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returntothepit >> discuss >> So ya.....I dislocated my knee last night. by Hoser on Feb 24,2008 1:43pm
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toggletoggle post by Hoser at Feb 24,2008 1:43pm
Dr. said that it was gonna happen any time soon. I had surgery on the other one 2 years ago. This one was bound to go...

So this is what everyone at my house said that it looked like....I just remember hearing and feeling 3 loud pops and I was down for the count.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHr3qy2AFCU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbU6wNopouw&NR=1

Honestly the worst pain that I have ever felt in my entire life. But I am on Percocets....mmmmmm....percocets.



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Feb 24,2008 1:46pm
see all that hate you had towards Massachusetts came back to get you



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Feb 24,2008 1:51pm
Yer probably right dude.....it's a message from mother nature...."Jake, you're getting old dude...you're getting old."



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 24,2008 1:53pm
That shit's gross. I've had my right knee and shoulder both out, and I can't think of many things that were more painful.



toggletoggle post by DomesticTerror at Feb 24,2008 1:53pm
that sucks. my shoulder used to pop out if i raised my arm too high. easily the worst pain ever. there's nothing like trying not to vomit/piss/shit yourself at the drop of a hat. i can't imagine it on a joint that supports your entire body.

i was wondering why you hadn't posted on the nader thread yet...



toggletoggle post by pam   at Feb 24,2008 2:03pm
Ow.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Feb 24,2008 2:07pm
sorry to hear it, dude. i hope the percocets lead to more anti-MA rants.



toggletoggle post by BSV at Feb 24,2008 2:29pm
Dislocating a knee fucking sucks. I did it at a Sexcrement show almost 2 years ago, it was aweful, fucked me up for a solid month. Mark Richards even dislocated his knee WHILE WE WERE ON STAGE PLAYING. It was fucking nuts!



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Feb 24,2008 3:08pm
Ya, I can honestly say that it's the single worst pain that I have ver felt. I did feel like I had to shit, piss, and vomit immediately and I broke out in a NASTY cold sweat. Scared the shit right outta my wife. It's as big as a fuckin' basketball right now. Thankfully i had 3 big buddies there to lift my 275 lb. ass up and onto the couch. 2 of which were Marine buddies of mine from when I was in. It wasn't the 1st time that they've had to carry me.....naturally the jokes were flying around as soon as it happened. My buddy tried to give me a bottle to piss in, and I told him to fuck off, that I could make it to my own fucking bathroom. Natuarally, I wiped out on the way there and compounded the problem. Today I'm drinking Old Crow and cokes and doing all but freebasing the perc's.

I am just wondering when I'm gonna get my leg back. The last surgery took almost a year to completely heal and be painless.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 24,2008 3:12pm
oh my fucking god that first video was too much for me.



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Feb 24,2008 3:20pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
oh my fucking god that first video was too much for me.


the first video wasnt so bad but i remember the basketball player having his shit torn up.

no thanks.



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Feb 24,2008 4:53pm
It's VERY uncomfortable. When it actually happened, my buddy told me that he heard "many very loud popping noises."



toggletoggle post by thegreatspaldino   at Feb 24,2008 7:45pm
that means more WoW time



toggletoggle post by Blue  at Feb 24,2008 7:50pm
BSV said[orig][quote]
Dislocating a knee fucking sucks. I did it at a Sexcrement show almost 2 years ago, it was aweful, fucked me up for a solid month. Mark Richards even dislocated his knee WHILE WE WERE ON STAGE PLAYING. It was fucking nuts!


that was awesome. and it wasnt a stage so much as it was the space of carpet in front of the giant TV.



toggletoggle post by fuck logging in at Feb 24,2008 8:27pm
some where in the bowls of RI, Hailtotheleaf. laughs.



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Feb 24,2008 8:50pm
fuck%20logging%20in said[orig][quote]
some where in the bowls of RI, Hailtotheleaf. laughs.


Very true.



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Feb 24,2008 8:52pm
fuck%20logging%20in said[orig][quote]
some where in the bowls of RI, Hailtotheleaf. laughs.


i dont it, its been a weekend of people getting fucked up. she was skiing up in NH i think and wiped out hard on a jump she said was covered in ice.

now has bruised all over her legs.



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Feb 24,2008 8:52pm



toggletoggle post by thegreatspaldino   at Feb 24,2008 8:54pm
at first glance your statement appeared to be written by a retarded cuban midget immigrant... but upon further review, it makes sense.

MYTH BUSTED(ravioli LOLOLOLOL)



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Feb 24,2008 8:56pm
did you just call me a ravioli



toggletoggle post by thegreatspaldino   at Feb 24,2008 8:58pm
are you implying that i called you "delicious and filled with delicious cheese"?


but in all seriousness... i said "busted ravioli"... its a term used for floppy, over-abused vaginas.



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Feb 24,2008 9:07pm
saddly enough at the pressing shop i worked out we used to get glazed donuts that looked like busted up gangbanged vags.

i no longer eat donuts.



toggletoggle post by thegreatspaldino   at Feb 24,2008 9:10pm
its all about those donut sticks you get at honey dew donuts. the mocha ones are good.



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Feb 24,2008 9:17pm
naw naw the cinnamon swirls man



toggletoggle post by Jesus H. Christ at Feb 25,2008 6:16am
Pain?! You want to talk about pain. Try being nailed to a fucking cross.



toggletoggle post by thegreatspaldino   at Feb 25,2008 9:40am
YOU WANT PAIN?! AEGIS REFLECTOR!



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Feb 25,2008 11:53am
Dislocating anything sucks; not just because of the intense pain when it happens, and the even more intense pain when it is relocated, but because that joint will never be the same again. I've dislocated my right knee 4 times and the left once (at the Sexcrement show Mr. Staples is referring to). The 4th time, just before Christmas, wasn't too bad. I've gotten used to the pain so it has just become a burden as it takes a tedious amount of time for it to reach full strength again. Speaking of which, I should probably go the gym to work it out, haha.



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