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returntothepit >> discuss >> britney spears got married? by the_reverend on Jan 4,2004 3:55am
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toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 4,2004 3:55am
what a slut.
we all know she's not a virgin.
http://entertainment.msn.com/news/article.aspx?news=145185

heh... career=over.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 4,2004 4:08am
she got married to jason alexander



toggletoggle post by retzam at Jan 4,2004 4:19am
That is quite odd. So she just runs into a childhood friend and decides to up and marry him?



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 4,2004 4:23am
when he said he wasn't going to post again,
he lied.



toggletoggle post by retzam at Jan 4,2004 4:24am
the_reverend said:
when he said he wasn't going to post again,
he lied.


Yes, this is true, but after I look through a few threads I am done.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 4,2004 4:26am
yeah yeah.
that's not the same jason alexander by the way...
but a hillarious conisidence!

I would like to introduce you all to mrs. britney alexander!
I bet she did it
a) to get popular
b) so she wouldn't be a sluyt and can have sex
c) who cares, career over.



toggletoggle post by retzam at Jan 4,2004 4:30am
the_reverend said:
yeah yeah.
that's not the same jason alexander by the way...
but a hillarious conisidence!

I would like to introduce you all to mrs. britney alexander!
I bet she did it
a) to get popular
b) so she wouldn't be a sluyt and can have sex
c) who cares, career over.


Dude, I knew it wasn't the same Jason Alexander when it said "childhood friend" and went on to say that he is 22.



toggletoggle post by DeOdiumMortis  at Jan 4,2004 4:35am
She's from Louisiana, remember? He's probably her long-lost brother.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Jan 4,2004 8:16am
the_reverend said:
yeah yeah.
that's not the same jason alexander by the way...
but a hillarious conisidence!

I would like to introduce you all to mrs. britney alexander!
I bet she did it
a) to get popular
b) so she wouldn't be a sluyt and can have sex
c) who cares, career over.


umm you mean Mr Britney Spears
a)heh you did make a post about it..so i guess it worked
b)she had sex with justin ..both admitted in interviews
c)agreed




toggletoggle post by Kalopsia   at Jan 4,2004 10:23am
"The bride wore jeans and baseball cap, according to People.com, and had a hotel bellman walk her down the aisle."


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 4,2004 10:32am
she truly is trailer trash



toggletoggle post by retzam at Jan 4,2004 11:04am
the_reverend said:
she truly is trailer trash


So true.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 4,2004 7:48pm
they got it cancelled!

A spokesperson for Spears issued the following statement to NBC's "Today Show": "On Saturday, January 3, Britney Spears and a friend took a joke too far by getting married. Ms. Spears and Mr. Alexander have filed for an annulment, which will become official on Monday, January 5."



toggletoggle post by retzam at Jan 4,2004 8:09pm
the_reverend said:
they got it cancelled!

A spokesperson for Spears issued the following statement to NBC's "Today Show": "On Saturday, January 3, Britney Spears and a friend took a joke too far by getting married. Ms. Spears and Mr. Alexander have filed for an annulment, which will become official on Monday, January 5."


Haha, that is a short marraige, even by Hollywood's standards!



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Jan 4,2004 8:10pm
i guess she will be doing that whenever she decides to have sex so she's "married"



toggletoggle post by DeOdiumMortis  at Jan 5,2004 12:12am
They got drunk and got married. They got sober and got divorced. I'm over it. When video turns up of her sucking off a horse I'll care, otherwise, to hell with her.



toggletoggle post by retzam at Jan 5,2004 1:24am
DeOdiumMortis said:
They got drunk and got married. They got sober and got divorced. I'm over it. When video turns up of her sucking off a horse I'll care, otherwise, to hell with her.


A horse? I don't think that statement made the point you were trying to make.



toggletoggle post by BornSoVile   at Jan 5,2004 1:25am
Christina Agulara is better anyways. Brittney builds her career outta being a tease.



toggletoggle post by retzam at Jan 5,2004 1:26am
BornSoVile said:
Christina Agulara is better anyways. Brittney builds her career outta being a tease.


...uhh, are you inferring that christina doesn't?



toggletoggle post by BornSoVile   at Jan 5,2004 1:28am
yeah in a sexual way only cause christina is more balant with her being a whore.



toggletoggle post by retzam at Jan 5,2004 1:40am edited Jan 5,2004 1:41am
BornSoVile said:
yeah in a sexual way only cause christina is more balant with her being a whore.


Yeah, I always liked Christina better anyway. I don't mean I listen to either of them, but I like her better for the following reasons:

1. She has a much better voice, an actual good voice, not some stupid poppy shit vox.
2. I read an interview with her in the Stone and her favorites (or one of her favorite) album is Physical Graffiti.
3. She is better looking.

Edit: Yeah, so if someone is going to put a dick in her mouth on camera, it damn well better be her.



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Jan 5,2004 1:48am
i still think christian aguilera
stole dee snider's hair...



toggletoggle post by George   at Jan 5,2004 2:04am
i think she gained some weight and still fails at living.



toggletoggle post by retzam at Jan 5,2004 2:07am
George said:
i think she gained some weight and still fails at living.


She should go into porno.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Jan 6,2004 8:20pm
a photographer friend of myne was supposed to take photos of Christina..but she developed jelly rolls...really bad..but she was eating crap..anyhow...they postponed the photoshoot and they put her on a strict diet and heavy workout routine...looks really good now...and then he took his photos..

anyhow...Britney Spears was shocked this week when she discovered her very own fan club is operating a "Bankrupt Britney" campaign. The club is encouraging all members to boycott all Britney concerts and products including CDs, clothing and make-up, with the ultimate aim of cutting off her cash flow entirely.

"Britney is just so confused," the pop idol's close friends confided. "She doesn't understand why her fans would do this to her."

Hugh Heffner confirmed this week that he's now offering Ms Spears up to $2m to show her tits off in a Playboy centerfold.

i'm guessing she will do it...i mean ..who hasn't seen them yet? after her subtle "enhancement" operation a couple of years ago...



toggletoggle post by retzam at Jan 6,2004 8:54pm
succubus said:
a photographer friend of myne was supposed to take photos of Christina..but she developed jelly rolls...really bad..but she was eating crap..anyhow...they postponed the photoshoot and they put her on a strict diet and heavy workout routine...looks really good now...and then he took his photos..

anyhow...Britney Spears was shocked this week when she discovered her very own fan club is operating a "Bankrupt Britney" campaign. The club is encouraging all members to boycott all Britney concerts and products including CDs, clothing and make-up, with the ultimate aim of cutting off her cash flow entirely.

"Britney is just so confused," the pop idol's close friends confided. "She doesn't understand why her fans would do this to her."

Hugh Heffner confirmed this week that he's now offering Ms Spears up to $2m to show her tits off in a Playboy centerfold.

i'm guessing she will do it...i mean ..who hasn't seen them yet? after her subtle "enhancement" operation a couple of years ago...


What do you mean "who hasn't seen them"? I havn't seen them!



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Jan 6,2004 8:56pm
have you ever seen the mystery of britney spears boobs?



toggletoggle post by retzam at Jan 6,2004 9:01pm
succubus said:
have you ever seen the mystery of britney spears boobs?


Hahaha, yeah that was pretty funny.



toggletoggle post by retzam at Jan 6,2004 9:02pm
But, succubus, I believe it is called "The Mystery Of Britney Spears' Breasts". Normally that wouldn't matter, but the way the guy says "breasts" is critical to the funniness of it.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 7,2004 10:08am
boobies.

christina hagulera is a disease.



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