My long-awaited 21st birthday is this Wednesday, Nov. 28th!

Did I wait longer than anyone else? Of course not. It sure as shit has seemed like it, though. AI'm the very very last of all the people I know/hang out with regularly to turn 21 and have felt like a burden, but NOW!

I fully demand/expect/demand booze to be thrown at me by each of you if/when I see you at shows.

you should play an Abhorred set with slayer, acid bath and disrupt covers

i saw something on the Middle East's site about Holy Fuck playing there right around my bday, but it said they're from Canada, and you, sir, are not in Canada...

Nov. 28, 2002 I quit cigarettes.

nope, not at all...however when i go to italy in may i will be telling people i am.

holy fuck from virginia beach will be playing OB's Jan 2nd and the Jeepshop in pvd Jan 3rd. come get your drink on

AUTOPSY_666 said:

You should buy me a pack or 2 to commemorate the occassion.

w3 nli said:

And the 3rd is my new band with Mike Hirudinea AND Dissector, Ben. It'll be like a dickhead class reunion.

is that what Rampant Decay is? Choppin Block, class of 03.

We should all go shit on the tables at The Mission Bar and Grill (a.k.a. ex- Choppin Block), and then make 'em let us into the alley. That will be my birthday party.

Indeed it is.

boom, and there it is.

nice! now you can finally have your first drink!
liver damage here you come.

It's just as good when your friends turn 21. You give them money, they buy you stuff from the store. Not like I give a fuck about drinking at shows though(or much at all really).

killer, I'll buy you a celebratory beer when I have the chance.

It is convenient that nearly everyone I know can go to the liquor store for me if needed, but being able to go on my own and not being the only person holding people back from the going to the bar will be a wonderful thing.

its all down hill from 21.

Word. Happy birf day. If I see you I'll get you some booze.

YOU'LL HAVE A JENKEM ON ME BROTHA!

NIGGER will buy you a bottle of hypnotic.

ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT JENKE, LIKE, WHEN PEOPLE SHIT IN A JAR AND LEAVE IT IN THE SUN WITH A BALLOON OVER IT AND THEN HUFF THE BALLOON? I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT THIS THE OTHER DAY. A NEW LOW IN GETTING FUCKED UP HAS BEEN REACHED.

I DEMAND CRISTAL

i turned 21 recently as well and i've been wondering, besides o'brien's what other places host 21+ metal?? i have missed out on a lot of badass shit while underage (assholeparade, black cobra, taste of silver, numerous abnormality shows) and i want to take full advantage now.

and get drunk of course.

Asshole Parade played the Elks a shitload.

its going be fucking great to know someone 21+ who has there license, so i therefore can end my 8 year streak of being DD for all the pussy and dipshits who dont know how to drive...

and ill give you a vacuum bag fetish porn video when i see ya, most likely tonite

JENKEM IS AWESOME
I CAN TALK TO MY DEAD RELATIVES
(ON MY MOTHER'S SIDE)

BLACK POWER!

RichHorror said:

really?? i only remember them hitting OBs. guess i missed that...

Yeah, I think at least twice. They covered Citizen's Arrest. It ruled.

about fucking time Ben, also Eric has been trying to get in touch with you. Give him a ring sometime.

I will defenitly be buying you drinks at the watchmaker show.

NIGGER said:

infoterror confirmed
notice the jewism

You going to Watchmaker next week, Kadooger?

It depresses me that I am almost 13 years older than this d00d.

I was 16 listening to Reign In Blood the year he was born.

ChrisFuck - I am afraid of telephones. I will accept your drinkage.

Mikey - I will indeed be at the Watchmaker show on the 4th. Get me shithoused.

Everyone - hahaha you're all old. It's kinda sad to think that maybe 1/1,000,000,000th of the music I like came out after I was born, though. So actually, I take back the laughter. I wish I coulda been around when good albums were still being made consistently...

KillerKadoogan said:

There's a shot of Jager with your name on it.

Excellent.

I'm extra pumped now because I just realized I don't have to pay 40 fucking dollars to renew my license. I can wait til '09, 'cause I didn't get my license til I was 18.

Also, the first time I get to LEGALLY drink at a show will be Watchmaker's last in Mass. The first time I drank at a show was when they played with Sabbat at the Middle East, and the door guy gave me a wristband for some reason, even though he looked at my ID. Good times.

Wait, no, they served me in Philly when I was like 17. I still look I'm 12 now, so I must've looked like a fetus at that point. Oh well.

menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:


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HAPPY BIRTHDAY LIL' BEN, I guess I can't call you lil' ben anymore. you're all grown up. there will be many jager shots with all our names on them. it's WAFFLE TIME!!!

Eric said:

BACON DOUBLE BRAUNSWAFFLE!!!

So Hayburger and Bacon Double Braunswaffle were headed down to the bar to fire up the grill and also see some boston brutal hardcore. When they got there they saw how much it was and said FUUUUUUUUUCK DAT. It was probably a trap anyway. They went to another bar instead and Slider started downing PBR out of a frozen boot and getting puppy-droppin' drunk. He quickly reached for his phone and let the phantom out. A few calls were made to the Candian prime minister who was probably wearing a nice Canadian tuxedo because he's a fucking Cannuck. Soon after, Pinky Pinkerton III and Gonzo showed up to get pancaked. The Rhino came out that night and everybody was red-chair fucked up. There were haybabies everywhere and people were racing up the Rocky steps. Finially, Alcoholacausto burst into the room and started singing: "Drinking and fucking and crashing my car! Creedence and Steak Tips, I can't pronounce R's. Hayburger, Hayburger, can't catch a break. Hayburger hey, potatos and steak!"

Thankya sirs. I've been meaning to call the Braunswaffle and Hayburger and HeidenHamSammich for a while now.

I AM NO LONGER LIL BEN!
I SHALL BE RELEASED!

Mikey, greatest story ever, even though I only understand like 1/8 of it.

See you fuckers soon.

too funny mikey. clearly for people on the inside.

KillerKadoogan said:

If you are sober enough to remember I will tell you the other 7/8th. You are entitled since you are a member of Noosehorred.

menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:

one of the funniest things ive read in a long fucking time. we are fucking nerds....

you better have a hangover today BIG BEN!!!

I have a feeling we're going to have a dozen new inside jokes by Wednesday afternoon.

Indeed I do have a hangover. Big tittied bartender convinced me to do a "Screaming Nazi". Tequila, Jager, and Tabasco. I think that was the one that put me over the edge. Good times. Gotta warm up my liver for the 4th.

this was after ben destroyed the pinata with a baseball bat, and sat on the bathroom floor shitfaced going through the toys and booze that fell out of it

NERDS
TRY JENKEM INSTEAD
INVENTED IN AFRICA
LIKE ALL GOODS THINGS

BLACK POWER

That picture looks like something terribly wrong is about to happen.

But the gun to your head and pull the trigger, rest in peace, you pussy-ass CHICKEN FINGER.

haha I remember the chicken finger.

here's where I'm lost:

-boston brutal hardcore
-Slider
-Candian prime minister /Canadian tuxedo because he's a fucking Cannuck.
-Pinky Pinkerton III and Gonzo
-the Rhino came out that night

There were more but they were explained the other night, i.e. red chair fucked up, frozen boots, and el Alcoholocausto.

Alcoholocausto is pretty much my favorite thing ever. Next to the Hayburger song.

El Alcoholocausto was out in full force at the Watchmaker show. I wish he brought a cape. I'm glad he passed on the spandex though.

I feel that wouldn't be accepted in certain circles. LIKE THE EARTH.

Mark Richards declared that Alcoholocausto's arch nemesis is Evil Dr. Sobrietro.

KillerKadoogan said:

I'll gladly inform you, but I cannot do it here. They would take me fishin'. And I know you know what that one means.

KillerKadoogan said:

i always thought a screaming nazi was rumpleminze and jagermeister. or maybe it was rumple and goldschlager. either way, it is all german alcohol, def not fucking tequila.

here it is:

http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink1814.html

Mikey - I understand completely.

Jimtom - My friend said it should have been called a Nazi Taco, which makes more sense, but the bartender kept arguing it, and she had huge tits, so I agreed with her. Good call though.