i feel left out.

fuck you cav

fuckin' cavity...go get drilled bitch.

yes! that was instant. made me so happy.

by the way, your band sucks, your metalcore, and your drummer is a faggot christian.

i dont have a drummer, in fact i need one.

and which band sucks TS or HF or both and if both which one more then the other?

17 hits in 3 minutes. thats like 4 times as many hits as dour threads. hahah.

they both suck equally as bad. just listened to you on myspace, nice breakdowns and clean singing you faggoty fag of a fag.

damn yo, your cute, wanna take a ride in my hooptie?

fool, you needs to shut yo damn mowf

yallz iz corny. busta azz gump.

HOBBY ROCKERS METALCORE CSDO MARK'S

thats just mean im telling brian

quality

Fodder:

Cav is ethnically Jewish

not good enough, i belive what you meant was "cav is a goddamn jew!"

and wears a castro hat and looooooooooves looooooooves the m0sh

hahaha. i was just gonna say that last post about telling brian was sooooo not good enough.

hey man gotta play to win, though like i read in another read on this amazing forum its not about winning or losing right.

its just jokes, jokes like Cav stage diving cause youre fat you fatty fat fat fatterson mcfatty fat

wait what i mean to say is fuck your mother bitch

mmmmm im lovin it

*mcdonalds quote cus im fat *

i just had to type chapter 50 because im NLI. how perfect.

you're doing it wrong

you have to fight back

defend yourself!

oh yea, NO IM NOT FAT IM BIG BONED, and my moms a jew not me. hold on let me call my mom and tell her to post a defense in my jewish heritage not jewish beliefs honor!

thats it......Cav youre in Dour Cursiva and RTTP's lil princess

see what you made me do

oh man! hahahahah

fuck my crown is blocking the huge heath leger poster in the background (seriously) this picture would be so much better with it. hahaha.

eh back to work. sad face.

dont holla at tha roofbacon

YOU ARE NICE

I LIKE HIM AND HIM

wow rich threw down the gauntlet on this one

lol...that is by far the best picture of cav...either that or this one...

cav is ok.
his diabetes is not.

I like that you can see Stay Puft catching a BJ in the background from Mario.

i hate you brian

Brian invented AIDS.

and his first victim was SMC.
fags

I'm still working out the details of getting royalties

fucking Relapse

my feels they are the broken....cue Pantera

DC didn't want to play the show I booked because I'm so fat and ugly. :(

well yeah what would Cav eat if you two were at the same show

haha...this thread turned out amazingly...


fuck you cav!

Cav invented red velvet cake.

it would be like this
cav < ==== > rich
they would just eat each other's poop and the chain would be unbroken

listen man say whatever you want about Cav but you leave that cake outta this.

Don't judge our love.

hahaha oh man. i think i really feel like shit about myself, this thread certainly served its purpose.

Cav ima totally buy you a McRib next time i see you

wow, this thread rules.

Blue is also "big boned"

blue is not big boned, he's full of pasta sauce and cheese which now that info is out there makes him a target of death by the hungry hands of MARK FUCKING RICHARDS

fat kid = alienation = no getting laid = way too much free time = metal fan = rttp poster

do i really need to spell it out for ya brian. fuck. whats your excuse for being on this shit all day? hahaha.

I'm only on while I'm at work honky

prooooocrastination my friend

5:30...peace the fuck out

false. mark richards and i are part of the greasy italian bretheren. we do not eat our own.

you haves ass for face. yous ares the assface.

You're a poser.

ya dude why dont we meet up and settle this like real pussies!

yes i am indeed keeping this going, i just got to work 3 minutes ago...ill be here til 4. keep me entertained you douche bags!

You like to touch little boys in inappropriate places, and now you're that neighbor the kids can't play with alone. You know, that uncle that's never allowed to family reunions?

mmmmmmmmm boys

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I made the penises shorter for you.

yo cav, you and big ben doing what you said you were gonna do tonight? like you know, gay sex under the stars? if so, i'll be there. only i wont partake in such activities. i'll only be there to take out the trash and watch you two in all of your geeking glory.

um i havent talked to him yet today but chances are yes. ill prolly call him when im on lunch and try to start it up right when i get out. tripidy trip trip

by the way pires, dont text me im already over for the month, which means i have to pay 30 cents a piece for em, which blows.

yeah but thats what whores like you do though you pay for it slut now take the text and love it

sounds good. i'm out to dinner with the wife then i'll be there around 8.

taking the day off tomorrow, cav?

Pires, text him every 30 seconds.

oh yeah something thats been pissing me off Cav what kinda asshole are you to put your birthday in on your aim s/n

you son of a bitch

nah im gonna work. but that reminds me im not comin to practice friday, me and big pires are going to see hulud

do you want to have my babies?

haha, ive actually been thinkin about making a new sn for a while now, just never bored enough to do it. ive had the same one since i was about 17 when i had no originality apparently. hahaha.
unlike you w3, who has the best screen name ever invented. mad props, mad props son. i mean gramps ;)

that's cool. Murph and I will just write some unlistenable garbage.

that cuts to the bone cav, at least i know aaron and rich are still older then me

Hello

uhhhhhhhh.

hahaha. the 30 + club

explination? seriously if your not trying to start a useless arguement here, this thread is not for you. ok motherfucker?

is it me your looking for?

Hey rttp,
First off this honestly is not copypasta. I just wanted to tell you that I am actually your father. I know this will hard to accept or understand at first but I am only telling you this because I love you rttp, and I want us to be a family. You see it happened back in the early eighties when your mother was working as a hooter shooter broad in a strip club. I know she told you she went to college but she was actually a second rate whore. Anyhow I was there one night, and she kept staring at the magnificent bulge of my purple-headed, power pumper, which was trying to escape my Lee's denims. Not cause of your mom, there where actually attractive women on stage. For the sake of brevity I will cut to the chase. You mom was already tripping balls on a bad batch and I got her in the back of my wood paneled wagon. On thing lead to another and I peeled her fullback panties off which revealed a slightly musty smell which reminded me of...who am I kidding? She obviously had an infection of some nature, because I did one of those acid reflux barfs and swallowed it back down. Since her vagoo was so intolerable I decided to jackhammer her asshole for about 5 hours.

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