Pirate actors wanted for year-round pirate parties and seasonal pirate walking tour. Improvisation, singing and knot-tying skills a plus. Must be at least 18 years. Hourly wage ranges from $40.00-$100.00. Call (401) 294-4922 or seamail your interest to Contact . Contact: Eleyne Austen Sharp at Cap'n Nick's Newport Pirate Walk, Phone: 401-294-4922, Website: http://www.piratewalk.com (01/02/08)
I'm sayin. There's some scurvy looking dudes on this board that could probably make a decent chunk of change from this. Have MSD teach you some knot tying skills if he can adapt his knots to tie someone who doesn't weigh 30 lbs.
I won't apply... but if someone does apply gimme the address and date of your first gig so I can show up and say " Arrr, gimme your wallet" Then when the chuckle and give it to me I can just leave.
SRSLY. I mean, just look at his expression! That's fucking intense. As is his mullet. I would so have answered this ad; no matter what happened when you showed up at whatever field behind a Costco he told you to meet him at, you know you'd be getting free drinks for years with the story.
Anybody remember that Upright Citizens Brigade skit where some guy said he had a time machine, and he kept convincing dudes to get in it with him, and then they'd get raped?