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returntothepit >> discuss >> Starting the ultimate tough guy hardcore band by DestroyYouAlot on Sep 17,2007 1:11pm
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toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Sep 17,2007 1:11pm
I decided I'm going to start the ultimate tough guy hardcore band; every single song will be about punching people in the face. It'll be awesome. I'm torn on the name, it could either be Face Punching Crew, or Facepunchers Through Unity With Honor. The debut album, though, will definitely be titled "Punching You Directly in the Face". We'll cover Brawlpark; I'm sure they have a song or two along those lines.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Sep 17,2007 1:13pm
Brawlpark hahaha, man i remember them from the Espresso Bar days.



toggletoggle post by blue  at Sep 17,2007 1:16pm
i already formed my imaginar toughguy band. its called DEAD FUCKING SERIOUS.

DFS fo lyfe!



toggletoggle post by diarrhea_blumpkin at Sep 17,2007 1:16pm
all those names are good, as long as you have a super tuff crew to back you...



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 17,2007 1:18pm
yeah, otherwise you'll just get your ass kicked all over the country



toggletoggle post by PatMeebles at Sep 17,2007 1:20pm
I considered doing a joke hardcore band named Honor the Threat. But that actually sounded too serious.



toggletoggle post by diarrhea_blumpkin at Sep 17,2007 1:20pm
nikebrassknucklestompyourfacebitch crew



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Sep 17,2007 1:35pm
Is there any way me and my band BASKETBALL SHORTS:SIZE MEDIUM can get on Facepunchers Through Unity With Honor's next show?



toggletoggle post by xanonymousx at Sep 17,2007 1:38pm
blue said:
i already formed my imaginar toughguy band. its called DEAD FUCKING SERIOUS.

DFS fo lyfe!


blues gonna be in my band when we play shows.



toggletoggle post by Dwellingsickness at Sep 17,2007 1:56pm
you will be competing with the already 5860269 self proclaimed ultimate tough guy hardcore bands



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Sep 17,2007 2:00pm
BobNOMAAMRooney nli said:
Is there any way me and my band BASKETBALL SHORTS:SIZE MEDIUM can get on Facepunchers Through Unity With Honor's next show?


Fine, but you have to let xDUNKSx use your equipment.



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Sep 17,2007 2:20pm
Oh man, I hate the kids from xDUNKSx, they're way too POSI to be on that show.



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Sep 17,2007 2:21pm
I know, I'll just punch them in the face until they can't play the show!



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Sep 17,2007 2:25pm
I'm gonna start a band called YOSEMITE SLAM!



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Sep 17,2007 2:27pm
The ultimate tough guy hardcore band name would have to be HOLLY




toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Sep 17,2007 2:31pm


Damn straight.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Sep 17,2007 2:35pm
I vote for the name xSpinkickx. Can I be in your xcrewx?



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Sep 17,2007 2:35pm
I will join your thugalug hardcore bands. I love that shit. Just not as much as chugalug slam death metal with toilet vocals.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Sep 17,2007 2:36pm
xSPINNY5x



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Sep 17,2007 2:37pm
menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:
I will join your thugalug hardcore bands. I love that shit. Just not as much as chugalug slam death metal with toilet vocals.


URRRGGHHGHGSSPPSHHHHHHH



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Sep 17,2007 2:41pm
HOLLY-ALABAMASLAMMA IN THA PIT (2006, SMASHFISTPUNCHER RECORDS)

1. POTATOED RIGHT IN THE GODDAMN MOUTH, HONOR
2. JERRY LAWLER CAN'T TAKE A PUNCH, UNITY
3. HOLLYCAUST, HONOR
4. DO PEOPLE STILL CARE ABOUT BAD LUCK 13? NO? OKAY JUST CHECKING, HONOR
5. CRUSHFIST, HONOR
6. ALABAMASLAMMA ON THE CONCRETE FLOOR, OF BROTHERHOOD
7. EXTENDED MOSH BREAKDOWN (VARIATION 5)
8. Trilogy I)The Wonder II)Hyperstation III)ELIMINATING JR FROM THE ROYAL RUMBLE
9. CHECK THE NECK INK, PLATONIC LOVE



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Sep 17,2007 2:44pm
DestroyYouAlot said:
menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:
I will join your thugalug hardcore bands. I love that shit. Just not as much as chugalug slam death metal with toilet vocals.


URRRGGHHGHGSSPPSHHHHHHH


That's not what you'll be saying when you're beating up infants in the pit for Composted.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Sep 17,2007 3:10pm
menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:
DestroyYouAlot said:
menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:
I will join your thugalug hardcore bands. I love that shit. Just not as much as chugalug slam death metal with toilet vocals.


URRRGGHHGHGSSPPSHHHHHHH


That's not what you'll be saying when you're beating up infants in the pit for Composted.


Does anybody remember Compost Pile?



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Sep 17,2007 3:13pm
Yes.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Sep 17,2007 3:14pm
Lamp said:
I'm gonna start a band called YOSEMITE SLAM!


i can't believe no one said anything about this. that is brilliant.



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Sep 17,2007 3:16pm
Bulldoze already did it, brah



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Sep 17,2007 3:21pm
BobNOMAAMRooney nli said:
HOLLY-ALABAMASLAMMA IN THA PIT (2006, SMASHFISTPUNCHER RECORDS)
8. Trilogy I)The Wonder II)Hyperstation III)ELIMINATING JR FROM THE ROYAL RUMBLE


That should go on the FTUWH/Holly split. Our side will be "Punching You 87 Times in the Left Ocular Cavity" / "Taking Your Girlfriend Home (After I Punched You In The Face)".



toggletoggle post by hooker nibbling penis at Sep 17,2007 4:09pm
Brosemite slam.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Sep 17,2007 4:12pm
Using "With Honor" in your name would make people think you're too posi, like the band already named With Honor.

I have a song written for my grind band Humungous Humunculus called "Breakdown's Syndrome" that includes the lyric, "We’ve been moshin’ in the mirror all day, now we’re speedin’ in the BREAKDOWN LANE! HUH!" I guess I could let you name your band BREAKDOWN LANE, but only if I can do vocals and guitar while wearing brass knuckles.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Sep 17,2007 4:16pm
Hahahaha, Brosemite Slam! That is fucking amazing. You never cease to amaze me, Hooker.



toggletoggle post by SW at Sep 17,2007 7:17pm
I actually heard a singer say "Somebody call AAA...cuz we got a breakdown" DUNDUNDUN WEE DADUNDUNDUN WEE



toggletoggle post by diarrhea_blumpkin at Sep 17,2007 8:34pm
at your shows people should do a move called the 'poopoo stomp' where u pull your pants down and spray the edge of the pit with your fecal matter while mule kicking and windmilling...



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Sep 17,2007 8:45pm
Yeti said:
Brawlpark hahaha, man i remember them from the Espresso Bar days.


They changed their name to No Way Out and practice 10 minutes from my house.



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Sep 17,2007 8:51pm
OLIVE GARDEN MOSH



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Sep 17,2007 8:54pm
I'm going to the Olive Garden tomorrow for my sister's birthday. I'm totally gonna stare down the waiter or waitress and walk in large strides back and forth with my fists clenched and a grimace on my face, so they know not to fuck with me.



toggletoggle post by brad weymouth at Sep 17,2007 8:56pm
i give you permission to use the Gunmen's cover of Last Caress, ya know, about the Soloflex. remember dude?

"i got somethin to say
i benched 250 today and it
doesnt matter much to me
as long as im ripped

sweet Soloflex
you helped me build me pecks
oh sweet soloooflex!"

yeah, we ruled



toggletoggle post by metalguy at Sep 17,2007 8:58pm
MarkFuckingRichards said:
I'm going to the Olive Garden tomorrow for my sister's birthday. I'm totally gonna stare down the waiter or waitress and walk in large strides back and forth with my fists clenched and a grimace on my face, so they know not to fuck with me.


hah



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Sep 17,2007 10:12pm
Mark, how can you call yourself a dirty wop when you're going to a family function at THE OLIVE GARDEN?

Shouldn't your kind stick to Calitri's or Cassarino's or at least some place with a "Ristorante" on its door?



toggletoggle post by xanonymousx at Sep 17,2007 10:24pm
facepunchers should play a show with xcockpunchx. and sharkpunch!



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Sep 17,2007 10:30pm edited Sep 17,2007 10:39pm
HOLLY-xMIKETYSONx EP (2002, LAPUNCHANOSTRA REKKIDS)

1. BRO-CASE BRO-DOWN
2. HONOR CODE OF HONOR (THE BROS' CODE OF HONOR)
3. PIZZAPUNCHERS HOLD TRUE

Edit: I completely forgot about the pink vinyl special edition which featured a cover of a Tori Amos song ("Moshing all these years") that was just a ten minute long breakdown while Crash Holly tried to play the piano.



toggletoggle post by demondave at Sep 17,2007 11:23pm



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Sep 18,2007 12:51am
As important as these bands may be, they're not as important as having a noisecore band called Syndrome of a Down or a goregrind band called Urethra Franklin.



toggletoggle post by NateTheWAR at Sep 18,2007 1:19am
Check out Punch Your Face from NY. Theyve got you all beat.



toggletoggle post by Nash nli at Sep 18,2007 1:32am
You should start off your shows by punching everyone in the audience in the face.



toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at Sep 18,2007 9:35am
BobNOMAAMRooney said:

3. PIZZAPUNCHERS HOLD TRUE




Nice!!!!!!




toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Sep 18,2007 9:56am
brad weymouth said:
i give you permission to use the Gunmen's cover of Last Caress, ya know, about the Soloflex. remember dude?

"i got somethin to say
i benched 250 today and it
doesnt matter much to me
as long as im ripped

sweet Soloflex
you helped me build me pecks
oh sweet soloooflex!"

yeah, we ruled


I listened to that forty eleven million times; you have no idea. Classic, total classic.




toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Sep 18,2007 9:58am
Nash nli said:
You should start off your shows by punching everyone in the audience in the face.


Dood, that's the closer. If I just punch everybody right off, what's their incentive to stay?



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Sep 18,2007 10:08am edited Sep 18,2007 10:08am
HOLLY begins and ends every show by punching everyone in the audience in the face. In between we only punch girls, guys, and horses. If we want to really prove our honor we need to start punching anything with a face during our shows, even those trees from the Dark World in Zelda.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Sep 18,2007 10:33am
and the groaning trees from Mortal Kombat. but i wouldn't punch an Ent, they would fuck shit up.



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Sep 18,2007 10:39am
I seriously doubt that Ents could defeat the HOLLY posse.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Sep 18,2007 2:07pm
BobNOMAAMRooney said:
Mark, how can you call yourself a dirty wop when you're going to a family function at THE OLIVE GARDEN?

Shouldn't your kind stick to Calitri's or Cassarino's or at least some place with a "Ristorante" on its door?


If you look through all the threads on RTTP, I'm 99% sure you'll only see others calling me a dirty wop. I'm only 25% Italian, but apparently that's enough for people to call me names. Sniffle.

I prefer trattorias over ristorantes anyway.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Sep 18,2007 2:09pm
Gimme a nice bistro any day.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Sep 18,2007 2:14pm
Oh I'll give you a bistro all right.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Sep 18,2007 2:17pm
MarkFuckingRichards said:
Oh I'll give you a bistro all right.


It's spelled "b-l-u-m-p-k-i-n."



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Sep 18,2007 2:18pm
YAAAAAAYYYYY Blumpkin.



toggletoggle post by metalrasta  at Sep 18,2007 5:55pm
Destroyyoualot thank you for starting this thread... I haven't laughed like that in for ever....

I used to be in a tough guy band called BFG (Big Fat Guy) you might of heard of us, we played the high school and community college cuircut for a while, well any way I used to start off the show by punching myself out and wake like durring the second song or so and then start screeming and as our oncore i would punch the rest of the band out and then just scream into the mic for what would equal 2 songs worth of grunts we were pretty brutal.... You might of heard of us.... I WANNA PUNCH SOMETHING RIGHT NOW....



toggletoggle post by horror_tang  at Sep 18,2007 8:41pm
The name should be Breakdown Lane in honor of the originators of tough guy hardcore, the one and only Breakdown. Even better would Overheated.



toggletoggle post by Mess at Sep 19,2007 7:28am
unity through brutality, brutality through music

family
strength
honor

the u.s. hardcorps



toggletoggle post by xanonymousx at Sep 24,2007 4:49pm
hey destory you alot did your band already record an album and get signed?
http://skhrnykhsk.blogspot.com/2007/09/punch-your-face.html



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Sep 24,2007 4:52pm
I work quickly. You know what they say; no rest for the wicked! And guys who punch people in the face!



toggletoggle post by xanonymousx at Sep 24,2007 4:53pm
hahahaha



toggletoggle post by xanonymousx at Sep 24,2007 4:53pm
truth.



toggletoggle post by diarrhea_blumpkin at Sep 24,2007 8:40pm
MarkFuckingRichards said:
YAAAAAAYYYYY Blumpkin.


i totally concur



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Sep 25,2007 12:23am
Lamp said:
As important as these bands may be, they're not as important as having a noisecore band called Syndrome of a Down or a goregrind band called Urethra Franklin.


that's my roller derby name, from when I finally decide to gain 50 lbs, buy a bunch of mesh hats and join the girls roller derby league.



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