http://www.zshare.net/audio/87690147be130e/

http://www.zshare.net/audio/8769288b130406/

Wow. I had a feeling it was going to suck.....but wow. This shit is beyond terrible.

i don't want my opinion of cryptopsy ruined although it kind of already was by this thread:
http://returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=46578

wow, i figured the change wouldn't be THIS extreme but wow...hope they have fun NOT gaining a new/bigger fan base with this stuff

Is this real? I'm listening to the first track and figuring this has to be a joke, haha.

I'll take your word for it and not waste my time listening. Stupid Canadians.

I assumed it was a joke at first too, but there's a couple moments where the drumming really shows to be Flo. So unless Flo has started drumming for a new band that sounds like a Poison the Well and Incubus trying to play death metal, then this seems to be the new Cryptopsy.

yea, i doubted until i heard the drums too

wow

good. i've always hated Cryptopsy, and now i hate them more.

having something to hate is what makes us human, my friend

wtf

i expected this be bad but not THIS bad.

i just dont see this stuff appealing to ANYONE

hold on, i got Ozzfest on the phone

They really should have ended "Cryptopsy" and started something under a new banner. Whatever they would have called it would have gotten just as much press.

Mudvayne called... and they want there song back

Gay. I'm not surprised though because their last CD was a complete disappointment.

yeah but that was listenable this is the worst thing ever

WHAT THE FUCK, HOW AM I NOT SURPRISED

c'mon gawy worst thing ever, there are many many things that are worse then this. this however is just complete and total fail.

damn cancucks

hahahahhahahah


what the fuck!?

this is not cryptopsy

shit will not load on my computer

it sound a lot like your old band, you might like it. : 0

This is as lame as Carcass's Swansong.

If by my old band you mean the sweatband that I tie up my balls so I cum in your mother's eyes, then yes, BALL COCK FICK DICK TUG.

What a shame. If they were gonna sell out so hard couldn't they have at least gotten a decent production job? The guitar tone on this is utter shit.

you have to admit that was a good burn

sounds unmastered to me.

GAH!

What the fuck, did they get in a horrible van accident and win a bunch of money or something?

they sound totally unmixed to me.

Sounds unwritten to me.

LOLZZZZZ EPIC WINZ, SIGH I MISS CANDIRIA

...And Then You'll Suck

BACKED. Band sucks.

Oh yeah, I mean, it is, but I have no idea what this shit sounds like so I can't laugh with...

Also, I imagine it can't possibly sound like my old band, so it would be funnier if it actually did.

the official funeral for cryptopsy is being held here:
http://www.smnnews.com/board/showthread.php?t=180000

WOW
I can't wrap my head around this. Seriously, this is one of the worst and most depressing sell outs of a band that used to rule that I've ever seen.
Flo still has his chops which sadly confirms that this musical abortion is the real thing.
I don't even want to know the shit storm that would face them on the Summer Slaughter Tour this summer when they play these god awful songs.

hahah they are getting absolutely ripped apart on the smn boards. this is amazing

:-(

this is disgusting

ha! yes

Is the 2nd track as bad/worse than the first? I still haven't listened to the 2nd one.

Wait... isn't that girl the keyboard player? I don't hear any keyboards in this shit (and it really is shit). Oh well, at least we'll always have their older material but this definitely makes me not want to see them at the Summer Slaughter Tour. What a shame.

How the mighty have fallen!

holy gay, well what do you expect, look at that douche in the middle of that pic. lol!

I hereby declare a grand "FUCK YOU" sit-down and back-turning for their set at the Worcester stop on the Summer Slaughter.

ill protest by leaving after psycroptic.

I remember when cryptopsy played with Dimmu Borgir and Krisiun in 2002, and they were a bunch of lumberjack-looking motherfuckers in flannel shirts and shit. That was when they were a real band.

that was such a good show. was lacroix still singing for them then?

Why not disrespect them like they've disrespected their fans? I'll hand the singer a handwritten note saying "I shit on your art." Any of you at the Fantomas show at Toad's Place 8 or so years ago will vouch for me.

I don't remember who was singing at that show, but it sure as hell wasn't Lord Worm.

Truth!
That was such a great show. I'm pretty sure Lacrox was still with them at the time. I'm just glad I got to see them when they didn't suck and with all three vocalists. hahaha

WHAT?!

wtf happened to them. this isnt cryptopsy.

i refuse to believe that my beloved cryptopsy has turned into this garbage.

im gonna shit my pants laughing if its all a big joke so people will stop looking for something to leak from the actual record

im kind of waiting for that myself. this shit is too absurd to really believe.

i mean i dont know their sense of humor but id totally do soemthing like that to fuck with fans. here's to hoping its a joke

Prisoned, immoval veal
Tenderized husk of skin and bones
Fed fecal scraps that dogs won't even eat
Malnutrition amongst our people

TABARNACK! wow this is the worst fucking thing I've heard in a long time. I cant believe this is coming from a band who put out None so Vile and Blasphemy Made Flesh. This band used to be my main influential writing influence. what a bunch of assholes.

HAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

i am going to buy a summer slaughter ticket.
i am going to buy a gun.
i am going to fucking shoot these assholes.



what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkkkkkkkkkk. None So Vile and Whisper Supremacy are two of my favorite death metal albums ever, i get so pumped listening to them i almost enter a god damn trance. and now this? i cant believe this shit.

Cryptopsy RIP

hahahaha WHAT?!?!?!?! wtf is this?

ULTRA SELLOUT MINIVAN FAGGOTRY

this really isn't a big shock to me, just sad to see another giant fall. cryptopsy stopped being cryptopsy when Levasseur left. he was the heart and genuis of the band. then flo took over to showcase his drumming and now this is a sorry attempt to inch toward mainstream acceptance. all giants fall, look at Satyricon and Dillinger. look at metallica for chrissakes.

THEY STOPPED BEING GOOD AFTER NONE SO VILE
HOW FAR THEY HAVE FALLEN HOWEVER

BLACK POWER!

i just lost my faith in the purity of metal. nothing is sacred anymore

i expected something stupid... but this is fuckin nuts

some of this sounds like cave in....

Cryptopsy found Jesus.

I am normally against heckling...but this really makes me want to go to summer slaughter and throw things at them.

hey look on the brite side now we can all say our bands are better and heavier than cryptopsy!!!

Worse than I thought it would be.

This is alot worse than what Dissection, Kalmah, Slayer or Children of Bodom did. and as bad as what metallica did.

Another Metal band infected by money.
I don't want to hear that "experimenting" bull shit.

They had a good thing going on w/mike DiSalvo, then they released that shitstorm of an album "once was not"


i was still hoping that they'd come back from that with a decent album, i guess not..


well, im off to listen to "whisper supremacy" and dream of better days

What....the...FUCK!?!!?!?!?!

GET THE AIDS OUT OF MY EARS!!!

this cant really be cryptropsy. i donty believe it. how????? is there like info on this that thats there new album to be released and stuff.

bennyhillifier

i thought that i was listening to incubus for at least 45 seconds

HAHAHA thats fuckin awesome. if cryptopsy sounded like that id be alittle less pissed.

this has to be a joke, please tell me this is a joke!

whats even more fucked up is they might actually play this shit and the old stuff live

there's NO WAY this is the real deal...

no fucking way...

Can't wait until a DIE-HARD FAN shows up and starts telling us off.

This is so good. I love the voices at the beginning of that one song. The bitch is pretty damn hot. That ups their musical appeal a shitload in my book. This is the kind of music I love! It's heavy, brutal, slammy, tech, and so diverse. Fuckin' awesome. All you haters can shut the fuck up, man. Just listen to that! This is Unearth at their best!

Man, Flo really fucked this band to hell. From what I gather, after Jon Levasseur left, he become the grand wizard of sorts and with that, the band went to shit. He got Lord Worm to write tamer lyrics than normal for Once Was Not, he had him do those terrible bark vocals as to "not alienate the Disalvo fans", fired Lord Worm after they'd starting writing for a new record, got a guitar player from a dumpus metalcore band to replace Jon Leavasseur, got a vocalist from a dumpus metalcore band to replace Lord Worm, got a goth chick to look pretty in press photos, and then spews forth this complete trash music.

I guess Flo has been defending this stuff by saying that it's "pre-production". Yeah...production doesn't change shit songs into good songs.

I have no idea who they're trying to appeal to. It's not even good for metalcore/nu-metal/whatever the fuck it's trying to be. It is complete and utter shit music. With this new "direction", they've given a big middle finger to their entire fanbase. Fuck Cryptopsy.

i know someone said it already but this is better then when metallica soldout

wow, nothing that hasnt been said in this thread but, flo was one of my biggest influences... ouch..... this is absolutely horrible.

i thought it was a well known fact that bob rock anally raped metallica into different people via lars ulrich.

No, the martians replaced them with pod people. They killed Cliff because his bell bottoms reflected the hypno-rays.

Let's look on the bright side, the new Meshuggah is officially out today. Not only do they have seniority; they've never once compromised their art for commercial gain. Not all great bands sacrifice their musical integrity. Slipknotsy are a disgrace.

I would say that beside Nothing, meshuggah has gotten less commercially viable. but I stick by my convictions that nothing was a nu-metal cd.

"I would say that beside Nothing, meshuggah has gotten less commercially viable. but I stick by my convictions that nothing was a nu-metal cd."

I have to disagree with you Rev. If anything, "Nothing" is their least accessible; it's definitely Meshuggah's Doom album. Esoteric lyrics, crawling riffs, and drumming that's almost disorienting. Those rhythmic patterns are insane!

i have to agree with Rev, i thought Nothing was so lackluster. it had cool song writing, but the songs were just....well...meh. I upped the ante, Catch 33 brought more experimentation, and this one is like all of them smashed into one.

Nothing was basically one long song. WILL THE QUARTER NOTE CHINA HITS EVER END?!

is there another link to hear these tracks? those aren't working on my computer.

YYYYYYYYYUUUUUUUCK!
what in the blue fuck is this shitty music?!?!?!
where the fuck is worm?
who the fuck is the goth broad?
why do they look like skinny puppy fans??

ya know....cephallic carnage has become more and more metalcore and less deathgrind as time passes, and that was annoying enough....but cryptopsy?????????

i can't fuckin take this man

ZACTLY

when you think about it though....lord worm was terrible on "once was not", even blasphemy made flesh had terrible vocals. this band was at their best with DiSalvo

hahahahahahaha wow, this has ozzfest 2001 written all over it

Shit like this just isn't fair! This is Metallica all over again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ya how the fuck is that gonna work??????


no old shit, 35 minute drum solo

This sounds almost Nu-Metal.

I was thinking exactly the same thing. Seriously. Is this a joke? It doesn't even sound like the same band.

Except Metallica actually used to be good.

Seriously, what happened to the none so vile days?

this may possibly go down as one of the worst evolutions a metal band has ever taken.

HOBBIE ROCKERS!

[Mar 13,2008 9:01am - pam nli ]

metalguy said:Shit like this just isn't fair! This is Metallica all over again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Except Metallica actually used to be good.


I am a fan of Pam.

Pam, you and I are no longer friends.








Ok, we're friends again.

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the world is spinning backwards.

Cryptopsy was never good? The musicianship on Whisper Supremacy kills Metallica. At least Flo isn't a hack drummer like Sars Getrich.

Straws Pulled at Random = 10/10 song

I can't wait for thier hit song "we're too sexy for lord worm"

I'm sitting here all drunk and maudlin listening to old non-sucking Cryptopsy and bumming out hard. Just thankful I got to see them play NSV one last time.

OH GOD I LISTENED TO THE SECOND TRACK. MY ANUS HURTS FROM THAT SONG. *weeps in a corner*

I heartily condemn anyone who let themselves have ANYTHING to do with the production of those 2 tracks I just listened to, never mind the fact that it's shitfucking Cryptopsy for fuck's sake.

it sounds fake....

bennyhillifier

it's pre-production