I'd like to try out for vocals. The girl I have a crush on just got asked out by the most popular guy in school and she said yes. I'll never get a girlfriend; I'm so miserable I want to die. I've already written over 100 poems about my heartbreak. I buy all my clothes at Hot Topic and my sister's a goth so I have plenty of access to black makeup/nail polish.
are you sure that wasn't just Female Trouble, and they took themselves far too seriously? :]
No, Markus from Deathamphetamine/Panzerbastard had a hilarious mock-emo band called She Cries When it Rains. Female Trouble is a real band (way more pop punk than emo, IMO) and they have the guitarist from Aggroculture/Razormaze.