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returntothepit >> discuss >> Adobe Illustrator for Dummies by immortal13 on Sep 4,2007 3:14pm
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toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Sep 4,2007 3:14pm
I'm not experienced with Adobe photoshop or Illustrator at all. Someone please write this book for me, and please make it have a section for death metal logos.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Sep 4,2007 3:15pm
i taught a class on those applications, mostly photoshop, but i taught some illustrator too.



toggletoggle post by hooker nibbling penis at Sep 4,2007 3:19pm
hmmm.

the pen tool can be a good spiky illegible logo maker.

remember to close your paths though.



toggletoggle post by Dwellingsickness at Sep 4,2007 3:20pm edited Sep 4,2007 3:21pm



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Sep 4,2007 3:37pm
They do make it. Looks like a Barnes and Noble trip tonight.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Sep 5,2007 10:20am
Don't waste your money. I can explain it all to you for free.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Sep 5,2007 10:21am
Step 1: Type out the band name in all caps. (Serif font optional.)




toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Sep 5,2007 10:39am
Step 2: Scribble over the lines in the letters, making sure that they all pretty much run together, and make lots of wavy little pointy squiggles skewing off all over the place.

Example 1: Not quite there yet; this is sufficient if your band is only 95% metal (or if you're playing a battle of the bands at your high school and the music teacher insists on being able to read your logo).



Example 2: Better.



Example 3: Metal Blade, here we come!




toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Sep 5,2007 10:42am
Step 3: ????



Step 4: Profit!






toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Sep 5,2007 11:49am
Hahahahaha, once again I am floored and humbled by your logo abilities, Steve.

Immortal13: Try to look up some tutorials online and study the "Read Me" section of Illustrator and you may get a better idea without having to spend the money. Plus, all you really need in Illustrator is the pen tool so you can vectorize a logo and make it look extra sharp with crisp or smooth lines...well, as far as logos go, the pen is all you need.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Sep 5,2007 11:59am
MarkFuckingRichards said:
well, as far as logos go, the penis all you need.


Truer words were never spoken.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Sep 5,2007 12:10pm
You are not tr00 unless you have penis logo.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Sep 5,2007 12:11pm
truer words were never spake



toggletoggle post by cmtaib at Sep 5,2007 12:11pm


best logo ever created.
circa 2005



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Sep 5,2007 12:19pm
Looks like cum on a black background in photonegative.



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