bennyhillifier


bennyhillifier


bennyhillifier


bennyhillifier


bennyhillifier

my cat can eat a whole watermelon!

I just saw "River's Edge" (or most of it) for the first time, the other night. Weird - I always wondered where those Dystopia samples came from, but I never woulda guessed it was Keanu Reeves.

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DestroyYouAlot said:

Did you watch it on IFC? I caught it the other night, it came up when I flipped on the TV and I thought the corpse was kinda cute so I kept watching. It was pretty weird, I felt like I was watching Keanu Reeves and Crispin Glover try to act like half the kids I knew in California

Dar said:

Yeah, I came around the corner (my GF had it on whilst passed out on the couch), and was like, "Whoah - nipple!"

HAHAHAHAHAHA

to that first clip.

bvmp.

Ed: Ever wonder why people wear clothes?
Rubin: Nope.
Ed: But...well, look at it this way. Man's best friend is his apparel. Now, you start to dress for success, and you will score with the babes, and make the big bucks. You gotta admit that's true!
Rubin: I don't have to admit that.
Ed: You have to admit that!
Rubin: No, I don't!
Ed: Yes, you do!
Rubin: I don't have to admit anything!
Ed: You have to admit there's hair on your head!
Rubin: No, I don't!
Ed: Yes, you do! You have to admit that!
Rubin: No, I don't!
Ed: But you have to admit your cat's dead! He's deader than a doornail! That cat is colder than a well digger's ass! Pretty hard to deny that isn't it, Mr. Smartypants? Yep. Deceased. El morto. No more Mr. Kittycat.