http://www.philly.com/philly/hp/news_updat...arrested_in_rooftop_burglaries.html

they are accused of stealing your heart... or don't 51% of all gay pornos start like this?

GAY BLACK MENS ARE GONNA COME INTO YOUR HOUSE THRU UR ROOF

OH NOES!!!

Officers conducting surveillance work at an apartment complex spotted Taleon running up the building's walls and turning back flips.

"The officers said, 'We're glad we're not going after him,' " Kunkel recalled. "Lo and behold, after that, he began conducting open-air, hand-to-hand drug sales."

Police arrested Taleon for possessing about a half-ounce of crack cocaine and a loaded .25-caliber automatic handgun. While handcuffed in the back of the moving car, Taleon smashed out the rear window by head-butting it, police said. He then dove through the window and its steel frame, causing $1,800 in damage, Kunkel said.

After landing on his face, Taleon rose to his feet and, while still handcuffed, fled on foot and into a nearby pond, police said.

"He swam across like Flipper, taunting the officers saying, 'You'll never catch me,' " Kunkel said.

Indeed, they didn't. Two officers were injured while chasing Taleon. A week later, he turned himself in. But he didn't return the department's handcuffs, Kunkel said.


Holy crap - he's like Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible, only gay, and black. Well, black, at least.

SMASHED OUT A COP CAR WINDOW WITH HIS FACE.

It's gay black Jason Bourne and his gay black brother.

You seem to have researched this thoroughly.

The funny shit is that these fags hit 9th and Washington just last week. I work at 10th and Washington. Time for a new job...

They're gonna take yer jerb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHA, no use in taunting if you're just gonna turn yourself in, moron.

It's the principle of the thing.

True.

yeah i mean, technically, they didn't catch him.