That is incredible.

so when jesus is poundin away he knows how much you love him.

just a warning, since there is so much purple and deep reds in that 'muscle sleeve'. after 15-20 years its going to be a giant brown blob on your arm... but none the less its kinda badass

diarrhea_blumpkin said:

TROOFED.

cheaper solution than paying for such an expensive tattoo: cut your skin off! it'll not only look more realistic, it will be more realistic.

looks like that guy from pbs when I was a kid who would wear the inside out body suit

That's badass looking.

man, don't ever ask anyone's opinion on a tattoo. if you want it, get it, fuck what anyone says.

Yeti said:

that's just it, the kid tries too hard to fit in.

i kinda want a tattoo like that... except no color and only half way up then it will kinda melt into circuitry up to the shoulders and gear like machines up to the hands. it would look more like a medical diagram with labels as well.

also thats kinda intense for a first tattoo id think

sxealex said:

cool, you would have a tattoo that a billion other people already got.

might as well get a sick tribal!

that thing will probably take three too five sessions since its so large and a lot of artists don't want you to sit down for more than a few hours at a time.
its gonna cost thousands for that thing.
i believe aaron's tattoo will cost him 2000 or more.

and yeah thats a cool tattoo but there are many people out there who don't agree with what you may want and yeah just get it because of you not because of someone else.

I want some wikked sic ink of a fuckin centaur chick with huge tits riding a dragon and playing a B.C. Rich warlock and making out with a reverse mermaid chick's pussy in the bed of a lifted F-150, and the border around that sic scene will be a fuckin sic tribal guy.

poser 4 life said:

pix or it didnt happen

BobNOMAAMRooney nli said:

why f-150? you cant even plow on those things.

BobNOMAAMRooney nli said:

Win.

The more ultimate meathead tattoos I dream up the more I actually want to get one just to have something I can laugh at whenever I'm feeling down.

BobNOMAAMRooney nli said:

That's so going on my van.

Oh please, like I would really get that tattoo. I didn't name this thread saying I wanted that as a tattoo, just more of an off-hand remark. Dammit, you people take everything so literally. Pull the dildos out of your asses. I am not a poser, nor have I ever been or ever will be.

My first tattoo is going to be the Red Sox 'B' on the back of my right calf, just so you know.

first tattoo for you? how about the words "I'm gay" right across your forehead. fag.

largefreakatzero said:

yeah, that's the ultimate right there. I want that covering my entire back, right under my mullet.

ConquerTheBaphoment NLI said:

Yeah...that's almost as bad as getting a band logo as a tatoo...

All the meatwads I see in NH have a red sox b on their arm or shoulders.

I went to school with this retard who got a football on the back of his calf. No text, nothing else, just a big'ol football. And - you're not going to believe this, it's such a coincidence - he was ON THE FOOTBALL TEAM! I mean, is it a crazy world, or what?!?

BobNOMAAMRooney nli said:

absolutely beautiful

ConquerTheBaphoment NLI said:

bad idea

DestroyYouAlot said:

i knew a guy in high school who got a nike swoosh tattooed on his leg.

also, my friend had a college roommate with a flaming baseball tattoo. it wasn't even his worst tattoo. he also had insane clown posse tattoos.

ConquerTheBaphoment NLI said:

you people? what's that supposed to mean? where's NIGGER, the jesse jackson of this board, when we need him?

I'm gonna get the ICP clown make up tatooed on my whole face, just you wait.

ConquerTheBaphoment NLI said:

you also think you're a promoter like 90% of people who book shows, you'll always be a poser and a follower.

My friend has some pretty bad fucking tattoos.
-His sons name
-A big gay cartoon looking orange crucafix with baby blue and yellow clouds behind it
-Red Sox
-Patriots
-Some irish shamrock crap
-Superman
-Scarface
-The GodFather

I'm sure he has other horrible ones.

DaveFromTheGrave said:

Hahahahah, I spit a little on my shirt reading that.

Go get your Red Sox B, you will be totally cool for it. Thanx for keeping us updated on your first tatoo.

Y_Ddraig_Goch said:

I say it's worse than getting a band logo as a tattoo! If you're a fan, whatever, but ever since they won that fucking World Series in '04, everyone and their brother's been jumping on the Red Sox bandwagon - almost every motherfucker I see is wearing something Red Sox; its just a fad now. If you get a Red Sox tattoo, you're just letting everyone know you're trendy, regardless of whether or not you were a fan before they won the Series.


One tattoo design I think is fucking gay is the one of a cross, with praying hands and a rosary with the name of some dumb asshole who died. You usually see this on wiggers who are trying to go for the "Bad ass with a spiritual side" look. Doesn't fool me.

no tattoo could ever top this famous one that we see on rttp from time to time:

I'm looking at eventually getting a swastika of assault weapons and one of those illuminati all seeing eyes on my chest, the black rider from Storm of the Lights bane on one of my arms... and then depending on if tattoos continue to become more accepted and get to the point where they won't hold you back I'd definitely do an ankh on the back of one hand and a rune on the other... of course for that i need moneys.... /sigh

Ryan_M said:

I notice the bandwagonery as well and I have been a fan since 2000-2001.

ConquerTheBaphomet said:


Woah, now thats old-school! You deserve that gay tatoo Dave was talking about.

Totally getting a tattoo of a butt... with a butt-shaped tattoo on it... on my butt.

I wanna get a tattoo of my face on my face... only bigger.

big dumb face

its the burning blood red head on fire
as laser beams shoot from the eyes of the choir
it doesn't need a body cause it flies through the air
its a blood red head and it doesn't care

I think I'm gonna get Space Ghost on my dilsnick.

I'm gonna go get a bunch of white power tats and get arrested in Brockton. Good idea, right?

I see all the fucking rediculous tattoos people get, and its so trendy and hip to get tattoos nowadays; its quite rare to see someone without some tattoo of a corporate logo or lame tribal or gay tribute to a dead cunt who killed herself....makes me glad I never got one.

everyone has tattoos now, posers. virgin skin is the way to be different nowadays.

I've tried as hard as I can to figure it out but I've seriously never understood body modification.

"People make fun of me all the time for being different. I think what I should do now is get a giant picture inked on my skin so those same people will have something else to point and laugh at and I can prove further how ignorant and stupid they are, just like when they make fun of the quarter-sized holes in my ears."

ConquerTheBaphomet said:

i started liking the red sox in 1985. i was 5 years old. roger clemens was like jesus to me then, but like jesus, he is just a sham.

Lamp said:

Have you considered the remote possibility that some folks might not be doing it for a reaction?

Have you considered the remote possibility that I don't buy into other peoples reasons for what they do, ever?

DestroyYouAlot said:

i'm with you. i think most people get tattoos because they like them, not because they are trying to be different or get a rise out of people.

Lamp said:

No. Wait, hold on...

*considers*

Ok, yes. What do I do, next?

Well, then there you go.

Seriously though, everyone must be projecting some sort of imagine, tattooed or not. I assume people with ink want to project an image of their interests to other people and possibly strike up a conversation or something. I don't have any ink because I want to project an image of myself to people that says "Leave me the fuck alone, now."

which in turn makes you project the image of a pompous dick.

Okay, so what's your point?

that was my point.

yeah i got mine where noone could see it, same with piercings i have b/c i do it for me and noone else, just b/c you get tattoos doesn't mean you are someone who needs attention. Obvioulsy some ppl do that but not everyone

Lamp said:

This is awesome.

Lamp said:

Is playing music subject to the same rules?

Of course it is. Everything has some image tag hooked onto it whether I like it or not, unfortunately.

Thats also a pretty big tattoo for your first, id try something small first. Get a feel for it.

I'm not really getting that tattoo. This thread has nothing to do with me getting that specific. It was just a way for me to name this thread.

Holy crap, yet another thing I completely forgot all about surfaces to mind with the wonder of the Internet...

get a nucluar intercontinental ballistic missle on your cock........... or balls on your chin

or a golf ball on your ass cheek for a hole in one!

DestroyYouAlot said:

Everything we do is for a reaction... Whether its your own, someting's or someone else's.

I would find it very hard to think of something we do for no reaction.

I think I know who'll be taking the "Most Abused Poster" award in this years RTTPy's.

Lamp said:

This isn't true for everyone who has ink. I do believe that there are people out there that do follow this motto, esp. people with tribal or a big ol' tramp stamp. Everyone of my tattoos have very personal meanings, they are all memorials to close friends and relatives who have passed away. I did not get these tattoos so i can be the center of attention or be different or project some sort of 'imagine'.