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returntothepit >> discuss >> Friday night TV still sucks ass by the_reverend on Aug 24,2007 10:42pm
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toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 24,2007 10:42pm
WTF...



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 24,2007 10:54pm
hm.. there is a huge fresh prince marathon...



toggletoggle post by urinal turd at Aug 24,2007 10:54pm



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 24,2007 10:56pm
channel, stat!
I remember that was on TGIF or must see friday or whatever it was called back them.



toggletoggle post by urinal turd at Aug 24,2007 10:58pm
which one? i wish dinosaurs was still on. that show was so weird. the ending of the series was one of the best endings in the history of tv



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Aug 24,2007 11:05pm
Halloween is on.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 24,2007 11:08pm
there is a new survivor man on.



toggletoggle post by NoodleFace at Aug 24,2007 11:35pm
how did Dinosaurs end?

I like watching Survivor Man then Going Tribal right after, two awesome shows even if Survivor man keeps being rescued this season.

I wish Bear Grylls wasn't a asshole liar, his show was awesome.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 24,2007 11:41pm
NoodleFace said:
Survivor man keeps being rescued this season.


HA! I just said that to carina!

NoodleFace said:
I wish Bear Grylls wasn't a asshole liar, his show was awesome.


yeah, he's a douche and has a camera crew. faggot



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Aug 25,2007 12:12am
NoodleFace said:
how did Dinosaurs end?

I like watching Survivor Man then Going Tribal right after, two awesome shows even if Survivor man keeps being rescued this season.

I wish Bear Grylls wasn't a asshole liar, his show was awesome.


i dont know about that piss filtration system in the desert. he was a bit too quick to drink that. i'd try it though. i mean i just had a coors light the other day.




toggletoggle post by urinal turd at Aug 25,2007 12:15am
NoodleFace said:
how did Dinosaurs end?

I like watching Survivor Man then Going Tribal right after, two awesome shows even if Survivor man keeps being rescued this season.

I wish Bear Grylls wasn't a asshole liar, his show was awesome.


dinosaurs ended when they went outside and the weather was starting to get crappy and they were like "hmm, i think a storm is coming. oh it will pass" and then it ended.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 25,2007 12:21am
ha!



toggletoggle post by NoodleFace at Aug 25,2007 12:58am
urinal turd said:
NoodleFace said:
how did Dinosaurs end?

I like watching Survivor Man then Going Tribal right after, two awesome shows even if Survivor man keeps being rescued this season.

I wish Bear Grylls wasn't a asshole liar, his show was awesome.


dinosaurs ended when they went outside and the weather was starting to get crappy and they were like "hmm, i think a storm is coming. oh it will pass" and then it ended.


hahaha



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 25,2007 1:10am
i totally remember that now



toggletoggle post by Dwellingsickness at Aug 25,2007 2:53am
Couldn't you have bumped one of the other countless Friday night tv sucks threads, instead of starting another one?



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 25,2007 8:57am
nope, its traditon!



toggletoggle post by pam   at Aug 25,2007 11:44am
That's because most people aren't home on Fridays cap-e-tan.

Is that shit about Bear really really really definitely true? I'd still watch Man VS Wild. I love that show. Survivor Man fucking sucks.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 25,2007 12:06pm
you just like bear cause he's cut and doesnt have an accent. survivorman is a real dude, a man's man.



toggletoggle post by Mess at Aug 25,2007 12:08pm
the_reverend said:
you just like bear cause he's cut and doesnt have an accent. survivorman is a real dude, a man's man.


i prefer survivorman over man vs wild also.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 25,2007 12:26pm
thank you! i think that the gays/girls like MvW and real men like the ugly canuck survivorman.
girls may perfer survivorman too.. bujt they are a rarer breed like girls with a good sense of direction. either that or they are canadian. as we know, all canadians back up their fellow canadians over just about anyone.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Aug 25,2007 1:08pm
i'm from Canahduh...they think i'm sloooow...ehhhh?



toggletoggle post by NoodleFace at Aug 25,2007 4:15pm
I actually preferred Man Vs. Wild because it seemed like he was invincible.. that and he squeezed water out of an elephant shit, who the fuck does that?

It is real about him though, I noticed discovery doesn't play his show at all anymore (unless I'm missing it). I saw some videos of people going to locations he shot at, one of them was the lava tube he crossed in Hawaii. It looked so dangerous but they panned the camera to the left, and the left had no drop and there was actually a highway there too.



toggletoggle post by Mess at Aug 25,2007 5:05pm
the brit also has a camera crew following him.
les stroud doesn't.



toggletoggle post by Mess at Aug 25,2007 5:06pm
oops i just read someones post above about the same thing



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 25,2007 5:11pm
noodleface is either a girl , gay, or a canuck.
FACT.



toggletoggle post by Mess at Aug 25,2007 5:16pm
fo sho



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 25,2007 5:19pm
God hates a fag.
but american's hate canadians.
and you hate women.
shit



toggletoggle post by Mess at Aug 25,2007 5:23pm
haha



toggletoggle post by yummy at Aug 25,2007 8:31pm
If I had nothing to do on a Friday and found myself watching tv I'd strangle myself with my own dick before watching this bear or survivor man you speak of. Typical americans....



toggletoggle post by pam   at Aug 26,2007 5:02pm
I don't like survivor man because all he does is bitch and whine. I fucking love Canadians, so you fail. I actually squeal like a 9 year old girl when people have Canuk accents.

Bear drinks water out of shit and drinks his own urine. That kind of cancels out the hot-factor for me...plus I fucking hate Brits and their disgusting accent. The show was just better, you actually learn a lot of cool shit as opposed to whiner man who just complains and occasionally tells you something that's ok to eat. I know how hot you must be in the desert, but shut the fuck up and teach me something for fucks sake.

Discovery hasn't cancelled MvW, but they're thinking of putting a disclaimer about some stuff being dramatized.



toggletoggle post by niccolai   at Aug 26,2007 5:11pm edited Aug 26,2007 5:12pm
pam said:
I don't like survivor man because all he does is bitch and whine. I fucking love Canadians, so you fail. I actually squeal like a 9 year old girl when people have Canuk accents.

Bear drinks water out of shit and drinks his own urine. That kind of cancels out the hot-factor for me...plus I fucking hate Brits and their disgusting accent. The show was just better, you actually learn a lot of cool shit as opposed to whiner man who just complains and occasionally tells you something that's ok to eat. I know how hot you must be in the desert, but shut the fuck up and teach me something for fucks sake.

Discovery hasn't cancelled MvW, but they're thinking of putting a disclaimer about some stuff being dramatized.



I STRONGLY disagree.

Bear fucking pretends to tame already tame horses... Instead of telling you what plants are okay to eat and drink from, every episode has him telling you what leaves make the best tea.

Like I'm fucking concerned with tea if i'm stranded in god knows where.

obviously my first survival instinct if i encountered a water rapid would be to make a raft and float on it so i can get to where there are better plants for making tea. between approaching 'wild' horses, floating on rapids, running on volcanic rock, and making tea out of imica flowers, Bear is going to get someone killed.

les Stroud on the other hand, has taught me many more techniques for agetting food, water, where it's safe to sleep.. etc and he doesn't talk like a damn brit.

he has to carry around all his own camera gear and has no help with anything for a week.. I'd probably bitch too. Hell.. I bitch about taking the trash out.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Aug 26,2007 5:18pm
He talked about pine needle tea twice...why? VITAMIN C. And if you think Whiney McNeedsatampon doesn't pull out a power bar once that camera is off you're just being gullible. All reality TV is at least 50% faked...ALL of it.

You can have your whiny bitch, if I want an hour of complaining I will call any one of my female friends and ask them how their ovaries are doing.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 26,2007 5:19pm
whenever I watch MvW, it sounds like someone's trying to do a terrible impersonation



toggletoggle post by pam   at Aug 26,2007 5:21pm
You guys are just mad women line up to fuck Bear. If he was ugly, we wouldn't be having this conversation. You guys just want to sword fight with him, stop lying to yourself.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 26,2007 5:24pm
proof that MvW sucks balls
http://james.hotornot.com/2007/08/man-versus-wild-and-survivorman.html
(the highway video included)



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 26,2007 5:27pm
ahahahahah someone faced the wiki!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bear_Grylls



toggletoggle post by pam   at Aug 26,2007 5:31pm
I'm not debating that Bear is a lying fuck, I'm really disappointed. However I'd rather go down on a cactus than listen to that other dude be a sniveling bitch for an hour.



toggletoggle post by niccolai   at Aug 26,2007 5:33pm edited Aug 26,2007 5:34pm
pam said:
He talked about pine needle tea twice...why? VITAMIN C. And if you think Whiney McNeedsatampon doesn't pull out a power bar once that camera is off you're just being gullible. All reality TV is at least 50% faked...ALL of it.


I actually don't think I saw him make pine needle tea. gross.

And don't you mean'vitttamin c'?



toggletoggle post by pam   at Aug 26,2007 5:35pm
niccolai said:
pam said:
He talked about pine needle tea twice...why? VITAMIN C. And if you think Whiney McNeedsatampon doesn't pull out a power bar once that camera is off you're just being gullible. All reality TV is at least 50% faked...ALL of it.


I actually don't think I saw him make pine needle tea. gross.

And don't you mean'vitttamin c'?


hahahaha



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 26,2007 6:43pm
survivorman has been bitching more this year. that and running away from jaguars. survivorman did a "how we do it" episode. no powerbars at all. like when he drank pee this last episode and almost died from heatstroke.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Aug 27,2007 12:09am
I wish he would have, then I wouldn't have to listen to him anymore.



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