the whizz hard of oz (hint: pee doesn't have the same affect on the witch as water)
jack and the whizz hard of oz. (gay porn)

say anything.... about anal

I thought those up while in traffic.

i know that doesnt fit the criteria but i thought id share

A while back I came up with: "Don't tell Mom the Babysitter Gives Head"

I'm thinking of making it an album name for the next split featuring BDUSSY.

I wanted to make a revolutionary war themed porn called:

One if By Land, Two if By Anal

You can't have this thread without Steven Spielberg's important contributions to the genre: Shaving Ryan's Privates and Shindler's Fist.

I thought those were real ones.

Well, SOMEBODY had to make them up.

i have a better idea... u make the theme... everyone photoshops pix

Scissor Me Timbers!

Hangin' Muffs: The New Kids and their Old Ladies

The Passion of the Dykes

The Ass Temptation of Dykes

Have Cum, Will Travel

Nuns with Buns 46: Rulers Ain't Just for Slappin' Knuckles Anymore!

Veggie Tail 2.5: Now with More Paraplegics!

Who Came On Your Habit? (aka Nuns with Buns 47, an live action/animated mystery!)

Meet the Parents' Anuses

Biker Boyz

The Fat and the Furriest

3,000 Miles of Waistband (fat porn, get it?)

I demand someone go out and make all of these right now, and pay me royalties.

28 cocks later

punk potenza said:

hahaha nice

KillerKadoogan said:

that wins.
especially cause you can have a #2

the_reverend said:

Heh. "Number two."

The Poonies
Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon
Robocock
Star Whores: A New Hole
Ernest Fucked Stupid

Passion of the Ass

Ernest Does Anal

The Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood's Gaping Cunts

the funniest thing is I told carina that girls couldn't come up with porno titles cause they lacked subtlety. All a girl could come up with would be something like "I'm pregnant"

now she's trying to come up with some that are ok.

it's funny cause she comes up with one that is so-so and then laughs to herself. but then gets stone cold serious and says "wait, but that was a good movie"

wow.. most of them don't make any sense.

"when harry wet sally"
"harry potter and the sorcerer's bone"
"backend to the future"

she's looking at a list of movies.

Grid Iron Gang Bang

sorest hump

American gangbang

30 days of night sticks up your ass

Dont be a menace to south central while taking an ass rape in the hood

Dangerous mindfuck

Boi's in da hood (gay)

Ace ventura -ass inspector

Ace ventura- when nature calls, suck my balls

Another queen movie - (trans gender)

The mist (facial porn)

House of 1000 assholes

hallo queen

the devils rejects - sluts with no self esteem

We have a winner

A Fist Full Of Ovaries
For A Few Hollas More
The Good, the Bad, and the Loli

all from the "man with no shame" trilogy.
Sexcrement provides the soundtrack.

Anal Sex Now
charlie and the chocolate factory: fudge packers
facial off
all the usual slut-spects
dude wheres my cock?
clit n the hood
cocked up
the devil wears condoms
dildos, anal beads and fucking machines

cockablanca

Die Hard: With a Boner
Edward Dildohands
American History XXX
Bend-Hur Over
Butch Lesbians and Slampig Kid
The Sperminator: Jug Chug Day

facial off make me lol

SLC Prison Bitch

krystal sodomie said:

This contest is over.

What About Bobbing on My Cock?
Feltch
There's Something About Semen (could be ghey)
The Other Sister (haha, doesn't even need to be altered)

Strange goo
Star whores episode 1: the phantom penis
Dykemare on elm street
the dick of destiny
Beauty and the breast
the thin pink line
Trick for meat
Who's sucking Gilbert's grapes
Natural porn spillers
pee willy
Toy story spew
Alpha hog
transgenders
quimfan
Top cum

meat the fuckers
the graveyard shit
Salems slot
Bram strokers dragula
Ginger's snatch
Ballworth
into the goo
Reqiem for my cream
King Dong
Revenge of the turds
The monster wad
the porn identity
Ho white and the seven porks
marked for dick

The Slamlot
What ever happened to Bobby Felcher?
Lord of the O-Rings
Cirano de Burn-de-Cock
Dr. Strangeglove
The 7 slammer-guys
One spew over the doodoo breast
No country for flacid men
Das Poop
Amagayus
Blade Cummer
Little Miss Cumslime
Drill Bill
Cock, Rocks, and two smoking Homos