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returntothepit >> discuss >> Thrash and ribs! by Whoremastery on Aug 18,2007 8:42pm
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toggletoggle post by Whoremastery  at Aug 18,2007 8:42pm
Sat Aug.25th @ the chili head BBQ co. West bridgewater R.T. 106

Free!!!!

7pm

Come check out my acoustic metal cover project this sat at the chili head...We will be playin 2hrs of metal classics......Some people showed an intrest in checkin this out last time i posted about it...thought i'd throw it out there. We could use some metal heads to help us sing along and spread some blasphemy!

We will be playing:

Slayer,wargasm,death,exodus,D.R.I.,metallica,S.O.D.,deicide,megadeth,morbid angel and more....(all acoustic!)

Help us terrorize the regulars!!!!!!
cheers



toggletoggle post by handinjury at Aug 18,2007 9:31pm
I will try to attend this.



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at Aug 18,2007 10:14pm
this place has the best food in the history of carnivorism.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Aug 19,2007 12:34am
Sick! That place is pretty much a straight shot (after 1 turn) from my house. I don't believe I have anything going on that day so I think I'll have to go.



toggletoggle post by Whoremastery  at Aug 19,2007 4:56am
come on by......we got a 2hr set!



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Aug 19,2007 9:00am
Fuck. I have a show in NY that day. I need to see this shit some time. Are you going to be doing this again Rob?



toggletoggle post by WHOREMASTERY NLI at Aug 19,2007 9:54am
hell ya...We will see how this goes ....and see if this venue will book us again for a showcase. This is our first all night gig.... every time we do the open mics the place goes crazy.. After this we are gonna start hitting other open mics everywhere...we have a huge list of them...and alot of them already heard about us and want us to come down... We need some metal heads to come and sing pull the plug!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by WHOREMASTERY NLI at Aug 19,2007 9:57am
And if anyone is coming and possibly has a video camera they could bring that would be killer...we wanna get this on our page and my camera sucks.



toggletoggle post by horror_tang  at Aug 19,2007 12:07pm
Damn, if you would do this on a Wednesday night I would be there with 50 people (all you can eat chicken wings).



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Aug 19,2007 12:11pm
WHOREMASTERY NLI said:
And if anyone is coming and possibly has a video camera they could bring that would be killer...we wanna get this on our page and my camera sucks.


If I can get my old singer to come, there will be a camera. I don't think he'll have anything to do, so he has no choice, haha.



toggletoggle post by Whoremastery  at Aug 19,2007 5:25pm
If you can mark that would be cool....but come down regardless...we will praise the metal gods and drink some suds!!!!!



toggletoggle post by Whoremastery  at Aug 19,2007 5:27pm
horror_tang said:
Damn, if you would do this on a Wednesday night I would be there with 50 people (all you can eat chicken wings).


what place? we will go anywhere and shred this shit!



toggletoggle post by Whoremastery  at Aug 21,2007 7:57am
bumpin it up for metal, Beer, Snooters, and BBQ sauce!



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Aug 21,2007 9:42am


I am intrigued...



toggletoggle post by Whoremastery  at Aug 21,2007 9:44am
Come on down....its gonna be a fun time



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at Aug 22,2007 2:49pm
I'll be attending this.

upppp



toggletoggle post by Sinistas   at Aug 22,2007 2:55pm
I'm guessing Jeff is talking about this place - he told me about it the other month.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Aug 22,2007 3:27pm edited Aug 22,2007 3:27pm
This is gonna be me, on Saturday:



"Hey! Yeah, you, dingbat! I wanna pitcher'a beer, fried jalapenos, the nachos grande, and, uh, let's start with 50 wings, extra hot, and let's keep the ranch comin'."

"You hear what I ordered? I'm gonna be fartin' blood over here."



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 22,2007 4:05pm
Ovah heah.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Aug 22,2007 4:21pm
Yeah, I couldn't decide how to Jersey it up, so I left it as an exercise for the reader. You win a gold star!



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Aug 22,2007 4:32pm
DestroyYouAlot...are you really going to this? I don't think one restaurant can tolerate you, me, and Niccolai all at the same time.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Aug 22,2007 4:44pm
I'm fucking there. They're gonna have to just start dipping live chickens in buffalo sauce and bringing them to the table. Together, we can bring them to their knees.



toggletoggle post by boine (nli) at Aug 22,2007 5:58pm
cant wait for this, i work in same plaza and the people i see going into Chili Head are not the type to be down with some acoustic thrash should be a great time



toggletoggle post by Whoremastery  at Aug 22,2007 7:45pm
hell yea!!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by Whoremastery  at Aug 22,2007 7:49pm
the regulars always go nut to us....they never heard such violent,satanic,insanity in there lives...its so funny how alot of people don't know what metal is...They are always like"what the fuck was that" "how do you play so fast?"Why are you singing about satan"? its great!!!



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Aug 22,2007 8:36pm
DestroyYouAlot said:
I'm fucking there. They're gonna have to just start dipping live chickens in buffalo sauce and bringing them to the table. Together, we can bring them to their knees.


I shall be belligerently drunk off of Buffalo sauce and praise to Satan via acoustic guitars. I'm not sure which car I should take though...possibly the 4chan party van, perhaps?



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Aug 23,2007 9:35am
We're all gonna get B& and V&.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Aug 23,2007 11:18am
HEYOOOO!

This is seriously going to be the highlight of my week...possibly even month. My life sucks.

I need Buffalo wings NOW.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Aug 23,2007 11:22am
I know; I'm looking forward to getting kicked out of a restaurant entirely too much.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Aug 23,2007 11:32am
Haha, quite the aspiration. I'll end up at least disturbing some people if "Angel of Death" is played. Rob, please tell me you guys are playing "Angel of Death." If you don't, I may have to cry. Dammit.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Aug 23,2007 11:42am
"Angel of Hurled Chicken Bones and Incoherent Screaming"



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Aug 23,2007 11:48am
Chicken, the meaning of pain.
The way that I want you to fry.
Buffalo, immense flavor!
Mark Richards cleanses you of your life!
Forced in...like chicken you are
Stripped of your bones' meat!
Delicious meal for Mark Richards!
Marinated with a side of FRIIIIIEEESSSSSS!



toggletoggle post by Whoremastery  at Aug 23,2007 6:43pm
mabye we will...we are playing some sick shit!!!! I'm glad you guys are gonna come down...thanx!



toggletoggle post by DomesticTerror at Aug 23,2007 8:01pm
where exactly on 106 is this? what's it near?



toggletoggle post by Whoremastery  at Aug 23,2007 8:09pm
across from the day break resturant, in a plaza...before the hockomok plaza if your coming from 24



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Aug 23,2007 9:35pm
"Angel of Death" HAS GOT TO BE PLAYED GODDAMMIT! Make it happen Rob!!! Niccolai, Dave Maggot (singer from UCW) w/ camera and I will be there bright and early. Anyone else from the south shore need a ride?



toggletoggle post by Whoremastery  at Aug 24,2007 7:35am edited Aug 24,2007 7:58am
how bout...at dawn they sleep, necrophiliac, and kill again, live undead, spill the blood ect?



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Aug 24,2007 12:13pm
That's all well and good, as all old Slayer is awesome...but "Angel of Death" is the greatest song ever written in the history of time.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Aug 24,2007 12:16pm
fact



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at Aug 24,2007 12:30pm
MarkFuckingRichards said:
That's all well and good, as all old Slayer is awesome...but "Angel of Death" is the greatest song ever written in the history of time.


UHHHHH... No.

I think you're leaving out 4 very important songs.


bennyhillifier


bennyhillifier


bennyhillifier


bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Aug 24,2007 12:34pm
Well, aside from those songs.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Aug 24,2007 12:49pm

bennyhillifier

Umm... Hello?



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at Aug 24,2007 1:00pm
DestroyYouAlot said:

bennyhillifier

Umm... Hello?


that embed isn't working. post again plox.



toggletoggle post by Whoremastery  at Aug 24,2007 1:12pm
MY OTHER PARTNER IN CRIME WILL LOVE YOU FOR POSTING THIS SHIT HAHAHAHA!



toggletoggle post by Whoremastery  at Aug 24,2007 1:16pm
how bout my all caps dumb ass huh?

We will not dissapoint...alot of songs we dont play in its entirety(hey dwyer spell check that for me) but remember..its all acoustic and metal solos sound dumb as fuck with out effects and alot of songs get dragged out with no drums. We tie alot of songs into each other and do our own versions but its sounds heavy as fuck so....i hope you'll all enjoy it.....

ok ok....angel of death!!!!



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Aug 24,2007 10:50pm
FFFUUUUUCCKKKK YES!!!!!!! You have made my life complete.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Aug 25,2007 9:09am
I'm totally wearing my Bunghole Liquors shirt to this - dress to impress, I always say!



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Aug 25,2007 11:51am
DestroyYouAlot said:
I'm totally wearing my Bunghole Liquors shirt to this - dress to impress, I always say!


I heard through the kiwivine you'd be wearing a pedobear shirt. Don't disappoint us now.



toggletoggle post by DomesticTerror at Aug 25,2007 12:03pm
i'm wearing a pedobear shirt...this is gonna be just like my prom : (



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Aug 25,2007 12:11pm
Hahaha! Amazing. Just as long as someone is wearing a pedobear shirt, I'll be happy.



toggletoggle post by handinjury at Aug 25,2007 12:31pm
DomesticTerror said:
i'm wearing a pedobear shirt...this is gonna be just like my prom : (


Awesome.



toggletoggle post by DomesticTerror at Aug 25,2007 12:34pm
Brian, you heading up to this tonight?



toggletoggle post by Whoremastery  at Aug 25,2007 1:03pm
i havent slept in over 30hrs...im outta my tree!! Someone bring me some drugs!



toggletoggle post by DomesticTerror at Aug 25,2007 1:03pm
rob, you guys go on right at 7?



toggletoggle post by Whoremastery  at Aug 25,2007 1:05pm
i think.....im not totally sure until i get there.....hopefully we have 2hrs worth of material.....and i hope we dont break as many strings as we did at practice yesterday..scott u might have to tell some rape jokes if that happens..lol



toggletoggle post by Whoremastery  at Aug 25,2007 1:06pm
7 30 the web site says



toggletoggle post by DomesticTerror at Aug 25,2007 1:12pm
Whoremastery said:
i think.....im not totally sure until i get there.....hopefully we have 2hrs worth of material.....and i hope we dont break as many strings as we did at practice yesterday..scott u might have to tell some rape jokes if that happens..lol



i'll be too whacked out on beer, ribs, and thrash. we should see if dudeman wants to give us a night sometime. get some of the other guys down and shit.
but tonight is all about the Exodus!



toggletoggle post by Whoremastery  at Aug 25,2007 1:18pm
toxic waltz and fabulous disaster will be played...everyone if you know the words to any of the songs...drink up and sing along!!!!!!! i'll be wasted and prolly forget half of them!

no sleep and alot of beer make rob go crazy!!! Dont mind if i do!!!!!
why is there no homer icon!?



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at Aug 25,2007 6:12pm
Tonight!



toggletoggle post by DomesticTerror at Aug 25,2007 6:34pm
leaving soon



toggletoggle post by boine (nli) at Aug 25,2007 11:00pm
great show hopefully the chili head wants you back



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at Aug 25,2007 11:15pm
This show was awsome. Good meeting boine and DestroyYouAlot again.

To anyone who was skeptical about going to this, it was hilarious and one of the funnest times I've had. I HIGHLY recomend you catch the next show.

Unfortunately they wouldn't play chocolate rain.

I got a little video on my cellphone, nothign special:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=mnO7uhlRIys


bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 25,2007 11:18pm
fuck that place... someone's going to lose an eye if there are squares running around that place like that. Someone's gotta report that and close that shit down.



toggletoggle post by DomesticTerror at Aug 25,2007 11:23pm
good times. what's up with the bar closing at 10:30 tho? driving home wasn't even close to interesting...



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Aug 25,2007 11:25pm
Tonight was fucking awesome. It is definitely in the top 5 shows I've ever been to, especially since I got to hear "Angel Of Death" twice. I will be looking forward to more Thrashterpiece Theatre shows. Awesome meeting DestroyYouAlot and Boine as well.



toggletoggle post by boine (nli) at Aug 25,2007 11:30pm
great meeting everyone and also getting body farm stickers you guys should just do merch no muic



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Aug 25,2007 11:39pm
That's the plan my friend! FUCK MUSIC.



toggletoggle post by boine (nli) at Aug 25,2007 11:41pm
your live shows can be auctions



toggletoggle post by handinjury at Aug 26,2007 12:22am
I had a Good time. There was about 30 people yelling and screaming angel of death, in a BBQ joint. Rob, I will put some video on you tube tomorrow.



toggletoggle post by HappySunshineBaby   at Aug 26,2007 12:50am
I approve of this show, and how the bar serves you food in dogbowls.

P.S. Whoever was wearing the pedobear shirt has to get at me, I need one



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Aug 26,2007 12:54am
My cheese fries tasted worlds better in a dog bowl than they would have on just a regular plate. I'm replacing all of the human dinnerware in my house with dog bowls.



toggletoggle post by DomesticTerror at Aug 26,2007 12:56am
HappySunshineBaby said:
I approve of this show, and how the bar serves you food in dogbowls.

P.S. Whoever was wearing the pedobear shirt has to get at me, I need one


it's beautiful, huh?

http://www.zazzle.com/pd/find/qs-pedobear



toggletoggle post by HappySunshineBaby   at Aug 26,2007 1:06am edited Aug 26,2007 1:06am
DomesticTerror said:


it's beautiful, huh?

http://www.zazzle.com/pd/find/qs-pedobear



Do Want



toggletoggle post by Nicc nli at Aug 26,2007 1:28am
too many people there were breaking the first two rules of rttpchan.

I heard one chick say 'paydo bear'.

because of that, I'm never going to /b/ again.

she was also yelling 'lisa needs braces'.

That place was filthy. time to clean it up.



toggletoggle post by Whoremastery  at Aug 26,2007 6:18am
thank you all for coming out and turning that place upside down...i had a blast...we will learn more songs...but no debbie gibson...haahaha...

thanx again



toggletoggle post by HappySunshineBaby   at Aug 26,2007 6:21am
Soooo about the dragonforce...



toggletoggle post by Whoremastery  at Aug 26,2007 8:00am
its THRASHterpiece theater.......ya know?!



toggletoggle post by handinjury at Aug 26,2007 8:12am
I would like to hear you guys do some overkill, testament, forbidden & flotsam and jetsam.



toggletoggle post by Whoremastery  at Aug 26,2007 8:22am
you got it! no place for disgrace! im so hung over..........that place was so scared of us.......but the treated us well and we think we did the same for them so i hope they will have us back...100 bucks to play metal,drink,and act like a retard is the best second job i ever had!



toggletoggle post by Whoremastery  at Aug 26,2007 8:37am
we will take all the request under consideration...we wanted to do more shit like morbid,dri,sod n shit but we were shakey on them...

add our page
www.myspace.com/thrashterpiecetheater666

we will put up all the vids when they get posted on youtube

Thanx again for all who came out..we did expect it to be such a killer turn out!!!!



toggletoggle post by handinjury at Aug 26,2007 10:26am edited Aug 26,2007 10:27am



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Aug 26,2007 11:01am edited Aug 26,2007 11:02am
So, looks like RTTP Live was a success. *snort* I don't know what was better, hearing / screaming along to the tunes, or screaming 4chan memes back and forth across the bar. (Although that one girl, whoever you are - I'm betting you post here - your pronunciation of Pedobear's name was unforgivable. Thou shalt not take His name in vain.) It literally turned into this forum, in live format. I forgot to yell out "first," though - my B.

SO FUCKING DRUNK. If the half of the night I remember is any indication, I had a blast. I'm pretty sure I screamed out "Dargonforce" about 50 times. Good times hanging out with Boine, Nicc, MFR, and your friend whose name I forgot in my wastedness.

BTW, those fucking 2-star wings KILLED ME. Sweat pouring, eyes stinging, couldn't eat half of them killed me. Bummed me out, too, I was starving. They also forced me to down a thousand porters in quick succession to kill the burn - apparently I killed the keg?

(Rumor has it we went to another bar after this? I don't remember, but Katie assures me it's the case. I just know I woke up on the porch with half of a cold cheeseburger sitting on my stomach, which I immediately ate.)



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Aug 26,2007 11:10am edited Aug 26,2007 11:12am
handinjury said:

Haha - you can totally see the back of my bald-ass head throughout that entire video, except for the part where I'm ordering more beer and blue cheese sauce. Man, I'm fucking bald.


You've got to post the rest of that video. Preferably parts with more screaming.



toggletoggle post by handinjury at Aug 26,2007 11:25am
DestroyYouAlot said:
handinjury said:

Haha - you can totally see the back of my bald-ass head throughout that entire video, except for the part where I'm ordering more beer and blue cheese sauce. Man, I'm fucking bald.


You've got to post the rest of that video. Preferably parts with more screaming.


I got a few more songs, but my camera and pc are not playing friendly this morning. I need a fucking card reader now!!!



toggletoggle post by DomesticTerror at Aug 26,2007 1:00pm
DestroyYouAlot said:


BTW, those fucking 2-star wings KILLED ME. Sweat pouring, eyes stinging, couldn't eat half of them killed me. Bummed me out, too, I was starving. They also forced me to down a thousand porters in quick succession to kill the burn - apparently I killed the keg?



yeah, the chilli was rated 1-15. anything over 11 you had to sign a waiver (wtf!) i love the hots, but to play it safe i order 6/7.
holy shit! i hate sweating while i'm eating. no fun.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Aug 26,2007 1:38pm
MY ASSHOLE FUCKING HATES ME THIS MORNING.

Fucking OW.



toggletoggle post by DomesticTerror at Aug 26,2007 1:59pm
i'm with you bro. i feel like i just maced my anus.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Aug 26,2007 2:48pm
The shit I took because of what I ate last night took 4 flushes. 4 FUCKING FLUSHES! I thought I birthed a brown anaconda.



toggletoggle post by WHOREMASTERY @ work at Aug 26,2007 2:50pm
the food and the beer there are awesomw...I wish i could see these youtube vids from work...damn firewall! I still feel drunk!



toggletoggle post by handinjury at Aug 26,2007 5:31pm



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