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returntothepit >> discuss >> sexual positions by succubus on Jan 2,2004 2:08pm
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sexual positions - usless poll
1spooning style
2missionary
3woman on top
4reverse cowgirl (as above but girl facing the other way)
5standing ~face to face
6standing~doggie style
7doggie style~lying down or kneeling
8i'm still a virgin
no vote


toggletoggle post by succubus  at Jan 2,2004 2:08pm
what is your favorite sexual position?

pick only 1 out of these..."i like an assortment..blah blah"...whatever just pick one...





toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 2,2004 2:14pm
called me rev doggy dog.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Jan 2,2004 2:20pm
it's funny because mostly guys post on here and all the replies have "doggie" in them...except the one i picked hahahaha



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 2,2004 2:23pm
"Take things slow at first, kissing and licking her stomach and thighs, then the area around her clitoris. Build her arousal level slowly, gradually increasing pressure and speed with your mouth. Once you know she’s aroused (i.e. if she’s told you or motioned so) you can then move to the clitoris."



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Jan 2,2004 2:25pm
in case anyone wants to read more...it's a link i sent him

http://www.sexhealth.org/bettersex/vaginal.shtml



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Jan 2,2004 2:28pm
"More thrusting does not necessarily mean more fun. Many couples enjoy insertion and then a simple rocking back and forth. This can be extremely satisfying because it allows both partners to relax with one another. Other couples enjoy shallow thrusting because it provides a great deal of mutual stimulation. Whatever you prefer, remember that the most sensitive nerve endings in the vagina are near the opening, and therefore constant stimulation of that area can be gratifying. For the male, shallow penetration allows constant stimulation of the head of the penis and specifically the frenulum which are both squeezed by the vaginal muscles located near the vaginal opening. If you do not know what type of thrusting your partner likes you can exchange positions. One partner can be on top and dictate the rhythm of penetration and then after a while exchange positions. This is a way to mutually determine what sort of rhythm you will have during vaginal intercourse."

wow a lot of views but still only 4 votes?



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Jan 2,2004 2:33pm
i can't vote. i like too many of them, except reverse cowgirl and the virgin one. hooray for sex



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Jan 2,2004 2:34pm
standing face to face doesn't work too well either. i'm tall :(



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Jan 2,2004 2:36pm
yes but she can stand on things to make it work...and also you can sorta lift her up in yer arms



toggletoggle post by subjagate2 at Jan 2,2004 2:38pm
probly cause most from here are #8

succubus said:[QUOTE
wow a lot of views but still only 4 votes?





toggletoggle post by subjugate2 at Jan 2,2004 3:10pm
71



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Jan 2,2004 3:23pm
what's 71?



toggletoggle post by subjugate2 at Jan 2,2004 3:27pm
a 69 with fingers in ya ass



toggletoggle post by subjugate2 at Jan 2,2004 3:28pm
whoops
a 69 with 2 fingers in ya ass


subjugate2 said:
a 69 with fingers in ya ass





toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 2,2004 3:32pm
two in the poo!
hey girl, just flip that over, sit back, relax as you pooper is reemed out.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Jan 2,2004 3:35pm
subjugate2 said:
whoops
a 69 with 2 fingers in ya ass


subjugate2 said:
a 69 with fingers in ya ass



hmmm subjugate...i don't think the rev will like that though




toggletoggle post by succubus  at Jan 2,2004 3:36pm
the_reverend said:
two in the poo!
hey girl, just flip that over, sit back, relax as you pooper is reemed out.


you are obsessed with my ass and it's scary




toggletoggle post by subjugate   at Jan 2,2004 3:40pm
uhhhhhh umm not his hers but i suppose it could go either way maybe even 1 and 1

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm



toggletoggle post by subjugate   at Jan 2,2004 3:41pm
you go rev

succubus said:
the_reverend said:
two in the poo!
hey girl, just flip that over, sit back, relax as you pooper is reemed out.


you are obsessed with my ass and it's scary






toggletoggle post by subjugate   at Jan 2,2004 3:42pm
hey did the rev give you a pearl necklace for Xmas



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Jan 2,2004 3:46pm
hahahahaha no he didn't (i had to ask him what it meant..lol)

i got a really nice ring though







toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 2,2004 3:47pm
naw, though she's got the boobs to do it.
maybe for valentines day



toggletoggle post by subjugate   at Jan 2,2004 3:52pm
hehehe handful eh (i'll remember that next time i shake your hand haha)



toggletoggle post by subjugate   at Jan 2,2004 3:53pm
can i video tape it

the_reverend said:
naw, though she's got the boobs to do it.
maybe for valentines day





toggletoggle post by succubus  at Jan 2,2004 3:53pm
geez you guys are so romantic..i don't like pearls and i thought the rev thought they looked gay too..



so i see that so far woman on top is #1

and no one else voted for what i voted for...booo



toggletoggle post by subjugate   at Jan 2,2004 3:57pm
i would have voted but you have nuthing that involves chocolate pudding and midgets

sorry



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Jan 2,2004 3:59pm
hey..it's a poll about your fav position...you can use your chocolate and midgets with any of these positions...heh



toggletoggle post by subjugate   at Jan 2,2004 4:02pm
i actually voted awhile ago when you first made the post



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Jan 2,2004 4:03pm
and what's your favorite?
inquiring minds wanna know!



toggletoggle post by choco-minni at Jan 2,2004 4:03pm
do me. I voted for the simple one.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Jan 2,2004 4:04pm
choco-minni said:
do me. I voted for the simple one.



which one is simple?




toggletoggle post by noosebomb666  at Jan 2,2004 4:05pm
reverse cowgirl, you can see....everything.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Jan 2,2004 4:07pm
noosebomb666 said:
reverse cowgirl, you can see....everything.



that's why i don't like doing it...i feel he can see all my flaws close up...damn insecurities



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 2,2004 4:07pm
and you can punch her in the back of the head whe she isn't looking.



toggletoggle post by subjugate   at Jan 2,2004 4:08pm
wh's inquiring exactly?



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Jan 2,2004 4:08pm
subjugate said:
wh's inquiring exactly?

me....i asked...which is yer favorite...out of curiousity




toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 2,2004 4:09pm
succubus said:
that's why i don't like doing it...i feel he can see all my flaws close up...damn insecurities


so... you are saying that all your flaws are on your back side?



toggletoggle post by subjugate   at Jan 2,2004 4:10pm
G..T.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Jan 2,2004 4:11pm edited Jan 2,2004 4:12pm
the_reverend said:

so... you are saying that all your flaws are on your back side?


they are everywhere..
~~~~
ok subjugate thanks for letting us know




toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 2,2004 4:14pm
then how does the reverse cowgirl show them all?



toggletoggle post by subjugate   at Jan 2,2004 4:14pm
arron video it i'll let you know if there are any flaws hahahaha


are you happy now

succubus said:
the_reverend said:

so... you are saying that all your flaws are on your back side?


they are everywhere..
~~~~
ok subjugate thanks for letting us know






toggletoggle post by subjugate   at Jan 2,2004 4:16pm
idealy i prefer multiple positions a few min of this a little of that ect



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Jan 2,2004 4:17pm
no video subjugate sorry...lol

the_reverend said:
then how does the reverse cowgirl show them all?

it shows my ass ... need i say more?



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Jan 2,2004 4:18pm
subjugate said:
idealy i prefer multiple positions a few min of this a little of that ect


yeah that goes without saying...i was just curious about picking 1 what would it be...



toggletoggle post by subjugate   at Jan 2,2004 4:18pm
being married and possibly noosebomb and any other married guy here can back this sex ends at the alter



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 2,2004 4:21pm
ahahahaha.
succubus might be able to answer that too.

I'm young and naïve still so I say "when I get married, if the wife stops putting out, I dump her and get my milk else where".



toggletoggle post by subjugate   at Jan 2,2004 4:22pm edited Jan 2,2004 4:27pm
actually lifes not that bad i just like to keep my personal shit personal


the_reverend said:
ahahahaha.
succubus might be able to answer that too.

I'm young and naïve still so I say "when I get married, if the wife stops putting out, I dump her and get my milk else where".





toggletoggle post by noosebomb666  at Jan 2,2004 4:41pm
actually, marriage doesnt end your sex life.....KIDS DO. But hey, that being said, im doing ok in that department.



toggletoggle post by 5 Minutes Hate at Jan 2,2004 4:48pm
noosebomb666 said:
reverse cowgirl, you can see....everything.


Blingity Bling! You got the right idea there dude!



toggletoggle post by diamond_dave  at Jan 3,2004 1:25am
i liked the dedication better than sex postions.



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Jan 3,2004 1:33am
carina... for your inquiring mind,
i'm an all fours kinda girl... heheheh



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Jan 3,2004 1:39am

it's funny how no one wants to say there fave..but it's cool, at least people are voting...

i'm the only one that picked standing up facing each other as my number one

every other reply got at least 2 votes..lol
~~~~
and yeah, what diamond dave said



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 3,2004 1:46am
succubus said:
the_reverend said:
then how does the reverse cowgirl show them all?

it shows my ass ... need i say more?


yes, seeing as I'm the one that requested that.
and if I didn't like seeing it,
why would I request it?



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Jan 3,2004 1:52am
i decided to cast my vote for the danza slap.i love that one.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Jan 3,2004 1:55am
the_reverend said:

yes, seeing as I'm the one that requested that.
and if I didn't like seeing it,
why would I request it?

ask and yee shall receive...
and i know yer obsessed with my ass but i will never get it

on another note...no one picked missionary as there fave..interesting



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Jan 3,2004 2:01am
i don't get the male obsession
with butts....



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 3,2004 2:13am
it's some times a nice extra hole to slide it in.
happy analversary.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Jan 3,2004 8:19am
yeah that coming from a guy who was never into it and i had never even done it

that's not what i meant MDD, i was talking about his overall obsession with my butt in general, i will spare details..lol



toggletoggle post by George   at Jan 3,2004 8:58am
doggie style is obviously the best. missionary sucks.
i like doing it in the shower, with mirrors.



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Jan 3,2004 3:25pm
i still think that if a guy wants to put
something up my butt, he better let me
put something up his.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Aug 18,2004 12:52pm
and another poll i made
hahaha



toggletoggle post by Lincoln at Aug 18,2004 12:54pm
as long as you get it in a hole...what does position matter?



toggletoggle post by Jellyfish at Aug 18,2004 1:50pm
standing is the shit. dogiie comes in close second.



toggletoggle post by Blue  at Aug 18,2004 1:56pm
doggy standing is by far my fav. reverse cowgirl comes in second. but a lot of the times nothing beat the classic missionary while being all romantic and looking into their eyes.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Aug 18,2004 1:57pm
which is why my #1 is facing each other STANDING



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Aug 18,2004 1:57pm
...



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Aug 18,2004 1:57pm
on a street corner at 4am



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Aug 18,2004 1:58pm
now THAT's romance!



toggletoggle post by Blue  at Aug 18,2004 2:00pm
damn, you know how to seduce.



toggletoggle post by christraper at Aug 18,2004 2:00pm
standing is pretty awkward if the girl is way shorter than you...



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 18,2004 2:02pm
and if the girl isn't shorter than you,
most other situations are akward



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Aug 18,2004 2:03pm
make her stand on something



toggletoggle post by christraper at Aug 18,2004 2:07pm
succubus said:
make her stand on something


but that only leads to amusing thoughts that id probably say out loud that would ruin the mood




toggletoggle post by christraper at Aug 18,2004 2:08pm edited Aug 18,2004 2:09pm
make WHO stand on something? Im single goddamnit; christraper isnt gettin any......



toggletoggle post by Lincoln at Aug 18,2004 2:41pm
I like the girl on top thing...I'm lazy and can't push that hard.



toggletoggle post by Jellyfish at Aug 18,2004 2:42pm
hahahaha



toggletoggle post by Lincoln at Aug 18,2004 2:44pm
No doggie is fun too though....but I've heard a lot of girls don't like that.......Ladies?? You have a preference???



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 18,2004 2:46pm
Chris Traper.. I'll find you a site on how to make a "special" friend



toggletoggle post by christraper at Aug 18,2004 2:54pm
the_reverend said:
Chris Traper.. I'll find you a site on how to make a "special" friend


yea great then i really will find out if fat chicks give good head or not



toggletoggle post by Lincoln at Aug 18,2004 2:59pm
HAHHAHAHA



toggletoggle post by josiah_the_black  at Aug 18,2004 5:00pm
ultimate sex position

standing doggie, back arched with ass out
her pressed against a wall and a dick
hands between titties and wall, squeezing
two six year olds with their fists in your buttcheeks




toggletoggle post by armageddonday   at Aug 18,2004 5:06pm
Everything work but the standing thing...wtf not that I don't want but being 5 11' since I'm 14 I never got a chance. Fuck.



toggletoggle post by armageddonday   at Aug 18,2004 5:06pm
oh yeah...the virgin thing doesn't work either...



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Aug 18,2004 5:09pm
ummm... what's that with the six year olds?



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Aug 18,2004 5:24pm
Hoser's getting randy...stop it....

I may have to go have a romantic moment with myself....



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Aug 18,2004 5:27pm
armageddonday said:
Everything work but the standing thing...wtf not that I don't want but being 5 11' since I'm 14 I never got a chance. Fuck.



make HIM stand on something then



toggletoggle post by Aegathis  at Aug 18,2004 6:14pm
MyDeadDoll said:
i don't get the male obsession
with butts....


I really dont understand the female attraction over guy's asses. By the way which way is the spooning one? i think i know but im not sure.



toggletoggle post by Kalopsia   at Aug 18,2004 6:49pm
succubus said:
the_reverend said:
two in the poo!
hey girl, just flip that over, sit back, relax as you pooper is reemed out.


you are obsessed with my ass and it's scary



you mean there's more to you than just tits and ass?????????????



toggletoggle post by Deathcow   at Aug 18,2004 6:52pm
I take what I can get. On the rare occassion I do, I'm too much like a starving man crawling through the Sahara being offered a bottle of water to be too picky.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Aug 18,2004 6:53pm
Kalopsia said:

you mean there's more to you than just tits and ass?????????????



yep, i take photos too!





toggletoggle post by Kalopsia   at Aug 18,2004 6:55pm
succubus said:
Kalopsia said:

you mean there's more to you than just tits and ass?????????????



yep, i take photos too!




are they of your tits and ass?



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Aug 18,2004 7:44pm
i cant speak for all girls but doggie is good.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Aug 18,2004 7:50pm
anonymous said:
i cant speak for all girls but doggie is good.



sorry but yer anonymous so you can't speak for anyone =)



toggletoggle post by Josiah_the_Black  at Aug 18,2004 8:11pm
WHAMMY!



toggletoggle post by Korpse-l- at Aug 19,2004 7:14am
Ahhh... The Good Ol'Donkey Punch.



toggletoggle post by Korpse-l- at Aug 19,2004 7:19am
the_reverend said:
and you can punch her in the back of the head whe she isn't looking.


i don't care what position i'm in, just as long as i can get a good right hook in there somewhere.



toggletoggle post by Bradness at Aug 19,2004 4:00pm
i notice Joe NotCommon didn't reply.....VIRGIN!!
i voted Missionary



toggletoggle post by Blue  at Aug 19,2004 4:01pm
joe didnt reply cus he was too busy nailing me in the pooper.



toggletoggle post by dyingmuse   at Aug 19,2004 4:10pm
i like the reverse! nothing better than a view from behind, while letting her do the work

secondly i like missionary



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Aug 19,2004 4:51pm
missionary is boring



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Aug 19,2004 6:30pm
Boring??!!

You never had anybody ram a hole in the top of your head from that position have you? WOW.......boring she says......well, make your knees touch your ears and I'll show you how "boring" I can get......

The part I love the most about doggie style is pissing on her back when I'm done....and she can't see me picking my nose and looking around for the TV Remote.....



toggletoggle post by Korpse-l- at Aug 20,2004 7:13am
ha!



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Aug 20,2004 9:09am
hahahahhahahahaha



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 20,2004 10:02am
Hoser said:
and she can't see me picking my nose and looking around for the TV Remote.....


no comment...



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Aug 20,2004 10:05am
yeah no comment because there is no TV around...
lol
and MDD missionary is nniicceee

i like mixing it up..do different things
lol



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