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New site? Maybe some day.
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HANDS UP THE FUDGE MUFFIN |
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Cowmaximus (10:21:07 PM): hahaha I made my roomie's kid cry tonight
Cowmaximus (10:21:25 PM): I told her she was a nazi and that she killed 6 million jews |
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together me and rich form drunken voltron!! |
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sex offender's registry fails again. |
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She isn't hot at all dude. :( |
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small tits but hot body and DSL |
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Cowmaximus (10:21:07 PM): hahaha I made my roomie's kid cry tonight
Cowmaximus (10:21:25 PM): I told her she was a nazi and that she killed 6 million jews |
amazing |
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ive been sober since monday, i hate you all |
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this movie has waaaay too much plot |
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dave maggot loves 20 hogs x 5 |
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Roll x2 for critical hit points |
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im all about the farm love i guess |
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i swear, the goat told me it was 18 |
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oh hi, i maked a cameo in ya movie |
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THE CHASE STARRING CHARLIE SHEEN OMG FTW |
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dood way to ruin the film |
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i was talking to aaron, so go back to yelling at your empty bottle of jameson |
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don't blame me for henry ruining 72 movies. |
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[Intro: Don Gargon] - {*best guess at what he says*}
Now dis one dedicated to de man dem call MacGyver (bo!)
And all double-oh-seven James Bond man 'e from de area (gunshot, gunshot)
Maximum respect to de man dem call Ice Cube (bo! bo!)
And a bust a deuce-deuce or trey-eight bout to get WICKED!
[Verse One]
One, two, three and I come with the wicked
style and you know that I'm from, the wicked
crew, act like you knew
Cause I got everybody jumpin to the voodoo, kick it
Wicked, rhymes, picket, signs
While me and the Mob gotta trunk fulla 9's
Play ya and I'll slay ya
I got thug-made dough by the ha-ir
Ready to BUCK BUCK BUCK and it's a must
to DUCK DUCK DUCK before I bust
Lookin for the one that did it
but like En Vogue, no you're never gonna get it
Cos I'm the one with the fat mad skills
and I won't choke like the Buffalo Bills
Sittin at the pad just chillin
cause Larry Wilkins just got two million, oh what a feelin
So shake that nigga and pass me the pill
and I'll slam dunk ya like Shaquille O'Neal
Like it, dig it, maybe and watch that ass get ???
Kick it cause I get wicked
Chorus: Don Gargon (can't translate)
[Verse Two]
Won't say nuttin, just listen
Got me a plan to break Tyson outta prison
Come my way and get served
Still got a duece that'll bunny hop the curb
Nappy head, nappy chest, nappy chin
Never seen with a happy grin
Show the fat foul cause I'm down
Take a look around
and all you see is big black boots steppin
Use my steel toe as a weapon
Kick ya and flip ya, now they want to
label this nigga, tape with the sticker
Kickin out girls that's nicety
Yo, I gotta body count like Ice-T
From here to New York
I get skins and ain't talkin bout pork
Swine, pig, dick
Listen to the flow of a so-called negro
who didn't know I was funky as Wilson Pickett
Dig it cause I get wicked
Chorus: Don Gargon (can't translate)
[Verse Three]
People wanna know how come
I gotta gat and I'm lookin out the window like Malcolm
Ready to bring that noise
Kinda trigger happy like the Geto Boys
April 29th was power to the people
and we might just see a sequel
cos police got equal pay
A horse is a pig that don't fly straight
Doin Darryl Gates but is Willie Williams
down with the pilgrims
Just a super slave
We'll have to break his ass up like Super Dave
I'm wicked enough to board this
Cos now it's on to the fullest
Gorilla straight from the mist
But I don't miss when it comes to this
Bring the yellow tape
The white cape, cause I'm so straight
Thru with the picket signs, take his job and stick it
Bigot, cause I get wicked
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don't blame me for henry ruining 72 movies. |
im gonna shit in your cheesestick |
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keep your poop in your poopsack
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someone was telling me they were trying to make a female condom that girls actually keep inside them for a month and it literally would be like a cum dumpster.
the world is a beautiful place. |
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someone was telling me they were trying to make a female condom that girls actually keep inside them for a month and it literally would be like a cum dumpster.
the world is a beautiful place. |
wow i cannot wait for this one |
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I'm drinking cream+kaluha+vodka... mmm |
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me a feminist? come on..... i got "talked to" by my boss at my second job (a coffee shop in toga) for telling an employee (who happens to be an actual feminist) "extremely offensive" feminist jokes in front of customers. and for telling her she just needs a man to put her in her place.... apparently this isnt politcally correct |
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if she gets me drunk ill show that lady a homeless man's goodtime |
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see a girl knows a goodtime when you she's told it rich, and i learned that from you.
but yet you dont use your own advice on the babes. |
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hey babez you got boobs for me and my friends |
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I hate you now and forever |
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who me? i need your warmth rich |
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You used me and threw me away |
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i just need a man to put me in my place i guess, i cant help it, i dont know better, after all i am a woman |
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I wish you were dead a million times on fire hate |
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I wish you were dead a million times on fire hate |
thats just mean, wanna meet up at spikes and fuck up some allston kids |
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post by W3 nli at Feb 23,2008 12:27am
if she gets me drunk ill show that lady a homeless man's goodtime
post by Ma_Dukes at Feb 23,2008 12:30am
BEERZ WITH SMC ICON WTF I TAWT U LOFT ME FROWNZ |
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ummm that was for the seven babies remark |
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Tell me how much u <3 mi
grah!!!! |
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ouch my pride has been trampled by the thought of hawt drunken boobsects |
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TELL ME NOW
WTF FTW OMG BBQ LOL |
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No shit right
Whiskey is pretty fuckin sweet |
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No shit right
Whiskey is pretty fuckin sweet |
bbq and whiskey + moonshine is goodtimes pawty |
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Lodi dodi we likes to pawty |
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you know girls get upset when you dont tell'em youre gonna punch'em in the tit |
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Mirror mirror on the wall, who is da lyest of dem all?
You are you conceited bastid |
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im still recovering from allowing you to serve me a glass of high life with captain morgans mixed it in dave.... i think maybe you have allowed me to reach a peak scumbag status. |
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this thread went crazy. i tohught the cythraul one was crazy. this is craziness |
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i think maybe you have allowed me to reach a peak scumbag status. |
please introduce me to your underaged friends and then your training will be complete |
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want him to make you a mix tape? |
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my beta mix tapes are the shizzle nizzle dizzle doo |
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Let him go where the sun cant |
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i now reveal the davinator to rttp, mix captain morgans with beer. ONE DRINK and youre drunk. or wicked fuckin DAVINATED PREPARE FOR FULL ON DAVINATION!!! |
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hahahah, davinated. that is awesome. |
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ha ha i get it your milk has gone bad |
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no, all night rttp sleepover. daveinators for all |
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i want this drink on all menues of the bars composted plays from now on |
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the davinator is a brutal experience... especially when mixed with tales from the crypt. i dont have any underaged friends.. my apologizes.. but i do accept mixed tapes. |
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the davinator is a brutal experience... especially when mixed with tales from the crypt. i dont have any underaged friends.. my apologizes.. but i do accept mixed tapes. |
tales from the crypt and mixed tapes.....what about of aged girls |
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the crypt keeper actually activates the alcohol in the liquid.
toss me some aged ones first!! |
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unfortunately for you all of my "of aged" lady friends are in relationships.. love is in the air and making me sick to my stomache. |
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unfortunately for you all of my "of aged" lady friends are in relationships.. love is in the air and making me sick to my stomache. |
fuck love im just trying to have some fun |
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yeah, fuck love, i'm gonna marry the davinator. and watch american gangster by myself. cuz im an american gangster, fo shizzle |
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i think its when you throw up in a mustache |
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That's fucking wicked hot. |
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im not a fan of love right now.. its pointless.. i just want tattoos. |
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you forgot to end that with </scene> |
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im gonna get tattooed and pierced on march 19th. i cant wait. |
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you forgot to end that with </scene> |
PWN3D |
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I got drunk, ate crawfish and catfish, then harassed gators. |
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I got drunk, ate crawfish and catfish, then harassed gators. |
i hate you, die. |
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you forgot to end that with </scene> |
my side bang says it all i dont need to. |
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i need not make another thread, i am getting drunk. again. on the next intervention. |
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tomorrow night we should drink and have tales from the crypt marathon |
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yes, yes we should. i have like 5 seasons. |
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