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returntothepit >> discuss >> excuse me, Flo? by DaveFromTheGrave on Mar 12,2008 8:06pm
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toggletoggle post by DaveFromTheGrave  at Mar 12,2008 8:06pm
your band fuckin sucks now.




toggletoggle post by contagion   at Mar 12,2008 8:11pm
you gotta love how he took the rack, which is used to make drum set up less cluttered and more organized, and made it so fucking complicated it looks like it takes a mechanical engineer a solid day to put together.

taking a good thing and fucking it up.

I SEE A TREND HERE



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 12,2008 8:14pm
what else will he use to do pull ups on?
why don't you just email him and tell him this?



toggletoggle post by contagion   at Mar 12,2008 8:19pm
his ego can hold the pull up bar for him

and seriously, all that fuckin machinery for 4 cymbals? thats like setting up a pulley system to pick up a pencil you dropped.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 12,2008 8:21pm
what an awesome idea.
and here I've been using my waist/spine like a fucking sucker.



toggletoggle post by Mucko  at Mar 12,2008 9:46pm
Well kiss my grits.



toggletoggle post by urinal turd at Mar 12,2008 10:23pm
man, i thought this thread was going to be about dumb and dumber. disappointed.



toggletoggle post by yummy at Mar 12,2008 10:39pm
what's the soup du jour? It's the soup of the day. mmm...that sounds good. I'll have that.



toggletoggle post by DaveFromTheGrave  at Mar 12,2008 11:16pm
oh, here's her name, right here on the breifcase! Samsonite! duh!



toggletoggle post by tyler nli at Mar 12,2008 11:29pm
harry! petey didn't even have a head!



toggletoggle post by urinal turd at Mar 12,2008 11:31pm
this thread just took a turn for the best



toggletoggle post by tyler nli at Mar 12,2008 11:31pm
*lloyd

extreme fail by me



toggletoggle post by tyler nli at Mar 12,2008 11:32pm
urinal%20turd said[orig][quote]
this thread just took a turn for the best


i'll do it all night



toggletoggle post by urinal turd at Mar 12,2008 11:54pm
harry!! your hands are freezing!!



toggletoggle post by tyler nli at Mar 12,2008 11:56pm
i'm sorry mr. PERFECT! i guess i forgot that you never ever made a mistake :(



toggletoggle post by urinal turd at Mar 13,2008 12:00am
you see this? gas man. how the hell'd they know i had gas?!



toggletoggle post by tyler nli at Mar 13,2008 12:04am
you gonna eat that?

yeah, no.. yes.. no.. uh, well, it crossed my mind, yeah



toggletoggle post by craig nli at Mar 13,2008 12:25am
DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOUVE DONE?!



toggletoggle post by tyler nli at Mar 13,2008 12:51am
WE LANDED ON THE MOON!



toggletoggle post by Pires at Mar 13,2008 9:00am
"What if they shot you in the face?"

"Yeah, what if you shot me in the face?"

"That was a risk we were willing to take"



toggletoggle post by pam nli at Mar 13,2008 9:02am
DaveFromTheGrave said[orig][quote]
oh, here's her name, right here on the breifcase! Samsonite! duh!


I was way off!



toggletoggle post by yummy at Mar 13,2008 9:26am
What happened Harry? Some little philly break your heart?
No, it was a girl.
Oh.



toggletoggle post by Whoremastery  at Mar 13,2008 9:30am
pills are good...yea pills arre gooood!!



toggletoggle post by brandon...nli at Mar 13,2008 9:46am
pullover!!!!

Pullover!!

No its a cardigan but thanks



toggletoggle post by brad weymouth at Mar 13,2008 9:50am
mock etc.



toggletoggle post by Whoremastery  at Mar 13,2008 10:00am
gimmie that booze you pumkin pie hair cutted freak come on!



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Mar 13,2008 10:07am
"Mary, I desperately wanna make love to a schoolboy."



toggletoggle post by yummy at Mar 13,2008 10:10am
Just when I thought you couldn't possibly get any dumber you go and do something like this.

AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!!!



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Mar 13,2008 10:12am
You know, I was wrong. Senior ctizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, do still serve a purpose. Thanks, don't you go dying on me now!

I got mugged by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart!



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Mar 13,2008 10:35am
excuse me, could you tell me how to get to the medical school? i'm supposed to give a lecture in about 20 minutes and my driver's a bit lost.

go straight ahead, make a left, over da bridge.

thats a lovely accent you have there. New Jersey?

Austria....

Austria?! haha! well then, g'day mate..hahaha...lets put another shrimp on the barbie!

lets not....



toggletoggle post by Whoremastery  at Mar 13,2008 10:58am
killer boots man!



toggletoggle post by yummy at Mar 13,2008 11:22am
Why don't you guys stop acting like a couple pussies and go at the same time?

Sounds like a dare Harry.

IT'S A DOUBLE DARE.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Mar 13,2008 11:25am
i know it sounds wierd but does this change piss anyone else off? Good death metal drummers are NOT allowed to change to such wussie shit. I am actually offended.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 13,2008 11:26am
ouchdrummer said[orig][quote]
i know it sounds wierd but does this change piss anyone else off? Good death metal drummers are NOT allowed to change to such wussie shit. I am actually offended.


No, we're all totally psyched for this.



toggletoggle post by brad weymouth at Mar 13,2008 11:37am
ouchdrummer said[orig][quote]
i know it sounds wierd but does this change piss anyone else off? Good death metal drummers are NOT allowed to change to such wussie shit. I am actually offended.


really? cuz i'm rhetorically offended



toggletoggle post by tyler nli at Mar 13,2008 11:50am
... check please



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Mar 13,2008 12:01pm
Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber, you go and do something like this... AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF.



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Mar 13,2008 1:38pm
REPOST



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Mar 13,2008 1:50pm
"Great ass!"

"You think he works out?"



toggletoggle post by jebus_crispex   at Mar 13,2008 2:53pm
Look at the funbags on that hosehound.



toggletoggle post by tyler nli at Mar 13,2008 4:45pm
they always freak out when you leave the scene of an accident



toggletoggle post by brandon...nli at Mar 13,2008 4:48pm
Big gulps huh.........................Well, see ya



toggletoggle post by tyler nli at Mar 13,2008 4:48pm
you just tell me where to sign

right on my ass, after you kiss it!



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Mar 13,2008 5:06pm
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
ouchdrummer said[orig][quote]
i know it sounds wierd but does this change piss anyone else off? Good death metal drummers are NOT allowed to change to such wussie shit. I am actually offended.


No, we're all totally psyched for this.


I understand your sarcasm, alas, i was just pointing out that while it is sorta funny, i am worked up about it, irritated to the point of lashing out at co-workers..... I guess i am glad it doesnt push everyone into the throws of misery like it does to me... anyone have a tissue?



toggletoggle post by ArrowHeadNLI at Mar 13,2008 9:25pm
ouchdrummer said[orig][quote]
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
ouchdrummer said[orig][quote]
i know it sounds wierd but does this change piss anyone else off? Good death metal drummers are NOT allowed to change to such wussie shit. I am actually offended.


No, we're all totally psyched for this.


I understand your sarcasm, alas, i was just pointing out that while it is sorta funny, i am worked up about it, irritated to the point of lashing out at co-workers..... I guess i am glad it doesnt push everyone into the throws of misery like it does to me... anyone have a tissue?





Well honestly, Flo gave 14 years of his music career to extreme music, long after everyone else in that band jumped ship. Flo didn't write the music. The people who did are all long gone. Would you prefer he hires new guns to try and imitate his own former greatness and fail, or at least attempt something new ... gay as it may be.

This new stuff, as Cryptopsy, is pretty terrible. However, for a good extreme death metal band to hold the SAME drummer for 14 years is a godsend. Most often, these whorebag drumming machines jump from band to band faster than a tick will leap onto your dog's sphincter.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Mar 14,2008 8:37am
....yes drummers are whores.... anyone need a drummer? Oh Snap! umm... ok



toggletoggle post by tbone_r nli at Mar 14,2008 8:51am
i would just like to commend this entire board on running through a hefty list of dumb and dumber quotes and not using "its ok, im a limo driver." Dumb and dumber is my favorite movie of all time, and a good litmus test for meeting new people is asking if they like the movie. If they use the above quote as their answer, you should never talk to that person again. Same goes for Office Space and "have you seen my stapler?"



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Mar 14,2008 9:55am
Bartender, is it 10:00 yet?

Actually it's one.

Yeah, that's what I have too. Thought I might have been ahead a bit.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Mar 14,2008 10:32am
tbone_r%20nli said[orig][quote]
i would just like to commend this entire board on running through a hefty list of dumb and dumber quotes and not using "its ok, im a limo driver." Dumb and dumber is my favorite movie of all time, and a good litmus test for meeting new people is asking if they like the movie. If they use the above quote as their answer, you should never talk to that person again. Same goes for Office Space and "have you seen my stapler?"


hahahahaha so true. same with The Goonies and "Sloth love Chunk" or "Baby Ruth".



toggletoggle post by JDDomnli at Mar 14,2008 11:29am
"they caught em half mile down the road and slit his throat!"



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Mar 14,2008 12:36pm



toggletoggle post by tylor at Mar 14,2008 1:00pm
i dont know lloyd, the french are assholes



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