http://www.guangming.com.my/content.phtml?sec=193&sdate=&artid=200608140912
http://mermaid.malaysia.googlepages.com/

i've seen that picture before. it looks like this thing that was on the X-Files that lived in Porto-Potty's.

i thought mermaids were supposed to be hot with huge fuckin tits. what gives.

http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl_merman_carcass4.htm

http://urbanlegends.about.com/gi/dynamic/o...com/photos/81717569%40N00/20566238/

looks like jar jar binks lost cousin!

Ummmm, how could this be real? Where the hell are the reproductive organs?!

PatMeebles nli said:

You're only asking cause you wanna fuck it.

MERMAIDER
There are no fingerprints deep under water, nothing to tie one to a crime.

And if you seek vengeance, all you need are instruments of pain.

You need your:

Knives? Check.
Rope? Check.
Dagger? Check.
Chains? Check.
Locks? Check.
Laser Beams? Check.
Acid? Check.
Body Bag? Check.

Murmaider x 16

But beware! For when you quench your blood thirst, others will seek their vengeance on you, and they won't rest until you're dead.

They'll have their:

Shiv? Check.
Pipe? Check.
Hammer? Check.
Axe? Check.
Subject? Check.
Location? Check.
Desire? Check.
Vengeance? Check.

Hold your breath, swim and strain -the smell of death, can't escape.
Underground I tried to murder, tried to murder some mermaids.
It's so cold, they don't know what you've done, you can't run.
Vengeance is below for thee, thousand leagues below the sea.
You've been tracked, you've been seen murdering the next kin.
In their homes [you] drank their blood, wash your face in ? and ?
Now you swim, try to hide, heart beats faster from inside.
? a big charade, your life is ended by mermaids.

Mermaider x16

Swords? Check.
Saws? Check.
Clubs? Check.
Claws? Check.
Hatred? Check.
Anger? Check.
Mermaid? Check.
Murder? Check.

MURDER! MURDER! MERMAID! MURDER!

Your life was ended by mermaids.

Moisture is the essence of wetness.

And wetness is the essence of beauty.

"I lay my eggs and then I leave the room and you shower them with your sperm"

where does the lorax fit into all of this? He's not a mermaid.

click on the link of some of the other oddities.

I did. But the Lorax is real.

I don't buy this for a second.

It's not economical.