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returntothepit >> discuss >> DRUNK . . . again!!!!! by Dave_Maggot on Feb 22,2008 10:18pm
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toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Feb 22,2008 10:18pm
HANDS UP THE FUDGE MUFFIN



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 22,2008 10:26pm
Cowmaximus (10:21:07 PM): hahaha I made my roomie's kid cry tonight
Cowmaximus (10:21:25 PM): I told her she was a nazi and that she killed 6 million jews



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Feb 22,2008 10:36pm
together me and rich form drunken voltron!!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 22,2008 10:38pm
sex offender's registry fails again.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 22,2008 10:39pm
She isn't hot at all dude. :(



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Feb 22,2008 10:43pm
small tits but hot body and DSL



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Feb 22,2008 11:16pm
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
Cowmaximus (10:21:07 PM): hahaha I made my roomie's kid cry tonight
Cowmaximus (10:21:25 PM): I told her she was a nazi and that she killed 6 million jews
amazing



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 22,2008 11:19pm
rizzle



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Feb 22,2008 11:23pm
ive been sober since monday, i hate you all



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Feb 22,2008 11:24pm
this movie has waaaay too much plot



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 22,2008 11:27pm
dave maggot loves 20 hogs x 5



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 22,2008 11:29pm
Roll x2 for critical hit points



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 22,2008 11:33pm
more penis.



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Feb 22,2008 11:34pm
im all about the farm love i guess



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 22,2008 11:34pm
ARRESTED



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Feb 22,2008 11:36pm
i swear, the goat told me it was 18



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 22,2008 11:37pm
penis or gtfo



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 22,2008 11:41pm
jealous again



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Feb 22,2008 11:42pm
tv party



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 22,2008 11:43pm
family man



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 22,2008 11:43pm
wasted



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 22,2008 11:43pm
drinking and driving



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 22,2008 11:44pm
annihilate this week



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 22,2008 11:45pm

oh hi, i maked a cameo in ya movie



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 22,2008 11:46pm
THE CHASE STARRING CHARLIE SHEEN OMG FTW



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 22,2008 11:46pm
depression



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 22,2008 11:47pm
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0738433/
a lot more than just the chase.



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Feb 22,2008 11:48pm
dood way to ruin the film



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 22,2008 11:48pm
stfu



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Feb 22,2008 11:49pm
i was talking to aaron, so go back to yelling at your empty bottle of jameson



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 22,2008 11:50pm
don't blame me for henry ruining 72 movies.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 22,2008 11:51pm
IT AINT EMTY



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 22,2008 11:53pm
epic fail



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 22,2008 11:53pm
[Intro: Don Gargon] - {*best guess at what he says*}
Now dis one dedicated to de man dem call MacGyver (bo!)
And all double-oh-seven James Bond man 'e from de area (gunshot, gunshot)
Maximum respect to de man dem call Ice Cube (bo! bo!)
And a bust a deuce-deuce or trey-eight bout to get WICKED!

[Verse One]
One, two, three and I come with the wicked
style and you know that I'm from, the wicked
crew, act like you knew
Cause I got everybody jumpin to the voodoo, kick it
Wicked, rhymes, picket, signs
While me and the Mob gotta trunk fulla 9's
Play ya and I'll slay ya
I got thug-made dough by the ha-ir
Ready to BUCK BUCK BUCK and it's a must
to DUCK DUCK DUCK before I bust
Lookin for the one that did it
but like En Vogue, no you're never gonna get it
Cos I'm the one with the fat mad skills
and I won't choke like the Buffalo Bills
Sittin at the pad just chillin
cause Larry Wilkins just got two million, oh what a feelin
So shake that nigga and pass me the pill
and I'll slam dunk ya like Shaquille O'Neal
Like it, dig it, maybe and watch that ass get ???
Kick it cause I get wicked

Chorus: Don Gargon (can't translate)

[Verse Two]
Won't say nuttin, just listen
Got me a plan to break Tyson outta prison
Come my way and get served
Still got a duece that'll bunny hop the curb
Nappy head, nappy chest, nappy chin
Never seen with a happy grin
Show the fat foul cause I'm down
Take a look around
and all you see is big black boots steppin
Use my steel toe as a weapon
Kick ya and flip ya, now they want to
label this nigga, tape with the sticker
Kickin out girls that's nicety
Yo, I gotta body count like Ice-T
From here to New York
I get skins and ain't talkin bout pork
Swine, pig, dick
Listen to the flow of a so-called negro
who didn't know I was funky as Wilson Pickett
Dig it cause I get wicked

Chorus: Don Gargon (can't translate)

[Verse Three]
People wanna know how come
I gotta gat and I'm lookin out the window like Malcolm
Ready to bring that noise
Kinda trigger happy like the Geto Boys
April 29th was power to the people
and we might just see a sequel
cos police got equal pay
A horse is a pig that don't fly straight
Doin Darryl Gates but is Willie Williams
down with the pilgrims
Just a super slave
We'll have to break his ass up like Super Dave
I'm wicked enough to board this
Cos now it's on to the fullest
Gorilla straight from the mist
But I don't miss when it comes to this
Bring the yellow tape
The white cape, cause I'm so straight
Thru with the picket signs, take his job and stick it
Bigot, cause I get wicked




toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Feb 22,2008 11:54pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
don't blame me for henry ruining 72 movies.


im gonna shit in your cheesestick



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 22,2008 11:56pm
keep your poop in your poopsack



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Feb 22,2008 11:57pm
someone was telling me they were trying to make a female condom that girls actually keep inside them for a month and it literally would be like a cum dumpster.

the world is a beautiful place.



toggletoggle post by Ma_Dukes  at Feb 23,2008 12:16am
W3%20nli said[orig][quote]
someone was telling me they were trying to make a female condom that girls actually keep inside them for a month and it literally would be like a cum dumpster.

the world is a beautiful place.


wow i cannot wait for this one



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 23,2008 12:17am
you feminist.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 23,2008 12:19am
I'm drinking cream+kaluha+vodka... mmm



toggletoggle post by Ma_Dukes  at Feb 23,2008 12:24am
me a feminist? come on..... i got "talked to" by my boss at my second job (a coffee shop in toga) for telling an employee (who happens to be an actual feminist) "extremely offensive" feminist jokes in front of customers. and for telling her she just needs a man to put her in her place.... apparently this isnt politcally correct



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 23,2008 12:27am
Let's make 7 babies



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Feb 23,2008 12:27am
if she gets me drunk ill show that lady a homeless man's goodtime



toggletoggle post by Ma_Dukes  at Feb 23,2008 12:30am



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 23,2008 12:31am
You broke my heart



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Feb 23,2008 12:33am
see a girl knows a goodtime when you she's told it rich, and i learned that from you.

but yet you dont use your own advice on the babes.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 23,2008 12:35am
I... what



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Feb 23,2008 12:36am
say what again



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 23,2008 12:37am
say wut now



toggletoggle post by Ma_Dukes  at Feb 23,2008 12:39am
wait huh?



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Feb 23,2008 12:40am
hey babez you got boobs for me and my friends



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 23,2008 12:40am
:(



toggletoggle post by Ma_Dukes  at Feb 23,2008 12:41am
awwwwwwwwww



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 23,2008 12:41am
I hate you now and forever



toggletoggle post by Ma_Dukes  at Feb 23,2008 12:43am
who me? i need your warmth rich



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 23,2008 12:43am
You used me and threw me away



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Feb 23,2008 12:44am
like a cumdumpster



toggletoggle post by Ma_Dukes  at Feb 23,2008 12:44am
i just need a man to put me in my place i guess, i cant help it, i dont know better, after all i am a woman



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 23,2008 12:45am
I wish you were dead a million times on fire hate



toggletoggle post by Ma_Dukes  at Feb 23,2008 12:47am
?



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Feb 23,2008 12:47am
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
I wish you were dead a million times on fire hate


thats just mean, wanna meet up at spikes and fuck up some allston kids



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 23,2008 12:48am
post by W3 nli at Feb 23,2008 12:27am

if she gets me drunk ill show that lady a homeless man's goodtime



post by Ma_Dukes at Feb 23,2008 12:30am


BEERZ WITH SMC ICON WTF I TAWT U LOFT ME FROWNZ



toggletoggle post by Ma_Dukes  at Feb 23,2008 12:50am
ummm that was for the seven babies remark



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 23,2008 12:51am
Tell me how much u <3 mi

grah!!!!



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Feb 23,2008 12:52am
ouch my pride has been trampled by the thought of hawt drunken boobsects



toggletoggle post by Ma_Dukes  at Feb 23,2008 12:52am
yes papi lol



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 23,2008 12:52am
TELL ME NOW

WTF FTW OMG BBQ LOL



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Feb 23,2008 12:53am
i want some bbq, mmm



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 23,2008 12:53am
No shit right

Whiskey is pretty fuckin sweet



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 23,2008 12:54am
I make babies like woah




toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Feb 23,2008 12:55am
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
No shit right

Whiskey is pretty fuckin sweet



bbq and whiskey + moonshine is goodtimes pawty



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 23,2008 12:56am
Lodi dodi we likes to pawty



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Feb 23,2008 12:57am
you know girls get upset when you dont tell'em youre gonna punch'em in the tit



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 23,2008 12:58am
Mirror mirror on the wall, who is da lyest of dem all?

You are you conceited bastid



toggletoggle post by ellesarusrex  at Feb 23,2008 1:00am
im still recovering from allowing you to serve me a glass of high life with captain morgans mixed it in dave.... i think maybe you have allowed me to reach a peak scumbag status.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 23,2008 1:01am
DAVE ISNT HERE RIGHT NOW



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Feb 23,2008 1:02am
this thread went crazy. i tohught the cythraul one was crazy. this is craziness



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Feb 23,2008 1:03am
ellesarusrex said[orig][quote]
i think maybe you have allowed me to reach a peak scumbag status.


please introduce me to your underaged friends and then your training will be complete



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 23,2008 1:04am
want him to make you a mix tape?



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Feb 23,2008 1:06am
my beta mix tapes are the shizzle nizzle dizzle doo



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 23,2008 1:07am
Let him go where the sun cant



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Feb 23,2008 1:08am
fly free lesbian seagull



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Feb 23,2008 1:11am
i now reveal the davinator to rttp, mix captain morgans with beer. ONE DRINK and youre drunk. or wicked fuckin DAVINATED PREPARE FOR FULL ON DAVINATION!!!



toggletoggle post by Ma_Dukes  at Feb 23,2008 1:11am



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Feb 23,2008 1:12am
hahahah, davinated. that is awesome.



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Feb 23,2008 1:14am
ha ha i get it your milk has gone bad



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 23,2008 1:14am
I like jokes



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Feb 23,2008 1:27am
ok now im going to bed



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 23,2008 1:28am
nyuck nyuck nyuck



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Feb 23,2008 1:32am
Dave_Maggot said[orig][quote]
ok now im going to bed
no, all night rttp sleepover. daveinators for all



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Feb 23,2008 10:41am
i want this drink on all menues of the bars composted plays from now on



toggletoggle post by ellesarusrex  at Feb 23,2008 6:23pm
the davinator is a brutal experience... especially when mixed with tales from the crypt. i dont have any underaged friends.. my apologizes.. but i do accept mixed tapes.



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Feb 23,2008 6:30pm
ellesarusrex said[orig][quote]
the davinator is a brutal experience... especially when mixed with tales from the crypt. i dont have any underaged friends.. my apologizes.. but i do accept mixed tapes.


tales from the crypt and mixed tapes.....what about of aged girls



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Feb 23,2008 6:59pm
the crypt keeper actually activates the alcohol in the liquid.

toss me some aged ones first!!



toggletoggle post by ellesarusrex  at Feb 24,2008 4:49pm
unfortunately for you all of my "of aged" lady friends are in relationships.. love is in the air and making me sick to my stomache.



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Feb 24,2008 4:50pm
ellesarusrex said[orig][quote]
unfortunately for you all of my "of aged" lady friends are in relationships.. love is in the air and making me sick to my stomache.


fuck love im just trying to have some fun



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Feb 24,2008 5:01pm
yeah, fuck love, i'm gonna marry the davinator. and watch american gangster by myself. cuz im an american gangster, fo shizzle



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 24,2008 5:07pm
What's a stomache?



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Feb 24,2008 5:10pm
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
What's a stomache?


i think its when you throw up in a mustache



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 24,2008 5:16pm
That's fucking wicked hot.



toggletoggle post by ellesarusrex  at Feb 26,2008 7:58pm
im not a fan of love right now.. its pointless.. i just want tattoos.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 26,2008 8:09pm
you forgot to end that with </scene>



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Feb 26,2008 8:33pm
im gonna get tattooed and pierced on march 19th. i cant wait.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 26,2008 10:54pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
you forgot to end that with </scene>


PWN3D



toggletoggle post by Dankill in Louisiana at Feb 26,2008 10:57pm
I got drunk, ate crawfish and catfish, then harassed gators.



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Feb 26,2008 10:59pm
Dankill%20in%20Louisiana said[orig][quote]
I got drunk, ate crawfish and catfish, then harassed gators.


i hate you, die.



toggletoggle post by ellesarusrex  at Feb 27,2008 9:03pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
you forgot to end that with </scene>


my side bang says it all i dont need to.



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Feb 27,2008 9:39pm
i need not make another thread, i am getting drunk. again. on the next intervention.



toggletoggle post by ellesarusrex  at Feb 27,2008 9:41pm
tomorrow night we should drink and have tales from the crypt marathon



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Feb 27,2008 9:42pm
yes, yes we should. i have like 5 seasons.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 27,2008 10:05pm
NEEDS MOAR DIX



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