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returntothepit >> discuss >> what are you doing? by DaveFromTheGrave on Feb 22,2008 10:14pm
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toggletoggle post by DaveFromTheGrave  at Feb 22,2008 10:14pm
I'm snowbound, so I'm drinking coffee and reading charles Bukowski. How are you passing the time trapped indoors?



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 22,2008 10:16pm
Jameson.



toggletoggle post by narkybark   at Feb 22,2008 10:18pm
I'm at work. yay!



toggletoggle post by DaveFromTheGrave  at Feb 22,2008 10:18pm
at least you can use the internet at work



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 22,2008 10:19pm
since I couldn't get to the show I wanted to go to... carina and I went out and had margaritas. Then we passed by the MJ XII show downtown, but didn't stay.
took the cats for a walk outside.
and now carina just tried to break my nose, but in a good way.

I'm going to sleep well tonight!



toggletoggle post by DaveFromTheGrave  at Feb 22,2008 10:21pm
somethin smells fishy to me.


and by me, I mean you.



toggletoggle post by ellesarusrex  at Feb 23,2008 1:05am
bukowki is incredible.... i drank high life and ate numerous snacks while watching nip tuck with markfuckingrichards..



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Feb 23,2008 1:08am
ellesarusrex said[orig][quote]
bukowki is incredible.... i drank high life and ate numerous snacks while watching nip tuck with markfuckingrichards..
you got to hang out with mark fucking richards? you lucky bastard. i wish i was hanging out with mfr, msd, and rich right now, eating dildos and pissing in each other's mouths.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Feb 23,2008 1:10am
I can't believe I never watched an episode of Nip Tuck before. It's like the creators of that show said to themselves, "What would Mark Richards want to see for an hour?"



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 23,2008 1:10am
They showed fried chickens?



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Feb 23,2008 1:10am
oh my god! he's here now!



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Feb 23,2008 1:11am
mark richards likes to look at dump trucks full of pasta



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Feb 23,2008 1:12am
No I don't, Ken.

I like to EAT dump trucks full of pasta.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Feb 23,2008 1:13am
and dildos and piss and meatballs and pasta vazools and dildos again



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Feb 23,2008 1:14am
And everything fucking else that is.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Feb 23,2008 1:15am
Oh, and it's fagiole.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 23,2008 1:15am
omg wtf r u doin



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Feb 23,2008 1:16am
MarkFuckingRichards said[orig][quote]
Oh, and it's fagiole.
i know but that spelling seems gay and vazools is better



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Feb 23,2008 1:16am
i mean, you're a fagiole



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Feb 23,2008 1:16am
You're right. Vazools sounds like it would be a carnival of various pastas.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Feb 23,2008 1:17am
vazools would be pasta cumming in my mouth



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 23,2008 1:17am
fagioleott



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Feb 23,2008 1:18am
faggot raviolis



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 23,2008 1:18am
faggioiti ravioli



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Feb 23,2008 1:18am
mark said if i gave him a dumptruck full of fried raviolis i could piss in his asshole

true story



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Feb 23,2008 1:18am
If you call ravioli a faggot one more time, I swear to Christ I'm going to masturbate all over the place.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 23,2008 1:19am
RAVIOLIS IS FAGGITS



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Feb 23,2008 1:19am
You can piss in my asshole anyway, Sean.

But yeah, give me a dumptruck full of fried ravioli and I'll conceive children for the sole purpose of letting you do whatever the fuck you want to them.



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RAVIOLIS IS FAGGITS



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Feb 23,2008 1:20am
::cums:::LAWL



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toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 23,2008 1:20am
oops



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Feb 23,2008 1:21am
when mark richards shoots his load, it sounds like his dick is saying " 'ey you, gettafuckoutta my dick" with the accent of an italian from jersey.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Feb 23,2008 1:21am
I am swimming in a sea of my own Italian semen right now.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 23,2008 1:21am
outta my balls or i breaka you face



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Feb 23,2008 1:21am
hey hey hey man

i got standards i dont want just children, they gotta be blonde haired blue eyed girls from the south shore.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Feb 23,2008 1:22am
MarkFuckingRichards said[orig][quote]
I am swimming in a sea of my own Italian semen right now.
it is red like marinara and smells like manhattan clam chowder



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Feb 23,2008 1:23am
What if I put on a blonde wig and buy blue contacts?



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Feb 23,2008 1:23am
get outta my bools



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Feb 23,2008 1:23am
mark when is your lady friend coming back to get me wasted again



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 23,2008 1:23am
Uh oh



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Feb 23,2008 1:24am
MarkFuckingRichards said[orig][quote]
What if I put on a blonde wig and buy blue contacts?


you never looked like you were a child mark never



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Feb 23,2008 1:24am
Ew, clam chowder. Whatsamattwitchoo ey? It's Alfredo sauce, gibrone!



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Feb 23,2008 1:24am
I was born a man.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 23,2008 1:24am
Its ok to cry Mark



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 23,2008 1:25am
I want to jack off with your tears



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Feb 23,2008 1:25am
pussy reminds italians of the gabbagool



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Feb 23,2008 1:25am
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
I want to jack off with your tears
that made me laugh loudly



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 23,2008 1:26am
Italians should be banned



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RichHorror said[orig][quote]
Its ok to cry Mark


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RAVIOLIS IS FAGGITS



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Feb 23,2008 1:26am
Hahahaha this thread saved my life. I owe my life to it.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Feb 23,2008 1:26am
W3%20nli said[orig][quote]
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Its ok to cry Mark


RichHorror said[orig][quote]
RAVIOLIS IS FAGGITS
that made me laugh even more



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Feb 23,2008 1:27am
MarkFuckingRichards said[orig][quote]
Hahahaha this thread saved my life. I owe my life to it.
this thread made my night. it almost makes up for the snow and the other shitty parts of the night.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 23,2008 1:27am
I have reclaimed my RTTP'S KING OF COMEDY crown this evening



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Feb 23,2008 1:27am
i think i need to go shit a sundried tomato



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 23,2008 1:28am
I wanna buy me a hammock



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Feb 23,2008 1:28am
Rich, when is your tour with Cedric the Entertainer starting?



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Feb 23,2008 1:29am
i love you guys



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Feb 23,2008 1:29am
does that make me a ravioli?



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 23,2008 1:29am
RICH HORROR/COMPOSTED/TENACIOUS D/CEDRIC THE ENTERTAINER tour you mean



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Feb 23,2008 1:30am
ken was that you who was doing the thin lizzy cover band cause if so i wanna hear four songs at once



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 23,2008 1:30am
I get top billing on the third ring of saturn you beautiful whore



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Feb 23,2008 1:31am
that was chris, our old drummer. i think he might start it back up again.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Feb 23,2008 1:31am
If that was a real tour I'd shoot myself at the end of the last show to ensure the fact that I would die a happy man.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Feb 23,2008 1:31am
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
RICH HORROR/COMPOSTED/TENACIOUS D/CEDRIC THE ENTERTAINER tour you mean
can bochnagar open for that tour?



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 23,2008 1:31am
You should shoot yourself at tne end of every night



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 23,2008 1:32am
THE GRIM AUTOMILE OF FROSTBITTEN SAVINGS



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Feb 23,2008 1:33am
my bochnagar side project cocknagar wants to open for bochnagar. the grim cock of toyota black anus fucking mile long cock.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Feb 23,2008 1:33am
it was going to be called cocknigger, but the label rejected that name



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Feb 23,2008 1:34am
COME ON DOOOOOWN!

I'll put as many bullets in me as it takes, Rich.

Also added: MSD and MFR crews have joined forces for the xTUFFxinnest band that every was TUFF...The Breakdown Lane.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Feb 23,2008 1:34am
cocknigger wants to play a show with them



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 23,2008 1:34am
Its on world tour with Rotten Cock and Goblin Cock



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Feb 23,2008 1:36am
KVLT KRAMER THE NECROWIZARD OF GOATDONKEYS OPENS THE FROST COVERED GATES OF BLACK DESPAIR TO GRIM AND MAGICKAL TOYOTA SAVINGS!



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Feb 23,2008 1:36am
rotting cock is the greatest band ever. cock nigger is going to be a rotting cock and bochnager cover band.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Feb 23,2008 1:38am
Ken, I sent you a friend request on MySpace because I want you to cover me in ravioli. Accept or feel the rage of the Italian stallion.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Feb 23,2008 1:38am
can i do both?



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Feb 23,2008 1:39am
i don't see the friend request :(



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Feb 23,2008 1:39am
i have your illustration profile on my friends



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Feb 23,2008 1:41am
It's there now. I was too excited and my fingers were too greasy to correctly hit the button.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Feb 23,2008 1:43am
i accepted and made you a top friend. you are a great man.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Feb 23,2008 1:45am
Thank you Kenneth. You'll be in my will.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Feb 23,2008 1:49am
make me some money



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Feb 23,2008 1:49am
I'll get on that as soon as I have more ink in my printer.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Feb 23,2008 1:50am
use that mouth of yours. get on the street corners. get out of my bools and into my car.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Feb 23,2008 1:55am
SIR YES SIR!

I have to get my ugly sleep now. HEYO!



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Feb 23,2008 1:56am
no sleeping



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Feb 23,2008 1:58am
Sleeping yes. If you want me to attract business on street corners I need t3h sleepz.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Feb 23,2008 1:59am
ok fine . moneys is better than no sleeps



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Feb 23,2008 2:00am
that was my 13,000th post



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 23,2008 9:37am
HAI GUYZ



toggletoggle post by pam   at Feb 23,2008 10:16am
Bukowski rules, what are you reading?



toggletoggle post by DaveFromTheGrave  at Feb 23,2008 10:44am
pam said[orig][quote]
Bukowski rules, what are you reading?


hahahahaha, a serious post. This made me laugh, because after 90 posts of "raviolis is faggots," a serious reply is like the punchline to the thread.

I was reading The captain is out to lunch and the sailors have taken over the ship. It's illustrated by Robert Crumb, which makes it ten times better.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Feb 23,2008 11:06am
DaveFromTheGrave said[orig][quote]
pam said[orig][quote]
Bukowski rules, what are you reading?


hahahahaha, a serious post. This made me laugh, because after 90 posts of "raviolis is faggots," a serious reply is like the punchline to the thread.

I was reading The captain is out to lunch and the sailors have taken over the ship. It's illustrated by Robert Crumb, which makes it ten times better.


I am a huge nerd and skipped all the other posts to talk about books.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Feb 23,2008 12:18pm edited Feb 23,2008 12:18pm
i walked to the bar last night during the snowstorm. now i'm gonna do some drugs.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 23,2008 12:20pm
This was a great night in internet history.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Feb 23,2008 2:03pm



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Feb 23,2008 2:14pm
where the hell are the goddamn b00b13z in here



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 23,2008 2:34pm
Bugalugaloo Bugalugaloo Bugalugaloo I'm ovah heah now.



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Feb 23,2008 2:35pm
rich are you going to KC's tap tonight and if so can i get a ride



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 23,2008 2:36pm
hahaha you would go bankrupt giving me gas money to Fall River to Natick and back again.



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Feb 23,2008 2:40pm
the what now



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 23,2008 2:42pm
I moved. It was a bad idea.



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Feb 23,2008 2:43pm
totally for serious, goddammit.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 23,2008 2:45pm
I pay for it with everyday of my wretched existence.



toggletoggle post by bradmann   at Feb 23,2008 2:48pm
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
I moved. It was a bad idea.


you live in Natick or Fall River?

either way, why???



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 23,2008 2:49pm
I moved to Fall River in an ill-advised attempt to help out a friend. A friend I almost shoved down a flight of stairs last night.



toggletoggle post by bradmann   at Feb 23,2008 2:52pm
so basically you eat Portuguese food and drink Narragansett all day.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Feb 23,2008 2:52pm
bradmann said[orig][quote]
so basically you eat Portuguese food and drink Narragansett all day.
nothing wrong with that



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 23,2008 2:52pm
No, I drink Jameson and masturbate all day.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 23,2008 2:53pm
LIKE A MAN



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Feb 23,2008 2:53pm
jack the cock



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 23,2008 2:53pm
I like to jack my cock.



toggletoggle post by bradmann   at Feb 23,2008 2:57pm
dreadkill said[orig][quote]
bradmann said[orig][quote]
so basically you eat Portuguese food and drink Narragansett all day.
nothing wrong with that


PAELLA

so good



toggletoggle post by BSV at Feb 23,2008 3:47pm
Had a few beers, gettin' high
Sittin', watchin' the time go by,
Uh, huh
It ain't no big thing



toggletoggle post by ellesarusrex  at Feb 23,2008 6:19pm
wow.



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