Their names are Darby and Iggy. Best pets I could ever imagine having.

rats are like cuter, less smelly ferrets. you get male or female ones?

They're female. I just gave them boy names to fuck with their shit like in Sleepaway Camp.

the are also super intelligent

Yeah they are, it fucking rules. And they have a better living situation than me.

nice, my gf has 3 females. didnt think i was going to like them and now i love them. they rule.

Yeah everybody I've shown them too have pretty much said the same thing. I've always been a rat person (I even have a rat tail in my hair).

i had a rat tail when I was in like 6th grade. the best thing that ever happpened to me was my mom and the lady who cut my head having a fight.

careful with those rats, they can get out of just about any cage.

Miss my rat Dolemite badly. He was the shit. He had the run of the house, but he hated to be on the floor so he just went from his cage, to the back of the couch, to my desk, and back. And the cats knew better than to ever fuck with him - if anything, they knew to get the hell out of his way; if he came up behind them, and they didn't see him, he'd grab their tails in both paws like an ear of corn and just chomp the fuck down. Kitty goes up in the air, rat goes about his business. Loved that rat.

Are you gonna grill em up and make a Rat Burger? bahahahaha you see what I did there?

i want a rat so bad, i hear nothing but good things about them.

"Have you come for the feeding"

hahahaha "its gonna be a bloodbath"

Road Trip. Love Tom Green.

Yeti said:

They're frightfully smart, at times. Plus they jerk off all day and love booze, so they're easy to relate to.

hmm...now thats an animal i can relate to.

The males have funny, huge balls...