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New site? Maybe some day.
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I'm snowbound, so I'm drinking coffee and reading charles Bukowski. How are you passing the time trapped indoors? |
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at least you can use the internet at work
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since I couldn't get to the show I wanted to go to... carina and I went out and had margaritas. Then we passed by the MJ XII show downtown, but didn't stay.
took the cats for a walk outside.
and now carina just tried to break my nose, but in a good way.
I'm going to sleep well tonight! |
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somethin smells fishy to me.
and by me, I mean you. |
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bukowki is incredible.... i drank high life and ate numerous snacks while watching nip tuck with markfuckingrichards.. |
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bukowki is incredible.... i drank high life and ate numerous snacks while watching nip tuck with markfuckingrichards.. |
you got to hang out with mark fucking richards? you lucky bastard. i wish i was hanging out with mfr, msd, and rich right now, eating dildos and pissing in each other's mouths. |
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I can't believe I never watched an episode of Nip Tuck before. It's like the creators of that show said to themselves, "What would Mark Richards want to see for an hour?" |
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They showed fried chickens? |
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oh my god! he's here now! |
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mark richards likes to look at dump trucks full of pasta |
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No I don't, Ken.
I like to EAT dump trucks full of pasta. |
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and dildos and piss and meatballs and pasta vazools and dildos again |
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And everything fucking else that is. |
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i know but that spelling seems gay and vazools is better |
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You're right. Vazools sounds like it would be a carnival of various pastas. |
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vazools would be pasta cumming in my mouth |
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mark said if i gave him a dumptruck full of fried raviolis i could piss in his asshole
true story |
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If you call ravioli a faggot one more time, I swear to Christ I'm going to masturbate all over the place. |
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You can piss in my asshole anyway, Sean.
But yeah, give me a dumptruck full of fried ravioli and I'll conceive children for the sole purpose of letting you do whatever the fuck you want to them. |
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when mark richards shoots his load, it sounds like his dick is saying " 'ey you, gettafuckoutta my dick" with the accent of an italian from jersey. |
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I am swimming in a sea of my own Italian semen right now. |
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outta my balls or i breaka you face |
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hey hey hey man
i got standards i dont want just children, they gotta be blonde haired blue eyed girls from the south shore. |
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I am swimming in a sea of my own Italian semen right now. |
it is red like marinara and smells like manhattan clam chowder |
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What if I put on a blonde wig and buy blue contacts? |
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mark when is your lady friend coming back to get me wasted again |
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What if I put on a blonde wig and buy blue contacts? |
you never looked like you were a child mark never |
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Ew, clam chowder. Whatsamattwitchoo ey? It's Alfredo sauce, gibrone! |
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I want to jack off with your tears |
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pussy reminds italians of the gabbagool |
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I want to jack off with your tears |
that made me laugh loudly |
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Italians should be banned |
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Hahahaha this thread saved my life. I owe my life to it. |
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that made me laugh even more |
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Hahahaha this thread saved my life. I owe my life to it. |
this thread made my night. it almost makes up for the snow and the other shitty parts of the night. |
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I have reclaimed my RTTP'S KING OF COMEDY crown this evening |
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i think i need to go shit a sundried tomato |
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Rich, when is your tour with Cedric the Entertainer starting? |
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does that make me a ravioli? |
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RICH HORROR/COMPOSTED/TENACIOUS D/CEDRIC THE ENTERTAINER tour you mean |
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ken was that you who was doing the thin lizzy cover band cause if so i wanna hear four songs at once |
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I get top billing on the third ring of saturn you beautiful whore |
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that was chris, our old drummer. i think he might start it back up again. |
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If that was a real tour I'd shoot myself at the end of the last show to ensure the fact that I would die a happy man. |
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RICH HORROR/COMPOSTED/TENACIOUS D/CEDRIC THE ENTERTAINER tour you mean |
can bochnagar open for that tour? |
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You should shoot yourself at tne end of every night |
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THE GRIM AUTOMILE OF FROSTBITTEN SAVINGS |
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my bochnagar side project cocknagar wants to open for bochnagar. the grim cock of toyota black anus fucking mile long cock. |
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it was going to be called cocknigger, but the label rejected that name |
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COME ON DOOOOOWN!
I'll put as many bullets in me as it takes, Rich.
Also added: MSD and MFR crews have joined forces for the xTUFFxinnest band that every was TUFF...The Breakdown Lane. |
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cocknigger wants to play a show with them |
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Its on world tour with Rotten Cock and Goblin Cock |
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KVLT KRAMER THE NECROWIZARD OF GOATDONKEYS OPENS THE FROST COVERED GATES OF BLACK DESPAIR TO GRIM AND MAGICKAL TOYOTA SAVINGS! |
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rotting cock is the greatest band ever. cock nigger is going to be a rotting cock and bochnager cover band. |
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Ken, I sent you a friend request on MySpace because I want you to cover me in ravioli. Accept or feel the rage of the Italian stallion. |
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i don't see the friend request :( |
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i have your illustration profile on my friends |
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It's there now. I was too excited and my fingers were too greasy to correctly hit the button. |
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i accepted and made you a top friend. you are a great man. |
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Thank you Kenneth. You'll be in my will. |
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I'll get on that as soon as I have more ink in my printer. |
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use that mouth of yours. get on the street corners. get out of my bools and into my car. |
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SIR YES SIR!
I have to get my ugly sleep now. HEYO! |
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Sleeping yes. If you want me to attract business on street corners I need t3h sleepz. |
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ok fine . moneys is better than no sleeps |
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that was my 13,000th post |
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Bukowski rules, what are you reading? |
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Bukowski rules, what are you reading? |
hahahahaha, a serious post. This made me laugh, because after 90 posts of "raviolis is faggots," a serious reply is like the punchline to the thread.
I was reading The captain is out to lunch and the sailors have taken over the ship. It's illustrated by Robert Crumb, which makes it ten times better. |
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Bukowski rules, what are you reading? |
hahahahaha, a serious post. This made me laugh, because after 90 posts of "raviolis is faggots," a serious reply is like the punchline to the thread.
I was reading The captain is out to lunch and the sailors have taken over the ship. It's illustrated by Robert Crumb, which makes it ten times better. |
I am a huge nerd and skipped all the other posts to talk about books. |
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i walked to the bar last night during the snowstorm. now i'm gonna do some drugs. |
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This was a great night in internet history. |
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where the hell are the goddamn b00b13z in here |
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Bugalugaloo Bugalugaloo Bugalugaloo I'm ovah heah now. |
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rich are you going to KC's tap tonight and if so can i get a ride |
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hahaha you would go bankrupt giving me gas money to Fall River to Natick and back again. |
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I moved. It was a bad idea. |
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totally for serious, goddammit. |
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I pay for it with everyday of my wretched existence. |
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I moved. It was a bad idea. |
you live in Natick or Fall River?
either way, why??? |
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I moved to Fall River in an ill-advised attempt to help out a friend. A friend I almost shoved down a flight of stairs last night. |
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so basically you eat Portuguese food and drink Narragansett all day. |
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so basically you eat Portuguese food and drink Narragansett all day. |
nothing wrong with that |
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No, I drink Jameson and masturbate all day. |
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so basically you eat Portuguese food and drink Narragansett all day. |
nothing wrong with that |
PAELLA
so good |
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Had a few beers, gettin' high
Sittin', watchin' the time go by,
Uh, huh
It ain't no big thing |
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