How can you not love these beasts?

How can I love these beasts with my tongue and cock?

You can only love those beasts with your tongue and cock if you enjoy pain. And lots of it.

Where can I sign up for said doggie lovins and pain?

peanut butter

EPIC SHOWDOWN!



You'll have to sign up in Ft. Lauderdale, unfortunately. If you bring beer, they'll give it to you extra rough.

Not necessarily.

Jager is unleashing pwnage in the backyard!

Yea, you all think it's funny and cute...

Just wait until that dog tries to have sex with you.

you took those pictures on my birthday

yo i git you madd $$$ fo dose pups you got

I love dogs. I will probably only ever have 1 at a time and that will be (I hope in the not so distant future) a Siberian Husky.

If you give him booze, Jager gets rapey.

Dankill said:

FACT.

Here's a good story:

The night the Red Sox won the World Series a few years ago, Jager (the biggest one--weighing in at roughly 110 pounds, maybe more) was given a little bit of beer by my cousin Bill. This was a mistake; Jager started glaring and growling at Bill for a good 10-20 minutes, making Bill feel very uncomfortable. Eventually Jager stood up slowly, with his eyes still fixed on Bill. In a matter of what seemed like miliseconds, Jager lunged across the room and onto Bill's back, smothering him with violent humpage. Bill tried shaking him off, but Jager punched (or however a dog hits) him in the back of the head, face and his sides and continued raping him. He didn't stop until business was done. That was the best night of anyone's life, ever.

WHITE PEOPLE ARE FUCKING SICK

NIGGER said:

Tell me about it. I'm still trying to kick mono. I hate being fucking sick.

You're Italian Mark, he wasn't talking about you.

He was talking about REAL white people.

"you were spawned by niggers. you're part eggplant"

I thought this thread was gonna have tits in it, Not real dogs, damn total let down

hungtableed said:

I have always wanted a husky, sadnly never had one. I hear they are not good with kids but it depends on how they are raised

Nothing beats my English Springer Spaniel. He owns all of you.

that was the first dog i had, he was put down recently.

Dwellingsickness said:

You really think I'd let RTTP see my girlfriend's tits? Those are for me and me only, haha.

Next time have tits...loads of tits, doesn't matter who they belong too, u know like big fat ass Oprah tits, nah not really.

Anyways, how the fuck are u Mark?

- Petard - Breaking Wheel

Fat ass Oprah tits will be provided, haha.

I'm swell, and yourself?

Erika told me about the mono, Mark. Sorry to hear about that. She also said you sucked because of it. I just told her to shut the fuck up and get up here in October.

Also, Bill getting donkey-punched and raped by a drunk dog after the Red Sox won the World Series IS one of the greatest nights EVER.

FuckIsMySignature said:

Yuhra Cahhntuhlope.

Hahahahaha! Is that Chuck? If so, he looks a lot more vicious in that picture than he does in real life, heh heh.

Don't be fooled. He's a vicious motherfucker. He'll bite your dick off with his filed down hippo teeth.