boredom.....many feelings have been hurt by the callous comments on this BOARD and i am just here to make the slighted ones feel a little better. and deflate those egotistical balloons
like herpies (as most of you know) i may go away, but always come back.

hahaha, i was thinking the same thing. "oh no, some buttclown nobody knows might trash on our bands. I'll be so sad if he targets my band." unless karma enema writes for terrorizer or metal maniacs, i wouldn't be too worried. this reminds me of when our old guitarist used to cross girls' phone numbers out of his little phone book when he deceided he hated them. he made it seem like a big deal and all i could think was "you're doing this broad a favor. she's probably sick of hearing her phone ring while she avoids picking it up."

Haha, you're an idiot. Clearly everything in this thread is a goddamn joke. I know you spelled board wrong intentionally; your attempt at being witty is laughable. What's even funnier is the fact that you're really this dedicated to trying to tear other people down to no avail. You're just giving all of us slackers something fun to do until work is over. So, thank you.

Oh, and it's herpes. Tell me how shitty my art is again, you're giving me an erection.

Even if someone writing for Terrorizer or Metal Maniacs trashed my band I would not be able to give the tiniest iota of shit. But if an anonymous message board vigilante has anything bad to say, you can bet I'll be taking notes to better myself.

this sounds like that guy from bsr that hates everything.

naw its those naked men probably drawn on newsprint that keeps your chubby up..isnt that from a figure drawing class? whats laughable is your intent to leave those images up with all those shitty , undecypherable logos and half ass flyers.

nope try again.....bloodriven's a meathead

plus i believe he was banned from bsr

If you don't get erections from naked old men, you're a faggot.

A kid I went to high school with killed his girlfriend's mom and dad and stabbed her and her brother. The brother was in my bio class. The guy was ON THE LAMB for a while, but he got caught. When he stabbed them, his friend's sister was over for a sleep over. He didn't touch her, and when he was done stabbing his girlfriend, he looked at his friend's sister and said "Do you think she's dead yet?"
True story.
Also, a guy I went to prom with turned schizo and got a tattoo of a sun on his face.
Mark, if you really want a boner, I can tell you how shitty your art is, for a small fee.

I try not to pay for my erections, but I'll be in touch if I need to.

rick is going to get jealous.

SO EVERY THING IN THIS THREAD IS A JOKE......WANNA HEAR A GOOD ONE?
THAT YOU BEING AN ARTIST . WENT TO SCHOOL FOR IT AND AFTER GRADUATION FOLLOWED SUIT WITH THE THOUSANDS OF OTHER ART SCHOOL GRADUATES WHO COULDNT FIND A JOB IN THE ART FIELD. BESIDES SCRAWLED LOGOS AND FLYERS COMPRISED OF INTERNET PICS SIMPLY PHOTOCHOPPED TOGETHER. DO YOU GET PAID FOR THESE? OR JUST DO IT TO SOLIDIFY YOUR CHANCES OF A REACH-AROUND.
AM I CLOSE TO THE "MARK" ON THAT ONE?

THIS SHOULD AHVE TITLED "WHEN YOU GO TO SCHOOL AND FAIL MISERABLY"

Couple of heroin overdoses. Thats about it.

I am failing at present. I am not afraid to admit it, but at least I didn't murder anyone, yet.

I get paid AND I get reach-arounds. Aaahthankya.

SO YOU SUPPORT YOUR SELF 100% FROM YOUR ART?
IT DONT COUNT IF YOU STILL LIVE AT HOME....

I support your mom. OOOH SHIT.

my friend Kenny from high school recently stabbed his roommate to death FOR NOT PAYING THE RENT.

what a fool.

oh and whatever the hell this argument is about is stupid.

OFF TO SEE MISERY INDEX FUCKOS

MY ATTEMPTS AT WITTY? BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHHAAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA !

YOU GONNA ANSWER THAT QUESTION?

HMMM DIDNT THINK SO.

MARKFUCKINGRICHARDS CAREER = EPIC FAIL

WELL THERE ARE PLENTY OF LOCAL BANDS LOOKING FOR SCRAWLED LOGOS. AND THE INTERNET WONT EVER RUN OUT OF IMAGES TO CHOP TOGETHER FOR FLYERS...........

Who said that was me being witty? That's me not giving a fuck what you're saying to make me feel like my career is failing--which is actually doing quite well thank you. If you really care this much about the lives of complete strangers, something is missing in your life. If posting nonsense with the rest of us on an internet message board is somehow filling that void, have at it and we'll all continue to find amusement.

But, for now, I must bid you adieu. I've got horrible artwork to create for people that are willing to give me money. What a bunch of fools they are!

so which is it? not enough to feed you 100% or do you still live at home?

its hard i know....

when i saw the picture in the article, i assumed the guy in the picture who got murdered was actually the murderer. he looks more like a murderer than the murderer and the real murderer looks like someone who'd get murdered.

hey karma enema, i went to the same art school as mark and i have a job in the field. i don't live with my parents, i pay my mortgage on time, and i like my job.

good .....me too

i want to hear how marks doing though

hmmm maybe i should change my name to THREADKILL

that was actually funny. i'll give you that.

haha I'd love to know what multi million dollar finance firm this guy is CEO of that he can criticize other people's professions. Looks to me like we've got another poor sap who confuses having children with a real accomplishment.

WHY WOULD I CRITICIZE THAT WHICH FEEDS MY FAMILY?
I CRITICIZED AN INDIVUAL WHO SEEMED MORE THAN CAPABLE OF STANDING UP FOR HIMSELF
AND ITS ONLY CONFUSION IF YOU DIDNT PLAN THEM.....THE ACCOMPLISHMENT LIES IN PROVIDING FOR THEM.
NOT THROWING THEM INTO A WALL AND HAVING A BUNCH OF NEOLITHS FINDING HUMOR IN IT.

DO YOU HAVE KIDS? BETTING NO OR YOU WOULDNT BE SO QUICK TO FLIP YOUR LIP

TIL YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOUT DO THE WORLD A FAVOR AND SHADDAP


CEO...HAHAHAHHA THATS FUNNY

I have to have a kid to have an opinion? It takes slightly more effort than masturbation to have a kid, and slightly more effort to raise one. If you want proof of that take a walk down to Stop & Shop and see how many toothless, slack jawed amorphous blobs you can see wheeling kids around. These people aren't on the same evolutionary scale as me, let alone have more of a say in regards to anything.

NOW I FEEL LIKE I AM ARGUING WITH MY 6 YEAR OLD....

RREEEAAAAAADDDDD!!!! BEFORE YOU POST YOU MENTAL MIDGET.
WHERE DID I SAY IT TAKES HAVING A KID TO HAVE AN OPINION ?
THE MASTURBATION PART I AM SURE YOU KNOW ALL ABOUT. BUT RAISING A KID , YOU HAVE NOT A CLUE , AND THOSE AMORPHOUS (NICE WORD BYW) BLOBS LIVE IT DAILY. DOES STOP AND SHOP EMPLOY YOU? IS THAT FROM WHERE THIS RESENTMENT STEMS FROM? MUST BE HARD TO KISS THE ASS OF THOSE YOU DESPISE AND ONLY MAKE 8 BUCKS AN HOUR FOR IT.

AS FOR EVOLUTION........I AM SURE EVERYONE WHO READ THAT IS LAUGHING JUST AS HARD AS I OVER IT. IF YOU ARE WHAT EVOLUTION IS PROGRESSING TOO THEN WE ARE ALL JUST A DOOMED GENERATION WHO CANT RESIST THE URGE TO PUT BABIES IN MICROWAVES.

SHOULD I PUT x'S BEFORE AND AFTER MY NAME SO I CAN BE AS COOL?

POST MORE PLEASE.....YOU MAKE THIS EASIER THAN ALL THE REST.

a guy i went to college with and worked with at the campus tv station (most talented kid there, actually... made a video for the Vandals' "my girlfriend's dead" that they ended up using and corresponded with Peter Jackson pre-LOTR and shit) was arrested maybe two years ago for flying to alabammy to fuck and videotape what he thought were two very underage girls that he found on craigslist... while he was in the process of being arrested by los federales, a fresh shipment of child porn showed up on his parents' doorstep. big winner.

http://birmingham.fbi.gov/dojpressrel/pressrel07/bh030507.htm

Why, is he better at rhetoric and sentence structure than you too?


Yeah, it's really difficult to imagine the intricacies of how to blow a kid's nose. It's not like I was ever raised by a parent myself. Stuff like this always makes me chuckle. I'm talking about when I see people I went to high school, or college with that did 4 years of school, earned their degrees, and instead of being a productive member of society they toss out all ambition, and turn into baby factories. Being a mom isn't a career. It's a baby sitter that has to pay for her own free popsicles.


Miserable white trash begets miserable white trash. Raising a kid that's intelligent, and has a sense of purpose in it's life... I'll give credit where it's due; that's an accomplishment. The act of keeping a kid alive long enough for them to turn 18, and go off to be a white trash leach like every fat slob I see hauling a baby carriage every day isn't parenting, it's spawning. It's effortless, and purposeless. No love for amorphous blobs.




Son, I'm the alpha and the omega of babies in microwaves. I'm the supreme entity, an orb of pure actuality and being, a force as malevolent as time itself when it comes to babies in microwaves. Feed me your finest wines and cheeses, sacrifice your virgins, and beg on your genuflected knees for my praise, and forgiveness.


And cheers to you buddy for a good beef thread. haha.

well what can i say you seem to have all bases covered....cept the one where you actually have a kid. that makes a difference.

i am laughin right now at the attempted similarity of being raised by parents and being one. i am dying right now, you dont even know.

effortless......dare i start an anonymous thread asking parents out there how little effort it takes? hmmmmm i think you know how that would go.

purposeless....sounds to me yours felt that way

rhetoric and sentence structure are overated..

being a mom isnt a career, its a choice, who cares if they chose to start a family before they started their career. their happyness make you frown? and your point with the popsicles eludes me.

and as for that last bit that sounded like a quote from thorns lyrics or something, if your the alpha/omega blah blah bullshit you could have done a little better than a LIVE baby, dont you think? your entire vernacular sounds like you obtained your vocabulary from a diet of cheesy metal lyrics.

I sincerely wish I remembered laughing at your gay friend's shitty band.

misery index ruled.

this thread still ruined.

no. i take that back.
in all seriousness you got skillz man.
whatever shit storms i stir here let me take that one back.
my conscience compells the truth.
though i am not a fan of scratchy illegible logos your vision is solid and your work on a whole is clean and professional.
busting your ass is the only respectable way of honing ones craft
into something grand and i respect the dedication, time, patience and effort it takes to do what you do.
but i still think your an asshole

whys that?

So what was the point of all the senseless bashing? I didn't take one bit of it seriously at all, obviously, but you've got me a bit stumped as to why you'd go to such great lengths. So...thanks? I think?

As far as me being an asshole, take a step back and look at the situation: you got worked up over a dead baby joke. I made another dead baby joke, stating clearly that it was a joke, and you got even more worked up, resulting in quite the snowball effect of you getting pissed off at everyone in here for having a good time like we're all supposed to. Does my morbid sense of humor make me an asshole, even though it does not reflect my personal views and morale? Anyone can have the most vulgar, vile, morbid sense of humor but still be a good person...but I digress...I really don't care if you think I'm an asshole no matter what the reason is, because those who KNOW me can justifiably say I'm quite the opposite, and the world keeps turning.

Wow. I love how this anonymous person frequently alters his spelling, grammar, capitalization, and punctuation skills. I wonder if he has multiple personalities, or if he is cleverly changing his writing style frequently enough that it further conceals his identity. This person is either very intelligent or completely insane. I would put my money on the latter.

the line is fine and blurry between genious and insanity

taking a step back goes beyond yesterday. but a joke born from a father throwing his infant child against a wall is in the poorest of taste, good person or not.

Do you think i am an asshole? If so it is for the same reasons. Talking shit about someone we dont know.

i think its time for 9 rounds of bear-knuckle boxing. otherwise both of you STFU.

fuck you inbred. arent there cows you need to tip? or sheep that have gone too long without your company?

there are also those potential fans for you to ignore......

Videos please, K? tanks.

Well, now that I think about it, it would have made this whole thing a lot easier. I could either be like "Oh hey, we were laughing at something else at the time, no offense meant." (which would be the most likely case) OR I could say "Yep, I remember that group of ass clowns" and continue to laugh.

But because of the anonymity, I feel I have to say closer to the latter and thus no progress can be made.

gotcha.....if they were that worried about it they would have approached you fist first.
unfortunately anonymity is necessary. they dont want to be involved with what i do, though they find great amusement in it.

Fist first. Right. That would have ended in my personal amusement.
And the circles continue.

Also:


bennyhillifier

amusing i guess if your into that sort of thing......make no mistake, if they cared THAT much....you would know.
yawn

Scary! Tell me another story daddy. This time with a ghost in it.

Whatever.

i only tip hot waitresses.

HAI GUYS, WHUT'S GOIN ON IN DIS THREAD?!?!??!?

Fine. If it makes you feel better I will have a kid just to win an argument on the internet. Send your wife over so I can blast a demon seed in her. Then in 9 months we'll see which one of us makes father of the year.



Yeah, it'd go slowly, with you typing one finger at a time.



fixed.



You got that right.



Why? Are you a pudding pop man?


That last part was hilarious. If I stole any of that from anywhere it was from Sports Center quotes. Have your kid make you a sense of humor in arts & crafts class.

And I said cheers to you. The nerve of you not returning the favor.

hahaha, pudding pop man

hey, I'm in that video up there.

WINWINWIN!!

mmmmk you defended your self so well....and way to enlighten me on the popsicles.....there is having a point and being a tard.....im leaning towards the latter....
yay lets all applaud the man with stunted affect ! win win win win win
win . yay your ALL winners.
lol

hey guys! whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies?



i don't have a corvette in my garage!

i am there too rev!! getting punched in the dome piece by the lovable crowbilly

Some kids I went to High School with:
One dropped so much acid he is locked up in a rubber room.
Another guy is in jail for armed robbery on a number of banks and for banging 13 year old girls.
One should have just gotten out of jail after five years for selling E down around the Cape.
One died after her and her bf hit a tree so hard it ripped the car in half. They left behind a year old daughter.
One kid joined the Marines and did two tours in Iraq and re-uped for Round Three.

This post is useless without pics.

Or at least a name.

At least 10 kids I went to high school with have either been murdered or overdosed in the last 10 years. Go, Quincy.

i know what you're sayin, corpus...

anal was SO high school

So this is what it all boils down to? Popsicles? Alright....



When you have some 13 year old babysit your kids you offer them $5 an hour and free popsicles out of the freezer. It's a great perk for someone who doesn't know they're being paid below minimum wage. My point is that a "full time mommy" (as I've seen listed as an occupation on the myspace profiles of fat useless messes that I went to high school with) is a baby sitter that can't even claim the privilege of free popsicles because in essence she's the one paying for them.

Of course the whole thing is turned upside down if you're at Karma Enema's house. All popsicle, and nonessential snack funds goto high speed internet access so daddy can get pwned on the interweb.

SHA-LA-LA-LAAA

i miss freezepops

A look at my graduating class:

Fail:


Fail:


Gaining 100 lbs Fail:


Tried to kill himself with a cafeteria plastic knife, now responsible for the lives of several children Fail:


Didn't even wait to have a baby to get bloated Fail:


FAIL:


Mr. Important Athlete Guy, now doing nothing with his life except going bald:


Yeeeeeeeeeeeesh

she was in your graduating class? how fucking old are you? 35? 40?

HAHA, Michelle said the exact same thing. I turn 26 next month. I can't believe how badly some of these kids aged.

OOOOOHHHHH LOOORRDY! THAT BLACK BITCH GONE DONE AND RUINED CHRISTMAS!

HAHAHAHAHA, Funny you should say that. I'm the same age as you and it's true. Some kids from my class and even younger have already aged HORRIBLY.

thug lizzife!

I should myspace and look for my class.
it would be hilarious I'm sure.

Everyone I went to school with is doing way better than me. MySpace stabbed me in the back.

you don't know that
they are probably finding your picture
and posting it in their message board
about "when people you went to school with fail miserably"

You just agreed with me, you idiot.

HAHAHA!!

DA BABY JESUS DONE GONE SPUN IN HIS GRAVE

hahahahahaha, acid is a helluva drug. aaron is living proof.

I was hoping to make it worse for you.

possibly the best thing in this thread.