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New site? Maybe some day.
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didn't it expect that last winter too? |
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Farmer's Almanac predicts more negroids and gypsies moving into the neighborhood. |
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People who celebrate the promise of excess snowfall obviously do not have any real snow removal responsibilities. Shoveling a 10 foot walkway doesn't count -- I'm talking about working a full day, then coming home to plow, then getting your plow truck stuck, then wading through 3 feet of snow and using a come-along and a tow chain to winch your truck out of the snow, only to get stuck again 10 minutes later. Shut up about running like fairies through the winter wonderland and making snow angels. Winter is grim. |
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largefreakatzero said:
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FuckIsMySignature said: largefreakatzero said:
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Fixed that for you |
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It really is. As an adult, snow must all be destroyed. |
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I hope so, I love the winter as much as I hate the damned summer. |
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MUST BE BECAUSE OF GLOBAL WARMING...ughhhhh, king of... |
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largefreakatzero said: People who celebrate the promise of excess snowfall obviously do not have any real snow removal responsibilities. Shoveling a 10 foot walkway doesn't count -- I'm talking about working a full day, then coming home to plow, then getting your plow truck stuck, then wading through 3 feet of snow and using a come-along and a tow chain to winch your truck out of the snow, only to get stuck again 10 minutes later. Shut up about running like fairies through the winter wonderland and making snow angels. Winter is grim. |
seconded. i have to shovel 14 walks when it snows. |
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i'm going to shovel and drink lots of bourbon in corpsepaint this winter |
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goatcatalyst said: i'm going to shovel and drink lots of bourbon in corpsepaint this winter |
I can get behind this. |
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wah wah wah, I like shoveling anyways, good work out and it keeps you warm in the cold. And if you have to shovel anymore than a ten foot drive way you're most likely getting paid for it or doing it for relative if not it is your own fault for having so much land to clear.
I pray for snow to ruin all of the north so we get desperate and attack the south and conquer! besides snow keeps all the mexicans indoors, what better blessing can you ask for?
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DestroyYouAlot said:
astounding |
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Y_Ddraig_Goch said: wah wah wah, I like shoveling anyways, good work out and it keeps you warm in the cold. And if you have to shovel anymore than a ten foot drive way you're most likely getting paid for it or doing it for relative if not it is your own fault for having so much land to clear.
I pray for snow to ruin all of the north so we get desperate and attack the south and conquer! besides snow keeps all the mexicans indoors, what better blessing can you ask for?
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1. Having land rules.
2. Shoveling sucks.
3. We don't have any mexicans in western-central NH. |
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it seems to me that every year for the last 10 years at the beginning of Fall the prediction is that "the almanac says its going to be the snowiest season since the last ice age", but there is really no change. i hope its like last winter, where it didn't really start until February. |
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I fucking hate snow, mainly because 75% of the people in New England who have lived here their entire lives still have no fucking clue how to drive in the snow. If I can get through a snowstorm without getting into an accident, everyone else should be able to as well.
Shoveling snow isn't that bad for me since my dad has a plow and there is only about a 10 square foot area to shovel after he plows, but I hate when I have to clean the snow off of our wood pile. For some odd reason I love splitting wood, and when snow gets in the way of my splitting, I get pissed. Fuck snow. |
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MarkFuckingRichards said: I fucking hate snow, mainly because 75% of the people in New England who have lived here their entire lives still have no fucking clue how to drive in the snow. If I can get through a snowstorm without getting into an accident, everyone else should be able to as well.
Shoveling snow isn't that bad for me since my dad has a plow and there is only about a 10 square foot area to shovel after he plows, but I hate when I have to clean the snow off of our wood pile. For some odd reason I love splitting wood, and when snow gets in the way of my splitting, I get pissed. Fuck snow. |
I fucked snow once. It melted.
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Shoving snow sucks. I wish snow somehow DID help us honkies take over and trap mexicans indoors. And summon ice trolls or something too. |
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If we get enough snow I firmly believe that driving north of 495 will mean I'm in Blashyrkh.
I'm amazed that I spelled Blashyrkh correctly without looking it up. |
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It never snows in southern RI. I need some coverage. |
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Well I know it will sound strange, but shoveling snow was actually one of my favorite things to do on the planet... while i was on ketamine that is. Iknow it was wierd, but i LOVED shoveling on ketamine, I would hear a storm was coming and I would cook myself some Ketamine to snort Before shoveling. Usaully I would blow a bottle before a big storm.
.....Oh god memories, times have changed so much.
Jim |
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