I approve of this message board being solely dedicated to Composted and its members. Carry on.

this board mostly neglects composted's bass player and other guitarist. :(

Fuck those guys.

theyll both be like the drummers from Spinal Tap

nahhhh, anybody who's anybody knows that Eliot is the glue that holds that train together

I can just smell the facts.

I heard he was a negro.

Eliot and Joe are not in the public eye because they don't get all up in the public eye's face. And they're negros. Joe is an albino negro.

I get all up in the public eye's grill.

i demand equal rights for negroes

I demand a Whites Only water fountain at the practice space.

Eliot's not even full negro so he only gets a fraction of the rights.

Eliot's a middle aged caucasian divorcee from Wyoming in blackface.

does he get to partially drink from the fountain?

He can drink from the fountain, but he cannot push the button down all the way.

And only a fraction of the water fountain.

YOU SIT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BUS.

Dammit. SCOOPED.

Way to be the Carlos Mencia/Dane Cook of this thread.

He is only entitled to seedless watermelon and diet grape soda.

i feel bad for octaroons. they are denied 7/8 of black rights and 1/8 of black rights. poor octaroons :(

what the fuck you thinkin mahn, they looooove that grape drink

DIET grape soda?! I think not sir.

Exactly, diets are white man witchery.

Great reference.