And I walk out into the road in front of white people's cars, because that's gonna make up for racial inequalities

the cab number i always see is 666-6666.

bwahahahahaha

I thought this was a serious post for a second. I was gonna say "Move."

hey i might go to the webster to see exodus and this new retro thrash band warbringer. i'm gonna have to jump on cars when crossing the road.

i remember back in the hey day of thrash I use to go to this place called The Agora Ballroom West Hartford where I saw a many thrash bands (Metallica in 86, Megadeth '86, Slayer '87, and so on) and even back in those days the "locals" around there shouted at us to "hey cracks, get out of our hood and get your stupid heavy metal out too!" they threw rocks at us. inequalities...

that entire area needs to be nuked.

saturday night, there was a record release party taking place at the webster underground, and a hip-hop show simultaneously happening on the main stage. At some point during the night, they stopped letting people go out side to smoke cigarettes because apparently somebody had brought a gun to the main stage event, and was standing around outside waiting to shoot someone when they came out.

I have definitely almost been shanked outside the webster

I've been down there twice in the past and that has got to be the worst neighborhood in Hartford, if not all of CT. I had a black guy come from across the street for no reason and try to start a fight with me and my friends until they noticed a cop staring right at them with his hand on his gun.

it was probably the same guy. me and my friends were waiting outside until they opened the doors so we could load our equipment inside, then from across the street a guy comes up to us and basically tried to get us to start a fight with him. so we just ignored him until he left, but then he starts yelling at us from the next block down. definitely a terrible neighborhood.

When I finally have my "Falling Down" moment (blessed is he who comes in the name of Michael Douglas), I should hope it is in the vicinity of this neighborHOOD or one like it. A hard rain's gonna fall, indeed.

welcome to the webster theater...outside!

People with earlobes like that should bleed from the head constantly.

AUTOPSY_666 said:

though I think piercings and tattoos are lame in general, go ask more random girls at bars to pose in photos with you.

AUTOPSY_666 said:

So should people who flaunt their gay distros every other post.

Lamp said:

hahaha. At least his "gay" distro will never be as gay as the deep throater you've made yourself out to be here.

I like...powerviolence, crossover thrash...straight edge stuff so I can wave it in the faces of knownothings who say "all good music was inspired by drugs".

When you feel the need to start sub-sub-categorizing your preferable genre of hardcore and/or metal then you, my unfortunate friend, are gay.


I like post era-grind and thrash that only tunes to B and plays 260+bpm encompassing only 70% fast parts, 20% ultra blast, and 10% upbeat-fist-slammin'-punkish-type-esque-double kick parts. I must be a fuckin' fag 'cause what most people like I think sucks.

Oh right, I forgot copying and pasting song lyrics that I find amusing makes me gay when the subject is anti-homophobia. Not to mention taking interest in the music I listen to also makes me gay because only fags feel passionately about the things they do. Get fucked.

hahahahahaa. Get your panties in a twist why don't ya....

Oh, so are you gonna pull a Hoser and claim that you were "just joking" and that you "have a friend who you call gay all the time"?

hhahahhahhahahaha. Fag.

Slavonicidentity and I arrived a little early for last February's Belphegor show, and while we were waiting for the doors to open, we were accosted by some negro panhandling for money. This guy, though, took the proverbial cake as far as beggars go. His pitch went something like this:

He approached us and said "You folks look like you must be musicians." Before we could reply, he continued with "Well ah am something of a musician mahself."

and then he started playing air guitar, and he was switching to air bass and air drums and playing out an entire song for us, singing and acting out the instrument-playing motions for a couple minutes. You really had to be there to realize how ridiculous and bizarre the situation was.

After a minute of laughing, Adam and I walked away, while my friend Egor stood there and continued to feign interest, bobbing his head in time to the music. This was much, much funnier than I'm making it sound. Eventually the musical negro asked Egor for some money, which Egor had none of. The end.

oh, and it was whitey's fault that he didn't have any money.

killogy said:

well that's what you get for being white. damn honkey.

Hung_to_Bleed said:
Lamp said:
Hung_to_Bleed said:
Lamp said:

Get a room, you two.

yeah i've had many a frightening walks from the venue to my car at this place. i've had like 15 different gang signs thrown up at me.

dftg said:

Hahaha, that was a great time!