I flagged this as news cause it will probably be in the paper today.

So I live in Middleboro, pretty much in the middle of a cranberry bog(my house and my 2 neighbors on a dirt road surround by 600-700 acres of cranberry bogs. Killer 4-wheeling!) I am in the studio working on the album and my daughter comes in and says some kids in a car through bombs at them. I said what the fuck are you talking about. Well they proceed to tell me that her and some of her friends went for a walk and as they were walking down the road, some kids were parked at one of the entrances to the bog. The Fucking stupid asses got in the car, pulled out of the spot and the shit stain in the back seat through a "bottle" at my daughter and of course because she is my daughter she flipped them off. WELL 10 SECONDS LATER THE BOTTLE EXPLODED!!
Now as it blew up, they turned their car around and did it again! My kid and her friends pretty much took off and went to a neighbors house while the idiots did it again.
OK so now I am bullshit, I go to the gun cabinet.... OK scratch that, no I didn't. I got in the car went to the neighbors house and she told me she call the cops.
Well the fire chief shows up, then a fire truck, then Middleboro PD, then the Plymouth county sheriff's dept. CSI unit shows up. Then I find out that it has been referred over to Homeland Security! I guess the fire chief is a HS officer, part of the Patriot Act says that certain fire dept. be trained by HS. After the investigation on the st. the Sgt. comes back to my house to interview my daughter and proceeds to tell us all that a kid just recently died in Dartmouth from making these things. The bottle blew up and the tin foil acted as shrapnel and cut his throat! HAHAHA. The cop did not seem so amused when I laughed though!
Well the Sgt. called me at 10:30pm to tell me that the caught the kids and that one of them was crying so bad that he couldn't get a statement out of him for and hour, that was after the kids found out they would be facing a 20 YEAR FELONY+
I guess they made these things from some soda bottles, aluminum foil and some sort of toilet cleaner. Fucking stupid asses. I guess the parents told the Sgt. to be "extra" hard on them and to scare them to death.
I can wait for these cocksnacks to see me in court and see who's daughter they fucked with. You think the cops are scary? I'd like to see the looks on their faces when 30 or 40 of my fucking hardcore crazy ass biker bro's park their bikes on their front lawn!!!
Just a tad bit pissed right now, fuck that I am bullshit pissed off right now!
Thanks for letting me vent! I am sure you all will have something funny and witty to say.

I've seen those before. it's very easy. I think itzs in the anarchist's cookbook.

I als doubt the tinfoil shrapnel story.without a link it smacks of an urban legend

The Sgt. told me that it happened just recently in Dartmouth. I see no reason for telling me this if it didn't happen. I see him saying to the kids that did it to scare the living shit out of them,but not me. He also said that it's more common out here. Some dumbasses just did it to a Carver cops' house.

wow..i'm glad your daughter is ok and looks like those jerks are getting what they deserve..man..i haven't been down to Middleboro in like 6 years! I used to live in the area

Holy shit man, that sucks. Good story though. Those fuckbag kids are in alot of shit, so at least you get something good out of it.

Glad your kid is alright. Nice restraint to let the cops handle it and not start shooting.

Restraint is something I need to work on.

Steal This Book has some pages devoted to that one.

Rob if you find the news thing or police blotter please update us!

I'm curious, did this happen in the day or night time?

I live in Middleboro too..
The town is full of idiot kids

This "bomb" is harmless. It's aluminum foil and etching fluid. It makes a big boom with no damage to person or property. Mix, shake, close cap and let the good times roll.

glad your little girls ok man.
yea good restraint on the firearm....

were those stupid shits over 18? if so those fuckers got ALOT more tears to shed .

umm did you read this thread? do you have kids? bet you dont or you would not be saying let the good times roll.
its like saying a chlorine bomb is harmless.
tell my buddy who had one pop in his hand . he was blind for a few days and has a dollar bill size scar on his leg.

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