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returntothepit >> discuss >> Share your intimate band skank groupie stories by johnny blazejewski on Feb 28,2008 12:31pm
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toggletoggle post by johnny blazejewski at Feb 28,2008 12:31pm
Does anyone know a girl who goes by the name Commando Mando around Boston. She is a total whore who fucked my whole band in one hour 1 at a time. She has two guys names tattoed on her arm. She has big ass tits and a nice ass but won't swallow any sword. She is clearly troubled but alot of fun.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 28,2008 12:33pm
One time I blew Eddie Money backstage at Great Woods, does that count?



toggletoggle post by johnny blazejewski at Feb 28,2008 1:00pm
What's wrong with groupies. Come on stories!



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Feb 28,2008 1:02pm
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
One time I blew Eddie Money backstage at Great Woods, does that count?
hahahahahha, hilarious.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Feb 28,2008 1:04pm
One time I wasn't getting enough one-on-one time with Brett Michaels so I cried on national television.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Feb 28,2008 1:04pm
i was a skanky groupie for Winger.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 28,2008 1:05pm
DYA wins.

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toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 28,2008 1:14pm
He gave me two tickets to paradise. And by "paradise," I mean "a positive hepatitis test."



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Feb 28,2008 1:19pm
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
He gave me two tickets to paradise. And by "paradise," I mean "a positive hepatitis test."
you win even more



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Feb 28,2008 1:20pm
LOL @


Got a surprise especially for you,
Something that both of us have always wanted to do.
We've waited so long, waited so long.
We've waited so long, waited so long.

I'm gonna take you on a trip so far from here,
I've got two tickets in my pocket, now baby, we're gonna disappear.
We've waited so long, waited so long.
We've waited so long, waited so long.

I've got two tickets to hepatitis,
Won't you pack your bags, we'll leave tonight,
I've got two tickets to hepatitis,
I've got two tickets to hepatitis.

oh-oh-uh-oh-uh-oh-uh-oh-uh-oh-uh-oh
oh-oh-uh-oh-uh-oh-uh-oh-uh-oh-uh-oh

I'm gonna take you on a trip so far from here,
I've got two tickets in my pocket, now baby, we're gonna disappear.
We've waited so long, waited so long.
We've waited so long, waited so long.

I've got two tickets to hepatitis,
Won't you pack your bags, we'll leave tonight,
I've got two tickets to hepatitis,
I've got two tickets to hepatitis.



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