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returntothepit >> discuss >> How's this for a job listing... by xmikex on Jan 8,2008 2:52pm
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toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jan 8,2008 2:52pm
Found this on Newenglandfilm.org

Pirate actors wanted for year-round pirate parties and seasonal pirate walking tour. Improvisation, singing and knot-tying skills a plus. Must be at least 18 years. Hourly wage ranges from $40.00-$100.00. Call (401) 294-4922 or seamail your interest to Contact . Contact: Eleyne Austen Sharp at Cap'n Nick's Newport Pirate Walk, Phone: 401-294-4922, Website: http://www.piratewalk.com (01/02/08)




toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Jan 8,2008 2:53pm
ARRRRRRR!!!
I want in.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Jan 8,2008 2:54pm
$40 an hour to be a pirate? that's great



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jan 8,2008 3:00pm
I'm sayin. There's some scurvy looking dudes on this board that could probably make a decent chunk of change from this. Have MSD teach you some knot tying skills if he can adapt his knots to tie someone who doesn't weigh 30 lbs.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Jan 8,2008 3:19pm
I can tie a mean bowline and half-hitch. I wonder if raping/pillaging skills are a plus?



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jan 8,2008 3:20pm
hopefully they just punch anyone who shows up like Jack Sparrow.



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Jan 8,2008 3:21pm
This is in Newport? Hmm...



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Jan 8,2008 3:22pm
Yeti said:
hopefully they just rape anyone who shows up like Jack Sparrow.


*fixed



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 8,2008 10:59pm
shit i do that for free! well also i rob people. but that just part of being a pirate.



toggletoggle post by yummy at Jan 8,2008 11:09pm
Holy shit! RI huh?



toggletoggle post by i_am_lazy at Jan 9,2008 8:46am
Too bad it's not closer. Damn.



Not to mention I can't tie knots for shit.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jan 9,2008 9:07am



toggletoggle post by DrewBlood@Work at Jan 9,2008 9:36am
$40-$100? I wish I could pull off a convincing pirate, too bad they don't have lanky scotsman tours.



toggletoggle post by DaveFromTheGrave  at Jan 9,2008 10:04am
DestroyYouAlot said:

never gets old



toggletoggle post by sxealex   at Jan 9,2008 11:19am
I won't apply... but if someone does apply gimme the address and date of your first gig so I can show up and say " Arrr, gimme your wallet" Then when the chuckle and give it to me I can just leave.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jan 9,2008 12:20pm
DaveFromTheGrave said:
never gets old


SRSLY. I mean, just look at his expression! That's fucking intense. As is his mullet. I would so have answered this ad; no matter what happened when you showed up at whatever field behind a Costco he told you to meet him at, you know you'd be getting free drinks for years with the story.




toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jan 9,2008 12:43pm
DaveFromTheGrave said:
DestroyYouAlot said:

never gets old


Anybody remember that Upright Citizens Brigade skit where some guy said he had a time machine, and he kept convincing dudes to get in it with him, and then they'd get raped?



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