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New site? Maybe some day. 
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I would rather pass a kidney stone.
I would rather have sex with the rotting corpse of Dan Rather.
I would rather eat my own feces, shit them out (repeat).
I would rather... |
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. . . save forty five bucks |
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Sit under my porch and listen to Mortiis and pull wings off of flies.
Or install carpeting. |
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eh, i'm not feeling creative.
but i will say that this fest sucks, 2000 was the last decent one, it gets gradually worse every year.
also, the Pagaydium (last time i was there) wouldn't even let people go outside to smoke!!! fuck that faggot ass establishment! |
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Make repeated suicide attempts with a hammer. |
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go to a gay art show opening, where people touch you the same, but they all smell better. |
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i would rather go to NEDF. |
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I would rather lie flat on my back and try and pee into my own mouth. |
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| I would rather lie flat on my back and try and pee into my own mouth. |
TubPanzer? |
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I would rather play a show with Vital Remains and Monstrosity in New York. Which I will be doing. |
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| I would rather play a show with Vital Remains and Monstrosity in New York. Which I will be doing. |
That more or less wins, I guess. |
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| I would rather play a show with Vital Remains and Monstrosity in New York. Which I will be doing. |
That more or less wins, I guess. |
Yeah it pretty much does. Go F yourself, MFR! |
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go to a gay club with degenerate bastard. |
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I fuck myself all the time, so I shall! |
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| go to a gay club with degenerate bastard. |
Bring coke! |
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I'D RATHER SUCK A RAVIOLI'S DICK! |
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haha...only if i want to get diddled |
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Poke myself in the eye with a spiked dildo with mace sprayed on it with GWAR watching while they throw AIDS grenades at manatees. |
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i'd rather masturbate with a handful of broken glass with gasoline as a lubricant. |
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| i would rather go to NEDF. |
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nothing like a big guys playing gay music. |
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| i would rather go to NEDF. |
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...make fun of fags (this includes fag lovers as well), fat people, knob bobbers, jews and/or muslims on RttP. |
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Shoot myself in the face......
......In the name of Metal.
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Stay at home and balance a plate of Toll House on my belly while watching the discovery channel. |
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Stay at home and balance a plate of Toll House on Pam's belly while she watches the discovery channel. |
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Stay at a Toll House and balance the space shuttle Discovery on the English Channel. With a can of Pam. |
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| Stay at a Toll House and balance the space shuttle Discovery on the English Channel. With a can of Pam. |
WIN!!
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Stay in Pam's belly while watching my new appendages grow |
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I actually sold Pam's baby tickets to this, don't listen to it. Pam, your baby is a liar. |
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| nothing like a big guys playing gay music. |
Whoa, story of my life??? |
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.... wait till it comes out on video |
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play a show in VT  |
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| Stay in Pam's belly while watching my new appendages grow |
hahahahahhaha, there's a tiny computer with wireless internet in pam's uterus. |
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Go to NEDF and see DYING FETUS!!!!!!! |
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smoke weed with kadogan while sitting in my car in my driveway |
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| smoke weed with kadogan while sitting in my car in my driveway and come up with ridiculous cartoon ideas while mocking past metalfests and other terrible shows we've been to. |
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