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New site? Maybe some day.
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I decided I'm going to start the ultimate tough guy hardcore band; every single song will be about punching people in the face. It'll be awesome. I'm torn on the name, it could either be Face Punching Crew, or Facepunchers Through Unity With Honor. The debut album, though, will definitely be titled "Punching You Directly in the Face". We'll cover Brawlpark; I'm sure they have a song or two along those lines. |
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Brawlpark hahaha, man i remember them from the Espresso Bar days. |
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i already formed my imaginar toughguy band. its called DEAD FUCKING SERIOUS.
DFS fo lyfe! |
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all those names are good, as long as you have a super tuff crew to back you... |
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yeah, otherwise you'll just get your ass kicked all over the country |
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I considered doing a joke hardcore band named Honor the Threat. But that actually sounded too serious. |
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nikebrassknucklestompyourfacebitch crew |
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Is there any way me and my band BASKETBALL SHORTS:SIZE MEDIUM can get on Facepunchers Through Unity With Honor's next show? |
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blue said: i already formed my imaginar toughguy band. its called DEAD FUCKING SERIOUS.
DFS fo lyfe! |
blues gonna be in my band when we play shows. |
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you will be competing with the already 5860269 self proclaimed ultimate tough guy hardcore bands |
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BobNOMAAMRooney nli said: Is there any way me and my band BASKETBALL SHORTS:SIZE MEDIUM can get on Facepunchers Through Unity With Honor's next show? |
Fine, but you have to let xDUNKSx use your equipment. |
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Oh man, I hate the kids from xDUNKSx, they're way too POSI to be on that show. |
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I know, I'll just punch them in the face until they can't play the show! |
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I'm gonna start a band called YOSEMITE SLAM! |
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The ultimate tough guy hardcore band name would have to be HOLLY
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Damn straight. |
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I vote for the name xSpinkickx. Can I be in your xcrewx? |
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I will join your thugalug hardcore bands. I love that shit. Just not as much as chugalug slam death metal with toilet vocals. |
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menstrual_sweatpants_disco said: I will join your thugalug hardcore bands. I love that shit. Just not as much as chugalug slam death metal with toilet vocals. |
URRRGGHHGHGSSPPSHHHHHHH |
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HOLLY-ALABAMASLAMMA IN THA PIT (2006, SMASHFISTPUNCHER RECORDS)
1. POTATOED RIGHT IN THE GODDAMN MOUTH, HONOR
2. JERRY LAWLER CAN'T TAKE A PUNCH, UNITY
3. HOLLYCAUST, HONOR
4. DO PEOPLE STILL CARE ABOUT BAD LUCK 13? NO? OKAY JUST CHECKING, HONOR
5. CRUSHFIST, HONOR
6. ALABAMASLAMMA ON THE CONCRETE FLOOR, OF BROTHERHOOD
7. EXTENDED MOSH BREAKDOWN (VARIATION 5)
8. Trilogy I)The Wonder II)Hyperstation III)ELIMINATING JR FROM THE ROYAL RUMBLE
9. CHECK THE NECK INK, PLATONIC LOVE |
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DestroyYouAlot said: menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:I will join your thugalug hardcore bands. I love that shit. Just not as much as chugalug slam death metal with toilet vocals. |
URRRGGHHGHGSSPPSHHHHHHH |
That's not what you'll be saying when you're beating up infants in the pit for Composted. |
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menstrual_sweatpants_disco said: DestroyYouAlot said:menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:I will join your thugalug hardcore bands. I love that shit. Just not as much as chugalug slam death metal with toilet vocals. |
URRRGGHHGHGSSPPSHHHHHHH |
That's not what you'll be saying when you're beating up infants in the pit for Composted. |
Does anybody remember Compost Pile? |
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Lamp said: I'm gonna start a band called YOSEMITE SLAM! |
i can't believe no one said anything about this. that is brilliant. |
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Bulldoze already did it, brah |
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BobNOMAAMRooney nli said: HOLLY-ALABAMASLAMMA IN THA PIT (2006, SMASHFISTPUNCHER RECORDS)
8. Trilogy I)The Wonder II)Hyperstation III)ELIMINATING JR FROM THE ROYAL RUMBLE |
That should go on the FTUWH/Holly split. Our side will be "Punching You 87 Times in the Left Ocular Cavity" / "Taking Your Girlfriend Home (After I Punched You In The Face)".
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Using "With Honor" in your name would make people think you're too posi, like the band already named With Honor.
I have a song written for my grind band Humungous Humunculus called "Breakdown's Syndrome" that includes the lyric, "We’ve been moshin’ in the mirror all day, now we’re speedin’ in the BREAKDOWN LANE! HUH!" I guess I could let you name your band BREAKDOWN LANE, but only if I can do vocals and guitar while wearing brass knuckles.
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Hahahaha, Brosemite Slam! That is fucking amazing. You never cease to amaze me, Hooker. |
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I actually heard a singer say "Somebody call AAA...cuz we got a breakdown" DUNDUNDUN WEE DADUNDUNDUN WEE |
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at your shows people should do a move called the 'poopoo stomp' where u pull your pants down and spray the edge of the pit with your fecal matter while mule kicking and windmilling... |
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Yeti said: Brawlpark hahaha, man i remember them from the Espresso Bar days. |
They changed their name to No Way Out and practice 10 minutes from my house. |
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I'm going to the Olive Garden tomorrow for my sister's birthday. I'm totally gonna stare down the waiter or waitress and walk in large strides back and forth with my fists clenched and a grimace on my face, so they know not to fuck with me. |
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i give you permission to use the Gunmen's cover of Last Caress, ya know, about the Soloflex. remember dude?
"i got somethin to say
i benched 250 today and it
doesnt matter much to me
as long as im ripped
sweet Soloflex
you helped me build me pecks
oh sweet soloooflex!"
yeah, we ruled |
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MarkFuckingRichards said: I'm going to the Olive Garden tomorrow for my sister's birthday. I'm totally gonna stare down the waiter or waitress and walk in large strides back and forth with my fists clenched and a grimace on my face, so they know not to fuck with me. |
hah |
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Mark, how can you call yourself a dirty wop when you're going to a family function at THE OLIVE GARDEN?
Shouldn't your kind stick to Calitri's or Cassarino's or at least some place with a "Ristorante" on its door? |
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facepunchers should play a show with xcockpunchx. and sharkpunch! |
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HOLLY-xMIKETYSONx EP (2002, LAPUNCHANOSTRA REKKIDS)
1. BRO-CASE BRO-DOWN
2. HONOR CODE OF HONOR (THE BROS' CODE OF HONOR)
3. PIZZAPUNCHERS HOLD TRUE
Edit: I completely forgot about the pink vinyl special edition which featured a cover of a Tori Amos song ("Moshing all these years") that was just a ten minute long breakdown while Crash Holly tried to play the piano. |
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As important as these bands may be, they're not as important as having a noisecore band called Syndrome of a Down or a goregrind band called Urethra Franklin. |
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Check out Punch Your Face from NY. Theyve got you all beat. |
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You should start off your shows by punching everyone in the audience in the face. |
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BobNOMAAMRooney said:
3. PIZZAPUNCHERS HOLD TRUE
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Nice!!!!!!
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brad weymouth said: i give you permission to use the Gunmen's cover of Last Caress, ya know, about the Soloflex. remember dude?
"i got somethin to say
i benched 250 today and it
doesnt matter much to me
as long as im ripped
sweet Soloflex
you helped me build me pecks
oh sweet soloooflex!"
yeah, we ruled |
I listened to that forty eleven million times; you have no idea. Classic, total classic.
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Nash nli said: You should start off your shows by punching everyone in the audience in the face. |
Dood, that's the closer. If I just punch everybody right off, what's their incentive to stay? |
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HOLLY begins and ends every show by punching everyone in the audience in the face. In between we only punch girls, guys, and horses. If we want to really prove our honor we need to start punching anything with a face during our shows, even those trees from the Dark World in Zelda. |
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and the groaning trees from Mortal Kombat. but i wouldn't punch an Ent, they would fuck shit up. |
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I seriously doubt that Ents could defeat the HOLLY posse. |
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BobNOMAAMRooney said: Mark, how can you call yourself a dirty wop when you're going to a family function at THE OLIVE GARDEN?
Shouldn't your kind stick to Calitri's or Cassarino's or at least some place with a "Ristorante" on its door? |
If you look through all the threads on RTTP, I'm 99% sure you'll only see others calling me a dirty wop. I'm only 25% Italian, but apparently that's enough for people to call me names. Sniffle.
I prefer trattorias over ristorantes anyway. |
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Gimme a nice bistro any day. |
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Oh I'll give you a bistro all right. |
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MarkFuckingRichards said: Oh I'll give you a bistro all right. |
It's spelled "b-l-u-m-p-k-i-n." |
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Destroyyoualot thank you for starting this thread... I haven't laughed like that in for ever....
I used to be in a tough guy band called BFG (Big Fat Guy) you might of heard of us, we played the high school and community college cuircut for a while, well any way I used to start off the show by punching myself out and wake like durring the second song or so and then start screeming and as our oncore i would punch the rest of the band out and then just scream into the mic for what would equal 2 songs worth of grunts we were pretty brutal.... You might of heard of us.... I WANNA PUNCH SOMETHING RIGHT NOW....
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The name should be Breakdown Lane in honor of the originators of tough guy hardcore, the one and only Breakdown. Even better would Overheated. |
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unity through brutality, brutality through music
family
strength
honor
the u.s. hardcorps |
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I work quickly. You know what they say; no rest for the wicked! And guys who punch people in the face! |
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MarkFuckingRichards said:
i totally concur |
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Lamp said: As important as these bands may be, they're not as important as having a noisecore band called Syndrome of a Down or a goregrind band called Urethra Franklin. |
that's my roller derby name, from when I finally decide to gain 50 lbs, buy a bunch of mesh hats and join the girls roller derby league. |
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