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returntothepit >> discuss >> 200 orgasms every day by the_reverend on Nov 7,2007 1:37pm
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toggletoggle post by bradmann nli at Nov 7,2007 1:39pm
wow



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Nov 7,2007 1:53pm
Too bad she's not that hot.

Not saying I wouldn't, just saying not that hot.



toggletoggle post by Dertoxianli at Nov 7,2007 2:18pm
she has nice child-bearing hips



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Nov 7,2007 2:34pm
why cant i have "suffer" from a syndrome like that?



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 7,2007 2:44pm
you would end up with leaky shorts



toggletoggle post by moe @ work at Nov 7,2007 3:00pm
yea, for men, or at least I know for me if you cum too much in a day it just starts to hurt after a while



toggletoggle post by ConquerTheBaphomet  at Nov 7,2007 3:06pm
This is old but still mind-blowing.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Nov 7,2007 3:17pm
that is so unbelievably hot. i don't care that she isn't that attractive, i would go after her in a second.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Nov 7,2007 3:19pm edited Nov 7,2007 3:19pm
i wonder if she's a squirter. if thats the case she probably wears a diaper... which is even hotter.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Nov 7,2007 3:26pm
yeah, she really isn't that attractive. there is a hideous picture further in the interview.




toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Nov 7,2007 6:00pm
I'm getting on a plane RIGHT NOW to go save her from her condition. I'm a humaninanatarian.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Nov 7,2007 6:14pm edited Nov 7,2007 6:14pm
DestroyYouAlot said:
I'm getting on a plane RIGHT NOW to go save her from her condition. I'm a humaninanatarian.


great, i'm sure she'll stop having orgasms immediately upon your arrival.




toggletoggle post by dyingmuse   at Nov 7,2007 6:22pm
FuckIsMySignature said:
DestroyYouAlot said:
I'm getting on a plane RIGHT NOW to go save her from her condition. I'm a humaninanatarian.


great, i'm sure she'll stop having orgasms immediately upon your arrival.




Ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by Ryan_M at Nov 7,2007 7:12pm
I don't know whether the story is a crock or not, but I don't understand this "She's not that hot" stuff. I think she looks pretty damn good if you ask me.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Nov 7,2007 7:27pm
everyone has different tastes... she looks pretty bangin to me.



toggletoggle post by Hungtableed at Nov 7,2007 7:48pm
Permanent Sexual Arousal Syndrome (PSAS)

You've gotta be fucking kidding me...Everyone has a fucking syndrome/disorder these days. Talk about a fucking cop-out culture we have in this current age. We over medicate our kids because many of them got "ADD" and 9/10 American adults become slaves to pharmaceutical companies because they saw a commercial that said "do you suffer from....ask your doctor about..." What ever happened to doctors diagnosing patients rather than patients diagnosing them selfs because they saw a commercial about a drug they think they should have. The best of them all lately is a drug to cure "restless leg syndrome" -WHAT THE FUCK is "restless leg syndrome"? Ask my old lady, if anyone shakes their leg like they've got fuckin Parkinson's disease in bed, I DO! I guess I need a pill to cure it.



toggletoggle post by the devil at Nov 7,2007 11:35pm
i bet she takes it in the ass



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Nov 8,2007 12:01am
Hungtableed said:
Permanent Sexual Arousal Syndrome (PSAS)

You've gotta be fucking kidding me...Everyone has a fucking syndrome/disorder these days. Talk about a fucking cop-out culture we have in this current age. We over medicate our kids because many of them got "ADD" and 9/10 American adults become slaves to pharmaceutical companies because they saw a commercial that said "do you suffer from....ask your doctor about..." What ever happened to doctors diagnosing patients rather than patients diagnosing them selfs because they saw a commercial about a drug they think they should have. The best of them all lately is a drug to cure "restless leg syndrome" -WHAT THE FUCK is "restless leg syndrome"? Ask my old lady, if anyone shakes their leg like they've got fuckin Parkinson's disease in bed, I DO! I guess I need a pill to cure it.




Um, I agree about ADD and restless leg syndrome...and your general sentiment.

but dude

She's always having an orgasm...that sounds like a legit medical issue.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 8,2007 12:09am
maybe she's just a fat slot?
oh and my brother has jimmy leg (aka restless leg)



toggletoggle post by sxealex   at Nov 8,2007 12:31am



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Nov 8,2007 7:26am
FuckIsMySignature said:
DestroyYouAlot said:
I'm getting on a plane RIGHT NOW to go save her from her condition. I'm a humaninanatarian.


great, i'm sure she'll stop having orgasms immediately upon your arrival.



Oh, snap!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 8,2007 7:52am
slut is the word I meant to type. if you click into the interview, she's a sif.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Nov 8,2007 10:39am
Hungtableed said:
The best of them all lately is a drug to cure "restless leg syndrome" -WHAT THE FUCK is "restless leg syndrome"? Ask my old lady, if anyone shakes their leg like they've got fuckin Parkinson's disease in bed, I DO! I guess I need a pill to cure it.


man, i have the restless leg thing, and it fucking sucks. its not as bad as some other people in my family, but it can get pretty bad. its really painful, but i wouldn't ever take a pill to get rid of it. the only way to get rid of it is exercise, which i have brought into my life in order to combat it. but a pill is for lazy fucks who can't be bothered to get off the couch.



toggletoggle post by ariavette at Nov 8,2007 1:08pm
I was thinking that too when I saw that ad, not that it's not a serious condition just that there are pills for everthing now. I love how at the end " may vomit, faint, lose vision, cause un natural urges like gambling and sex"... i dunno bout you but i'd rather have the leg thing



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Nov 8,2007 2:04pm
Chris Rock said it best about all the med commercials.

Him making fun of symptoms in med ads:

"You ever go to sleep at night and wake up in the mornin!?"

haha, that is classic.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Nov 9,2007 6:11pm
ariavette said:
I was thinking that too when I saw that ad, not that it's not a serious condition just that there are pills for everthing now. I love how at the end " may vomit, faint, lose vision, cause un natural urges like gambling and sex"... i dunno bout you but i'd rather have the leg thing


Really? I'd rather gamble and have sex.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Nov 9,2007 6:14pm
DestroyYouAlot said:
ariavette said:
I was thinking that too when I saw that ad, not that it's not a serious condition just that there are pills for everthing now. I love how at the end " may vomit, faint, lose vision, cause un natural urges like gambling and sex"... i dunno bout you but i'd rather have the leg thing


Really? I'd rather gamble and have sex.



that way while your bangin a hooker in Vegas you can kick the shit out her with a legitimate excuse.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Nov 9,2007 6:24pm
FuckIsMySignature said:
DestroyYouAlot said:
ariavette said:
I was thinking that too when I saw that ad, not that it's not a serious condition just that there are pills for everthing now. I love how at the end " may vomit, faint, lose vision, cause un natural urges like gambling and sex"... i dunno bout you but i'd rather have the leg thing


Really? I'd rather gamble and have sex.



that way while your bangin a hooker in Vegas you can kick the shit out her with a legitimate excuse.


Your honor, there's a simple and obvious reason I buried her in the desert, except for the head, which I kept: I HAVE RESTLESS LEG SYNDROME. [/COURTROOM DRAMA][RUN CLEAREDOFALLCHARGES.EXE]



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Nov 9,2007 6:27pm edited Nov 9,2007 6:28pm
DestroyYouAlot said:

Your honor, there's a simple and obvious reason I buried her in the desert, except for the head, which I kept: I HAVE RESTLESS LEG SYNDROME. [/COURTROOM DRAMA][RUN CLEAREDOFALLCHARGES.EXE]


130 GOTO DIFFERENT STATE
140 GOSUB DO IT ALL AGAIN UNDER A NEW HARRY POTTER-BASED PSEUDONYM
150 RETURN



toggletoggle post by NIGGER  at Nov 9,2007 6:53pm
10 RACE WARFARE
20 GOTO 10



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