About two weeks ago I finally saw one of those fag baskets in person floating over New Britain, CT. I was driving home from Myrtle Beach so I had been driving for nearly 13 hours at that point and the douchey rainbow quilt pattern on the balloon just fucking set me off.
Who the fuck takes a balloon out at 5:00am on a Sunday? I bet the guy flying it thought he was king shit floating up there and enjoying the sunrise. I bet he's the type of fuckface who rides a recumbent bicycle while wearing a spandex suit and always brings up the "problems" with regular ass bicycles (which he calls upWRONGS) to random strangers at the supermarket.
