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returntothepit >> discuss >> How many five year olds could you take in a Fight? by the_reverend on Dec 20,2007 3:03am
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toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 20,2007 3:03am
http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

You could take on 25 five year old kids in a fight.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Dec 20,2007 3:24am
You could take on 29 five year old kids in a fight.



toggletoggle post by y_ddraig_goch  at Dec 20,2007 3:28am
31 suckas!

mostly due to not having morals in a fight



toggletoggle post by sxealex   at Dec 20,2007 3:39am
29 aswell... i have thought about that little kid as weapon thing many times.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 20,2007 3:49am
I don't get that... I typed in the worst things I could and I only got 25?



toggletoggle post by Spaldino in MICHIGAN at Dec 20,2007 3:50am
38... but im sure i could own way more than that.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Dec 20,2007 6:38am
You could take on 34 five year old kids in a fight.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Dec 20,2007 6:39am
the_reverend said:
I don't get that... I typed in the worst things I could and I only got 25?


It already knows your answer, question are just to get rid of the creep factor.



toggletoggle post by Fuck_Logging_In_NLI at Dec 20,2007 6:43am
only 19...I'm a pussy



toggletoggle post by sinistas   at Dec 20,2007 7:44am
28...Probably because I'm fat.



toggletoggle post by Mess at Dec 20,2007 7:53am
34 but i'm fat too



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 20,2007 8:04am
but you get 9 bonus for your love of der Führer.



toggletoggle post by Mess at Dec 20,2007 8:11am
cigg inhail *cough*



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 20,2007 8:16am
34 bring em on.



toggletoggle post by theaccurseddrummer  at Dec 20,2007 8:24am
28, but I think morality fucked me on this one.



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Dec 20,2007 10:13am
I'm a lover not a fighter, I'll take 32



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Dec 20,2007 10:22am
36. This site is brilliant. I hate 5 year olds.



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Dec 20,2007 10:24am
dammit...only 23...I am twiggy...but i have a great reach



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Dec 20,2007 10:29am
30, mothafucka - that's like, an entire kindergarten class. O'DOYLE RULES!!!



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 20,2007 10:32am
i am shocked to see that MSD has not chimed in.



toggletoggle post by Ma_Dukes  at Dec 20,2007 10:51am
29 hhahaha



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Dec 20,2007 11:04am
Yeti said:
i am shocked to see that MSD has not chimed in.


I doesn't say "How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take in a Van?".



toggletoggle post by kellynli at Dec 20,2007 11:15am
the fact I can take on 26 5 year olds makes me question my ability as a parent



toggletoggle post by Ma_Dukes  at Dec 20,2007 11:17am
kellynli said:
the fact I can take on 26 5 year olds makes me question my ability as a parent


it makes me secure in my child rearing abilities hahaha



toggletoggle post by Hoser_NLI at Dec 20,2007 11:23am
30....I could bust up 30 of the pukes.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Dec 20,2007 11:51am
I think my lack of formal martial arts training is what kept me at 30. I don't know exactly which martial art prepares you to fight five year olds, but it doesn't really seem worth the effort to me.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Dec 20,2007 12:04pm
why is the f in fight capitalized? are you talking about how many 5 year olds could i bang if i was a member of rob halfod's band Fight?



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Dec 20,2007 12:17pm
dreadkill said:
why is the f in fight capitalized? are you talking about how many 5 year olds could i bang if i was a member of rob halfod's band Fight?


No matter how you answer the questions, the answer is infinity.



toggletoggle post by Pires at Dec 20,2007 2:05pm

You could take on 34 five year old kids in a fight.

Sweet!!!

So when does this superfight happen!?!?



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Dec 20,2007 2:32pm
Pires said:

You could take on 34 five year old kids in a fight.

Sweet!!!

So when does this superfight happen!?!?




3pm by the flagpole bitch. Be there or I will take your power rangers.




toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 20,2007 3:02pm



toggletoggle post by pam   at Dec 20,2007 3:07pm
29



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 20,2007 3:17pm
people underestimate the power of a 5 year old. those little fuckers could do some damage.



toggletoggle post by xanonymousx at Dec 20,2007 3:38pm
14



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at Dec 20,2007 5:11pm
31.


I could take 31 five year olds in a fight.. which isn't that impressive because in the same amount of time I could have sex with 73 children.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Dec 20,2007 5:49pm
I could take 31 Niccolais.



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Dec 20,2007 5:51pm
27



toggletoggle post by NippleViolater   at Dec 20,2007 6:08pm
I could take out 25...the survey said nothing about race though. The darker, the meaner I always say.



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at Dec 20,2007 8:35pm
pam said:
I could take 31 Niccolais out for a delicious frozen lobster.


That's very kind of you Pam but please stop trying to buy me lobster, it's making my husban Ackbar VERY angry.



toggletoggle post by narkybark   at Dec 20,2007 9:04pm
I only got 21. Apparently I'm a wuss.

I got a 92% A- score on the eigth grade science test, and my dead body is worth $4775.

I love useless quizzes.




toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at Dec 20,2007 9:14pm
My body was only worth 3600.

I'm fucking worthless.



toggletoggle post by fleshfries at Dec 20,2007 9:23pm
You could take on 26 five year old kids in a fight.



toggletoggle post by demondave at Dec 20,2007 10:10pm


33 - I think it would be better if I wasn't considered "Slim"



toggletoggle post by DreamingInExile   at Dec 21,2007 12:03am
31, ah the benefits of having great balance and a long reach



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